Animator

Dying from school

[msredconverse]

ah yes i love being hacked. time to change my password yet again

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Party is interacting with an NPC that has been licking the teacup through their conversation.

Druid: We just need you to watch the boat while we’re gone.

NPC: Can I have a teacup when we’re done?

Bard: I don’t think that’ll be possible.

NPC: Are you taking them all with you?

Druid: We might have to.

[msredconverse]

me, texting a friend late at night: haha okay but i really should sleep, night dude

me:

me:

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me: look at this meme real quick

[slopaganda]

fun activity: lesbians, describe your theoretical taste in men

[slopaganda]

i see everybody’s got their third eye open today 

[slopaganda]

ok so you’re all just talking about thor

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[anxietyproblem]

Sometimes you gotta do what scares you

[drawing-prompt-s]

Draw a monster who steals and eats tomatoes…but sometimes gets confused and abducts people wearing red by accident.

[squibbl-de-bibbl]

it’s tomato sauce, she swears.

[drawing-prompt-s]

Oh, what a baby!! She doesn’t know what to do with him at this point, does she?

It’s okay!! Mistakes happen all the time, all around the world. We just have to try and recover!! And hopefully she can from this. Bad eyesight doesn’t help a whole lot!

Well, I think she’s wonderful for doing her best! I hope she gets to eat more tomatoes!!🍅

[msredconverse]

it’s been a hot minute. i still get random followers but they’re prolly porn bots -shrug-

[great-tweets]

“Update: The student who wrote the letter has been found and we’re in the process of finding a way to reward her for her actions. Very grateful for what she did”

[shaelit]

I love this mental image of this quietly horrified and righteous 6th grader just being like ma’am you can’t do that

[whycantibeepbadoop]

6th grader:

[yourplayersaidwhat]

What's your AC?

Context: The dragonborn wizard has new metal legs. We’re about to go to the desert. This seems to be a problem until the NPC wizard who made her prosthetics tells us they have a built-in cooling system.

Dragonborn’s player (excited): I have AC?

DM: Your legs have AC.

Dragonborn’s player: My legs are me, and they have AC. I have AC!

DM: …Yes. You do have armor class.

Another player: You walked right into that one.

[anxietyproblem]

how

[shinycaterpie]

I can’t believe I haven’t introduced you all to this wonderful snek I won at the Manchester MSS! They are the perfect friend shape and also posable!

[aidn]

how the hell do i talk to people

[citrus-hills-blog]

Stand in front of them and press A

[oimatchstickman]

[badsciencejokes]

[skull-tears]

Pda for my boyfriend

I feel so??? Lucky????

He is so gorgerous and awesome and djdndnndnr

He always makes me feel happy, loved, important

I miss to smooch him

I miss to hug him

I want to say I love you all of the time to him because he deserves it

I want to hold his hand and still walking with me for the rest of my life

I want to finish this book called life with him

He is my energy for live

He is my everything

Idk where should I would be if he wasn’t present in my life…

He saved me, for real

Everytime we talk I feel less suicidal, less sad, everything of negative goes away

He makes my heart beating so fast

He makes my nose turning red

He is the only one who makes me feel positive emotions and let me feel alive, not dead

@sleepy-kinq thanks for everything… your fav emo♡

[twisted-doctor]

NO… (I mean, sure) YOU!!!!!

For real you saved me life bro …… I’d be a stinky nothing without you and I mean it!!!! You give me motivation for so many things. I am here because of you and I don’t think I’ll ever be able to show how grateful I am, it’s too much to simply put into words!!

I love you so much ….. keep it up dude … you’re so swag

💚

[twisted-doctor]

Looking for a body to fill up with my water tube. FUNCTIONING BODIES ONLY! I’m not a dummy, I notice when you try to give me bodies that are no longer working, it’s not funny! Water is fresh and clean. Let me know if you are interested :-)

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Our tabaxi monk failed a strength check with advantage by rolling two 1s.

DM: You go to lift and– make a constitution save.  By the way, what are your character’s pronouns?

Monk, ooc: Right now my gender is pain.

They failed the save and threw out their back—the rogue helped them back up, but took damage from their claws.