Milo S. Darek's Stuff

Just some stuff I want to share

[nintendo]

There’s an incredible world out there just waiting to be explored in Minecraft: New Nintendo 3DS Edition, available now on eShop!

[littlekidsin]

In the spirit of coming back to the internet, I’ve decided to finally host a giveaway! I’ve never done this before, so please bear with me x-)  If you’re interested in entering, please share this post on Tumblr with the comment “Giveaway Entry!”  If you’re entering, please follow me if you don’t already, and spread the word if you can as well! <3  Winners will be announced on the 20th of April!  Anyone who doesn’t claim their prize within a week of being announced will miss out, and I’ll pick someone else to give it to.  I’ll be doing more of these in the future, so this is pretty much a crash test for me! I hope you’re as excited as I am!! <3 <3  Good luck and thank you for reading! :-3

[stardewvalleyrecipes]

Evelyn’s Seasonal Cookies-Summer

I meant to get to this earlier this summer, but I’ve been so busy. Sorry everyone. I was also initially thinking of making macaroons for this recipe but they don’t tend to cooperate with cookie cutters.  Difficulty: Easy, 5 hours (mostly refrigerator time), makes about 25 cookies depending on size. 

-¾ cup (170g) margarine  -2/3 cup (133g) sugar -2 eggs -¼ teaspoon (1.2mL) almond extract -2 cups (250g) flour -2 teaspoons (8g) baking powder -½ teaspoon (2.5g) salt -1 cup (100g) shredded coconut

Glaze: -1 cup (125g) powdered/icing sugar -½ teaspoon (0.5mL) vanilla extract -Milk -Shredded coconut

In a medium bowl, cream together the margarine and sugar until smooth and fluffy. Add the eggs and almond, stir to combine. 

In another bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, and salt. Add the dry ingredients to the butter mixture and stir until almost combined, and then add in the shredded coconut. Finish mixing and then cover and refrigerate for 4 hours. Note: if you’re using chunks of coconut like me, you might prefer to use a food processor rather than kill your fingers on a grater. Lesson learned. 

Turn the cookie dough out on to a lightly floured surface. Roll it out to about ¼ inch thickness. Cut out palm tree shapes (or whatever type of shape you want to use) and place the cookies on an ungreased cookie sheet. 

Bake at 375°F for 8 minutes or til done. Let them cool completely on a wire rack. 

While the cookies are sitting, prepare the glaze. Sift the sugar into a bowl and add in the vanilla extract, stirring a bit to combine. Add the milk about 1 teaspoon (about 5mL) at a time until you have the desired consistency (runny but not too liquidy is best). You’ll only need about 3 teaspoons (15mL), roughly. 

Dip the top of the cookies in the glaze and allow the excess to drip off. Then dust them with shredded coconut and gently shake off the excess. 

These cookies are quite coconuty, and incredibly good. The almond comes through as an aftertaste and compliments this soft, sweet cookie perfectly. 

-SVR

[msdarek]

Can't help but imagine RWBY V.1 Episode 4: "The Cereal Identity" scene while imagining these lines:

"This is Lucio Correia dos Santos"

"Yeah"

"He led the citizens of Brazil and overthrew Vishkar"

"Yeah"

"He was on a world tour on his debut album "Synaesthesia Auditiva"

"The wha..."

"He's in front of every Kellog's Overwatch Lucio-Oh's Cereal Box!"

"That's you!?"

[msdarek]

Overwatch competitive in a nutshell

[littlekidsin]

In the spirit of coming back to the internet, I’ve decided to finally host a giveaway! I’ve never done this before, so please bear with me x-)  If you’re interested in entering, please share this post on Tumblr with the comment “Giveaway Entry!”  If you’re entering, please follow me if you don’t already, and spread the word if you can as well! <3  Winners will be announced on the 20th of April!  Anyone who doesn’t claim their prize within a week of being announced will miss out, and I’ll pick someone else to give it to.  I’ll be doing more of these in the future, so this is pretty much a crash test for me! I hope you’re as excited as I am!! <3 <3  Good luck and thank you for reading! :-3

[msdarek]

“Oh man I gotta say I love this comic so bad, gave me a new insight to its own storyline as Pucca and Tobe, man am I really shooked” -Milo Giveaway Entry ^-^

[msdarek]

Check out the comic Pucca: Tobe or not Tobe :: Tumblr Giveaway (Sorry it's not an update!) “Oh man I gotta say I love this comic so bad, gave me a new insight to its own storyline as Pucca and Tobe, man am I really shooked” -Milo

[msdarek]

500 likes!

[msdarek]

"Why though?" - Milo S. Darek Don't do anything stupid then look at him, his not gonna like it My OC

[paladinsconfessions]

I honestly tried looking for Bald Zhin in the character customization, he looks hot without the hair

- submitted by @msdarek

It suits him bizarrely well, what even Bald Zhin option when?

- Aether 🏹

[msdarek]

Badassery

[paladinsconfessions]

asked by @cordelltumbs

made by Mod Makoa  🐢

[paladinsheadcanons]

If Paladins was an animated series, would you agree that Talus can be a great protagonist? I mean, he's a kid trying to bring back the reputation of his endangered kind while battling through the realm. Kinda like any other protagonists out there.

