The Credible Adventures of Frank: METAPHORMAN

These are the organized rants of Frank: METAPHORMAN. Feel free to do with each Post as you please.

[cosmonotcat-deactivated20120102]

earlier today on the internet i saw somebody who had said something stupid and now they were getting all defensive and they said the following: “I was JFK” i assume they meant “i was just fucking kidding” but i was all

[frankocean]

[neizus-deactivated20200506]

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments.

Thich Nhat Hanh (via neizus)

[msmetaphorman-blog]

Girl: but if i have a boyfriend, and i kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?

Me:

Me: if i punch you in the face with my left fist, but i'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face?

[katiebishop]

[blueharp]

[solluxs-deactivated20130219]

someone at school today said ‘xD’ out loud like EX DEEEEE adn i didn’t think i’d ever have to be faced with that

[msmetaphorman-blog]

Plot Twist: Maury is the father.

[werewolfmunchies]

[notinsorto-deactivated20130709]

so pretty

[ivemissedsomething-deactivated2]

[directoravalance]

Instant reblog forever

[darksannin]

OMG YES….

[kittycatty95]

Fucking beautiful!

[gifmovie]

[fakenewsjunkie]

[fakenewsjunkie]

[insane-queen]

[paigeleighs]

making the absolute best out of a bad situation

[humbruuh]

[30rockasaurus]