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An incomplete list of absolutely bonkers abilities from official Pathfinder 2e monsters

- The delight dragon emits an aura that turns all weapons around it into toys, and can turn itself into a cloud of laughing gas

- The halfling head chef dazzles opponents by throwing spices in their eyes

- The brainchild gains abilities if those observing it believe it has them

- The bibliodaemon, metaphysical representation of death by bureaucracy, slows enemies by pointing out that they don’t have clearance to perform their actions

- Animated tea carts attack by squirting scalding hot tea at you

- The gliminal, manifestations of vital energies, kill you by giving you so much extra HP that you explode

- The yeongno, a traditional Korean monster that eats rich people, beats the crap out of you with your own money

- A mob of corn leshies, nature spirits that animate corn plants, can form into corn mazes to disorient the enemy

Other Pathfinder 2e fans, feel free to add your own!

appendingfic

Also the delight dragon, they possess the innate ability to sense the presence of joy and whimsy (which I personally dub their "party sense")

itsalwaysdark

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

quikyu

The last comic I made for the Huggy-Bunzo Babysitting saga :)

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#poppy playtime

varanusniloticus

Pet dragon 🐲 [by Ryoko Kui]

crtter

I mean, Josef Mеngеlе DID die here. Like, that’s something that happened. You know, the piece of shit Nаzі ““doctor”” who experimented on people? His bones are here. We’re using him as a practice skeleton for forensic medicine students at the University of São Paulo. I’m 100% serious.

crtter

For the record! We’re not fucking around with his bones just because. Technically, they should be given to his living relatives, but they really, REALLY don’t want him. Like, we’ve been asking them if we can mail him to them ever since he was identified in the 90s, and every time they’re like “hell no, fuck that guy” which is understandable but now we’re at this standstill in case a family member eventually does want him back, and we’re absolutely NOT burying a nаzі all nice and cozy in our soil if we can help it. So I guess it was decided that the best course of action was to fuck around with his bones. In the name of education.

loth-caatgirl

anarcho-gamerist

Cant be considered a win since brazil gave him and thousands of other nazis sanctuary in the first place. Oh he died there? How did he get there ????

crtter

Well, gee! I have NO idea. You see, us third-worlders aren’t too smart! That’s why we need you, brave internet people who have never set a foot here, to teach us about our own history! I always thought that the Nazi ratlines into South America were organized by this Argentinian Nazi sympathizer millionaire who gave a fortune to the political campaign of the future dictator of Argentina in exchange for him to turn a blind eye to war criminals being smuggled into the continent, but I suppose I was wrong! Maybe our government just decided to give Nazis a warm welcome and cushy government science or engineering jobs and never try them for their crim-

*presses fingers to earpiece* What’s that? Operation? Paperclip? What are you talking ab- huh. I see! Turns out it was a different country that did that. Whaddaya know!

notaventura

in light of the recent bb episode where commandra cooks

shannon1517

He's very shy

thriftstorescans

Needlepoint design from the Fall/Winter 1976 issue of American Home Crafts

momentaryeclipse

me (getting ready for a night out): i am going to be so chill and socialise so well! i am going to be so normal tonight and won’t make any odd conversational choices

also me (halfway through my first cider): and ACTUALLY !!!! even if volcanoes COULD be overdue, there is NOOOOO evidence to suggest yellowstone is !!!! the complete opposite actually !!! and whilst i have your attention, the ring of fire is CONTINUOUSLY active !!! why does everyone act as if activity there would end humanity????? it’s ALWAYS active !!! if we want to talk about the dangers caused by volcanoes, we really need to look at 1985 nevado del ruiz because actually the vast majority of the dangers aren’t because of these natural formations, they’re because of human action- hey. hey, where are you going????

tuckedinbugw

Five minutes free in this bad boy would fix me

specialagentartemis

Aro and ace activism is housing reform, is well-funded public housing, is an expansion of affordable housing, is allowing single people to get affordable and public housing, is rent controls to make it possible for single people to be able to afford to live alone on a single salary.

Aro and ace activism is healthcare reform, so that no one needs to rely on a spouse for health insurance, so that healthcare is available to everybody regardless of income, so that no one’s lived experiences or basic dignity are dismissed or overridden by doctors

Aro and ace activism is well-funded and expansive public transit, so that you don’t need to have someone on hand to drive you places if you are incapacitated, so that you don’t have to pay for an ambulance if you need to get to the hospital quickly

Aro and ace activism is disability and elder care services, so that no one needs a spouse to care for them, so that no one needs children to care for them, so that marriage is not a bind for disabled people, so that people on disability who want to and can live alone can

Aro and ace activism is community-building, it’s public events, it’s free social activities, it’s mutual aid, it’s activities that bring community members together without socializing relying on just a romantic partner

Aro and ace activism is developing a culture of believing when people tell you who they are and what they want rather than assuming you know them better than they know themselves

Aro and ace activism means a better world for people without “normative” desires or “normative” social support, which means a better world for everybody

nyebbyz-deactivated20260118

BAILEY PASSIVE SKILL DUMP YAYYYYYY YAY YAY+++🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

bailey has a passive ability where shell randomly take interest in one of sams house items (coffee machine, fridge, oven, gaming system, shower) and ask if she can tinker with it. letting her do so will render her unable to join your party and whatever shes working on not be able to be used for one day.