Bleep

Bloop

[virtualtoybox]

jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

[sheherlockholmes]

girl a cold glass of milk will have me gulping and moaning like an expensive victorian whore

[sheherlockholmes]

i didnt say that.

[textposttropes]

Blatant Lies

Unusual Dysphemism

Verbal Backspace

[pjackk]

i'm madly in love with you

Get real

[pjackk]

Do u still want me

[saltspl4sh]

i really appreciate artists that draw mob and teru like this:

[gloomyhome]

a lil doodle of shiori being happy for his bday (june 10)

[gnetophyte]

that “oooo” when someone got In Trouble in elementary school… that was a greek chorus

[plumslices]

I see the worst opinion I’ve ever seen and then I go to their profile and it says 16 and I just go about my day

[nukeleer]

[veraziqua]

[angelofdarknessmp3]

guys

[nnezzanine]

yes?

[angelofdarknessmp3]

nothing nevermind

[priestesscard]

[manisthebastard]

KILL MAIM EVISCERATE  DESTROY DECIMATE

[himejoshikomaeda]

this is the fuckin worst image ID i’ve ever seen (i put it in water so you wouldn’t mistake it for a regular post)

[doggosource]

On 2 January 2020, residents of Antofagasta, Chile, held a fake protest for a stray dog named El Vaquita in order to trick him to visiting a veterinarian.

El Vaquita (“little male cow”) is one of several famous street dogs in the country, who frequently join demonstrations and protests, and instinctively side with them during confrontations with the police. During one clash, El Vaquita was shot by police with a riot shotgun and injured by a pellet. He would not allow himself to be captured, and had repeatedly refused to be adopted, so no one could take him to the vet.

So instead, local people organised a fake demonstration, which he then joined, which led him voluntarily to the vets where his injuries were treated. In 2019, in a poll by the local newspaper El Diario, he was voted “character of the year”, surpassing all of the humans.

[irishyuri]

hadnt drawn these guys in a while.. can’t wait to see their new stuff in the prelude :’)

(inprnt)

[pokkettomonsuta-blog]

Well,…..I„,meowth…

[danniblu]

ONE BERRY SHORT OF A FRUIT BASKET

[funnytwittertweets]

[wumblr]

i’m sorry but “are you from tennessee because you’re the only ten i see” is funnier with literally any other location. bro are you from capetown because you’re the only cape i town. the only rhode i land. the only ant i arctica. are you from the great lakes region because you’re the only mich i gan. bro are you from the moon. because you’re the only mo i oon

[tiberius-claudius-nero]

the only miss whose piss i sippie

[topherchris]