I can tell you’re a huge Talus fan. I am too! 

I actually do think Talus would make for a good protagonist too, because of his goals as a Paladin. Unlike the rest whose intentions either aren’t clear or aren’t for good, we know Talus knows exactly what he wants, how to get it, and that he means well. And like any well written protagonist, he too has his flaws including how he resorts to a method of violence to get the honour of the Ska’Drin back, and how he has a little bit of pent up anger that he released in his abilities.

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

The first episode of Reading Bad Fanfiction is out now! Enjoy!

[msdarek]

Thanks to my god friend Tarun

[offensivelydankmemes-deactivate]

Will you got on a date with me?

How about no you fucking raisin

[scrubdaddydippedinliquidnitrogen]

How about me? ;)

[offensivelydankmemes-deactivate]

Nope bc all those times we went to the movies with my friends (who are a couple) and It’s just us 4 it’s not a date

[scrubdaddydippedinliquidnitrogen]

Yeah, and I used your fluff as a pillow.

[offensivelydankmemes-deactivate]

And also my lips as a punching bag and your lips as fists

[scrubdaddydippedinliquidnitrogen]

Smashmouth.

[offensivelydankmemes-deactivate]

Exactly

[scrubdaddydippedinliquidnitrogen]

Be my all star

BAM smooth

[offensivelydankmemes-deactivate]

SomeBODY ONCE TOLD ME

[scrubdaddydippedinliquidnitrogen]

THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME

[offensivelydankmemes-deactivate]

You stuck me with this line you cunt

I AIN’T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

[scrubdaddydippedinliquidnitrogen]

SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB AND THE SHAPE OF AN L ON HER FOREHEAD

[offensivelydankmemes-deactivate]

WELL THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DON’T STOP COMING

[scrubdaddydippedinliquidnitrogen]

FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING

[offensivelydankmemes-deactivate]

DIDN’T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN

[scrubdaddydippedinliquidnitrogen]

YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB

[offensivelydankmemes-deactivate]

SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO WHAT’S WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACK STREETS

[scrubdaddydippedinliquidnitrogen]

YOU’LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON’T GO

YOU’LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON’T GLOW

HEY NOW YOU’RE AN ALL STAR GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAAAYYYY

[offensivelydankmemes-deactivate]

HEY NOW YOU’RE A ROCK STAR GET THE SHOW ON GET PAID ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD

[scrubdaddydippedinliquidnitrogen]

ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE MOLD

[offensivelydankmemes-deactivate]

IT’S A COOL PLACE AND THEY SAY IT GETS COLDER YOU’RE BUNDLED UP NOW WAIT TILL YOU GET OLDER BUT THE METOR MAN BEG TO DIFFER JUDGING BY THE HOLE IN SATELLITE PICTURE THE ICE WE SKATE IS GETTING PRETTY THIN THE WATERS GETTING WARM SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL SWIM

[msdarek]

Well that escalated quickly

[paladinsheadcanons]

Hi! I'm the one who requested more s/o and I was wondering if you can do the front liners. (When s/o was reckless and got injured)

Ash - She would scold her s/o for being so careless, and frankly would not allow them to engage in any physical activity till they have completely recovered. She would give them drinks and ensure that their wounds are properly taken care of, as she feels that she didn’t do a good enough job in making sure they were safe in battle.

Barik - Barik would not seem as caring as most of the other front liners, but he is worried. He isn’t a medic and has no clue on how to help his injured s/o, so he’d rush to any of the healers who were free to check up on the injured party. He would stop work occasionally to come back in and check if his s/o is doing any better.

Fernando - He would panic and get help instantly. Like Barik, he would make sure the healer he got would make sure they were properly patched up, but he would certainly be more caring in the regard of bringing them whatever they needed and wanted. If they wanted him to stay, he’d drop everything he was doing and made sure they were as comfortable as possible.

Inara - Mummy Stone would be so, so worried, making stone walls to prevent anything potentially dangerous from harming their s/o. She would make warm soup for them and tuck them into bed with a comfy blanket and tell them stories of the Mother. She would watch over them when they are asleep and makes sure to talk to them about being careful in the morning.

Makoa - He would chide his s/o, reminding them that being hasty usually does not end well. He has learnt a lot from experience, and would calmly tell them not to be so reckless again. He would bring them little sea shells from the shore and even pearls if he’s lucky enough to find any to make them feel better.

Ruckus - He is a cranky little goblin, and would probably insult his s/o for getting injured. His s/o would then yell at him for not shielding them in time, and that’s when Ruckus begins to feel bad. He would make it up to them by getting Pip or anyone else who could help and give them a little contraption he rushed to make while they were sulking in bed. 

Torvald - Torvald would be similar to Inara, making sure he carried them all the way back to safety and going to get his own medical supplies. He studied medicine, though he didn’t perform them often, he did know the basics. If their injuries were beyond his skill, he’d drag whichever healer was free and supervise them at the side. He’d read to them if they were feeling bored and talk about other interesting things.

[msdarek]

Tarun