aw Jeez

they don’t call me fucking dumbass shit head idiot for nothing

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

women be downloading pdfs

[just-another-keysmash]

And men….don’t….?…?

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

no men can’t read

[sunfortune]

we didn’t make fun of marvel enough for naming that movie endgame

[hohoehoes]

the floor is a shelf for everything

[thebootydiaries]

[powerburial]

most parents : afraid their child will find their gun and get hurt

me: afraid my son will find my protein powder and get too strong and then he has to be my dad

[fisk]

Why wouldn’t you want to be a fairy bro... think about it... you get to wear tulip hats... dude...

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

the face of a broken man

[official-sovietunion]

decode your teen's texts

lmao: lenin, mao, and others

brb: bringing rad bolsheviks

kmrc: karl marx was really cool

ittiu: i think trotsky is underrated 

rtcm: reading the communist manifesto 

pilsalbway: personally i liked stalin better, what about you?

[shesnake]

SGSHHSGSGSSHJDHDKFKGKJFHD https://twitter.com/jazz_inmypants/status/1194809171104935936?s=21

[pleasekeepthisasecret]

Keanu Reeves having an age appropriate girlfriend is quite frankly the most Keanu Reeves thing he's ever done..... and it's very sexy of him.

[iihandsiiheavenmp3]

The bar is still desperately low for straight men I see

[arabwife]

me: *is overwhelmed by things i absolutely have the time to do*

[youlovetoseeit]

sorry for what I was like as a teen

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

[craigzlist]

that’s pussy babe!

[champzagne]

harrys so cute i want 7

[alienaelizabeth]

[can-u-not-my-wayward-son-deacti]

its funny cause the hp fandom hijacked a post that was about harry styles

[mirror]

Slow clap for the HP fandom

[jimmyneuteredtron]

[valtsv]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[schandoor]

modern warfare