1st base: raw ethically dubious fucking
2nd base: exist in a public space together
3rd base: you witness me have a real, candid emotion
4th base: I reveal an aspect of my tragic backstory to you

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1st base: raw ethically dubious fucking
2nd base: exist in a public space together
3rd base: you witness me have a real, candid emotion
4th base: I reveal an aspect of my tragic backstory to you
Facebook memories are usually fine, but every so often it’s pictures of me and the friend I was roommates with for 2 years
That I met when I was 20 but who ghosted me 13 years later when she didn’t like how I handled a situation with another friend (the wild thing is… that other friend and I are fine now and closer than ever)
And friend break ups suck and honestly I’ve been fine with it for awhile because I know I didn’t do anything wrong, but we have a grad school reunion-y thing this summer and I don’t know if she’s coming and I don’t know how I’ll feel if she does go
I made a birb headband for “holiday headgear” day at work
Not sure why this dude felt the need to mansplain this, but to say something incorrect with so much confidence when I did not ask??? Wow
Anyway, he’s blocked now
Not sure why this dude felt the need to mansplain this, but to say something incorrect with so much confidence when I did not ask??? Wow
If teenage me could see me planning a matching Halloween costume with her best friend who is still her best friend! Who lives in her city! Who she get to work with! She’d be so, so happy
We’re going to be Frog and Toad for storybook day ❤️
The Life of a Showgirl as an album is just medium for me with a couple good songs
But dear god the think pieces make me want to act like it’s the best goddamn thing I’ve ever heard
I haven’t even listened to the album yet, but I do not give two shits what a white man has to say about a Taylor Swift album
“Thank god mom doesn’t have an accent” is a thing I actually thought today because we live in hell
A bin in my patio storage (that has been there almost 2 weeks!) fell on my water heater and now there’s water in my bedroom and all over the storage floor.
I don’t think it’s still leaking and I’m not even sure how so much water came out and then seemingly stopped??? But now it’s 11:15pm and I have to stay up for emergency maintenance to come
ALSO the guy asked “do you think it can wait until morning” and I was like “idk you know more about this than I do, but I’m worried about more water coming into my apartment”
Very sweet maintenance man found the issue, thanked me for calling it in, and is coming in the morning to fix it (there’s a container to catch the drips). He also said he’d call the water removal people to get the water from my carpet
Always be kind to the maintenance people!
A bin in my patio storage (that has been there almost 2 weeks!) fell on my water heater and now there’s water in my bedroom and all over the storage floor.
I don’t think it’s still leaking and I’m not even sure how so much water came out and then seemingly stopped??? But now it’s 11:15pm and I have to stay up for emergency maintenance to come
ALSO the guy asked “do you think it can wait until morning” and I was like “idk you know more about this than I do, but I’m worried about more water coming into my apartment”
Another day another opportunity to hurt my own feelings over my work crush
So anyway, today I was pulling into the parking lot and I jokingly rolled down the window and boo’d at him as he walked to the building
I parked, got my stuff together, and headed inside
He was sitting in the office waiting for me…
Another day another opportunity to hurt my own feelings over my work crush
Dateline narrator: She had made him the center of her world
Me: that’s why you shouldn’t make ugly guys the center of your world
My mom: *cackle*
Me: What?! I’m right!
Me: I started to fall asleep before the Taylor Swift countdown was done last night so I set an alarm to not miss it
Coworker: that’s definitely normal adult behavior
Me: it’s not my fault you have no whimsy in your life
Coworker: I do occasionally
Me: interactions with me don’t count
Coworker: I said occasionally!
Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents
This isn't even a shit post that actually happened