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I wear red lipstick everyday and drink cheap beer. 25. Michigan

[anakintrashblog]

[skankplisskenmoved]

[science-fiction-is-real]

[callousisms-blog]

[charlottec21]

[quetzalpali]

[watergirl1996]

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

[zohbugg]

Since I’ve decided to make a tiny R2D2 for my robotics class I spent the morning finding .wav files of the different sounds he makes but the original file names I knew would get confusing

so here I am sitting here psychoanalyzing and personifying as many of them as I can because okay yeah he’s beeping and chirping but what was he feeling

[zohbugg]

much better

[artsortment]

You are a delight

[hobbular]

what does it say about me that i think i know which beeps you’re talking about in all of these

[dispatchrabbi]

It means you are learnéd in all the important disciplines.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[dutchstore]

Fantasy phone sex by Internet Shaquille

[carrionthird]

[p1 (shirtless): then I take off your panties p2 (with bangs): ah, roll for dexterity. p1: *rolls dice offscreen* critical miss p2: you put two pairs of pants on me]

[anxiety-beany]

@made-of-star-dust

[letaliabane]

There will never be another President and First Lady like the Obamas. 

[littlemouserat]

Kermit the Rebel

[fordrizzydrake]

[xoxotupacsdaughter-deactivated2]

[dark-dagger]

ah okay, that guy

[dogbun]

[jadedpaperdoll]

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[msfeenie]

Ughhh handsome men need to get out of my life. Get gone. 

[pdlcomics]

Shell

[weloveshortvideos]

when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat

[makestheworldtastegood]

Obama: No matter what happens, the sun will rise in the morning The sun:

[ursuladeville-deactivated202406]

@nickelbagminaj I’m hollering

[thedomesticcurl]

Ok I needed this chuckle.

[thenatsdorf]

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“I hate car rides…I LOVE CAR RIDES!”

[dailybenleslie]

Ben and Leslie + Ann “There will be a third week. It will be called Friend Week. It will be commemorating this week, the week that my two best friends became each other’s best friends.”