I am not entirely sure that I am not the universe.

[betterthankanyebitch]

the difference between white parents and black parents

[ontherunmufucka]

[msands78]

@jsands84 I can’t believe I read this whole thing...

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

[alwaysbewoke]

always reblog. no matter where i see it, i reblog it!

[aethtalon]

It’s Back

[fullpraxisnow]

Math proves that capitalism sucks and that capitalists are greedy.

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

So he gave millions and you gave $40 and feel like you’re doing more?

[pebbleofgod]

[laurasterisk]

As presented, brought to you by Jesus, and THE FRIGGING BIBLE

[msands78]

Finally chilling at the Airbnb in Indianapolis... Mellie is waiting for Christopher and Jonathan to get here. (at Indianapolis, Indiana) https://www.instagram.com/p/By9EDHMneY11ce4gJGqSx30Y-OBAzWeFtwKAqE0/?igshid=1fm0w6xyxum22

[msands78]

This is why I love my brothers @jsands84 , Christopher and, my boyfriend @ccooley1022 . We’re all mad here….

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]

Rebecca (1940) dir. Alfred Hitchcock

[jsands84]

@msands78

[msands78]

He also surprised me with a autographed picture of @mpgosselaar which was the reason I wanted to go... https://www.instagram.com/p/BvaPYu_gtVj-JUWB3rsJi2XFhiDqqtsayxaxXM0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1gsueepmsdeyp

[msands78]

My brother Christopher surprised me with a autographed picture of @mpgosselaar and a picture of Tim Curry as The Prince of darkness from Lex Comic-Con. https://www.instagram.com/p/BvaOiumgsQSWJEsNeqUR9UiE3ntfFWhgjx7NN40/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1tybich2k18j5

[ruinedchildhood]

OHMYGOD 😂😂😂😂😂

[purplelittlemermaid]

😂

[2pacsauntie]

She actually took a picture of him and sent it to him lmfaoooo I’m dead 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[pettylifepresident]

Me as a parent

[msands78]

Thanks god there weeenr camera phones when I was a teenager....

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[dont-touch-my-fandoms]

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

[blocboybucciarati]

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

[lesbianskunkrat]

I WATCH THIS EVERYDAY

[princessmias-deactivated2018021]

this is the story of another, more powerful savior

[acecroft]

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) dir. Simon West

[blazeupandtasteme]

“that song came out in the 50′s”

[movie-gifs]

Charade (1963) dir. Stanley Donen

[msands78]

Also me...

[movie-gifs]

Titanic (1997) dir. James Cameron

[msands78]

Somedays this is me....

[meanplastic]

I’m going to hell for laughing at this

[tpolisher]

Same.