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simoneashley

What? No, no. Orwell, Vermont.

msjnaomi

classic comedy gold

pedrospascaled

TED LASSO S03E09 - La Locker Room Aux Folles

nevver

Haiku, Toothpaste for dinner

cavehags

okay. shrinking may, actually, against all odds, get it

leahberman

redwood rendezvous

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leahberman

redwood rendezvous

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nevver

The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft

ariel-cohen-art

Just a Dream emotion chart

zegalba

Hyber Realstic Ocean Wave Sculpture by Japanese Art Collective 'Mé' (2019)

queenerdloser

a list of things to love about ever after (1998)

socially conscious danielle Lecturing her bf about ingrained prejudice and class warfare literally every time they are together

danielle just fuckin throwing apples at the crown prince of france for daring to steal her father’s horse

“i thrashed him” cut to tiny gustav covered in mud

i will deny you the throne and siMPLY LIVE FOREVER

leonardo da vinci just…. in general

danielle being ride or die with her manor servants to the point where she spends a literal fortune to get one of them out of indentured slavery

“you may have whatever you can carry” *fucking picks up the prince of france*

jacqueline always being on danielle’s side and befriending her

little history things like terrible tennis, utopia, the introduction of chocolate, a newly painted mona lisa, etc

the Theme Song™

“it looks like rain” danielle’s FACE

it’s supposed to be in france but no one speaks french or has a french accent

the Villain with his Villain Mustache

“were the only the two of you?” “yes. well, and the chicken sire”

you have TWO HANDS make it YOURSELF /mic drop

*throws temper tantrum* “there was a bee”

danielle’s Entrance to the ball looking like an ethereal angel from another realm

henry showing up for a Dashing Rescue but danielle’s already saved herself

the PAINTING

the entire thing is basically a story to one-up the grimm brothers which i can get behind

alvadee

Dougray Scott (the prince) in these pants

Dannielle’s childhood friend who is never anything else than just a really good friend, no nice guy™ to be found here, just two besties

an evil stepmother who is still a three-dimensional character, which makes her treatment of Danielle even more heartbreaking

Danielle’s character is defined by her passion, mind and yearning for justice and the prince explicitly tells her that he falls in love with her because of the way she thinks and how eloquently she can argue her causes

the prince is the one who has to learn from her and have character development to be worthy of her

a blatantly romantic movie that is still genuinely funny and smart and really well made and acted and proves how good that genre can be

thestubborntortoise

“michelangelo is trapped under a ceiling in Rome”

jhscdood

IF YOU

suffer your people to be ILL-EDUCATED

and their manners corrupted from INFANCY

and then PUNISH THEM for that which their first education DISPOSED THEM

what else is to be concluded,

SIRE,

but that you first MAKE THIEVES

and then PUNISH THEM?

finnglas

Danielle throwing down on the school-to-prison pipeline to the crown prince of France and his personal bodyguard five-ever.

nehirose

I don’t have anything to add, it’s just genuinely such a GOOD fucking movie. It was good at the time, and it remains good (like so many things often don’t) to this day.

msjnaomi

Also "Choose wisely, Henry. Divorce is only something they do in England."

#ever after