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[mssrprfssr]

     “ This is not what it looks li—            ...wait, what does it look like ? ”

[justanotherrpmeme]

Send 'Alohomora' and I will generate a number 1-13 for a Hogwarts themed starter.

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[bastardkiing]

What? Lead? Me? No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead. 

We get lost,       people die,             and the next thing you know I’m stranded somewhere without any pants.

[justanotherrpmeme]

bold which habits your muse has

nail biting | throat clearing | lying | interrupting | chewing the ends of pens | smoking | swearing | knuckle cracking | thumb sucking | muttering under their breath | talking to themselves | nose picking | binge drinking | oversleeping | snacking between meals | skipping meals | picking at skin | impulse buying | talking with their mouth full | humming/singing to themselves | chewing gum | leg jiggling | foot tapping | hair twirling | whistling | eye rolling | licking lips | sniffing | squinting | rubbing hands together | jaw clenching | gesturing while talking | putting feet up on tables | tucking hair behind ears | chewing lips | crossing arms over chest | putting hands on hips | rubbing the back or their neck | being late | procrastinating | doodling | shredding paper | peeling off bottle labels | forgetfulness | running hands through hair | overreacting | teeth grinding | nostril flaring | slouching | pacing | drumming fingers | fist clenching | pinching bridge of nose | rubbing temples | rolling shoulders

[itsnoteasybeinghuman]

[mssrprfssr]

so at work tonight....

suffering from blood loss

so busy. like, so. fucking. busy.

people are assholes & shouldn’t leave their homes.

the fridge died.

pizza & corndogs got gross.

abandoned children.

police were called.

metal splinter??!

fellow co-workers feeling suicidal ; ((

garbage juice-covered shoe

oh & a stray black cat by the dumpsters

[mssrpadft]

       “Moony  is  in  the  other  room  singing  about  sandwiches….            …I think he might be drunk? I’m a little worried, but a lot amused.”

[mssrprfssr]

     “ I, uh... didn’t know you could hear me...      Can’t a man make a musical sandwich?? 

                         —— Everyone’s a critic. ”

[mssrpadft]

       “Your sympathy is touching, mate. Really. It was the worst day          anyone has ever had to endure. A simple  ‘gee that sucks’  or          an  ‘I’m sorry’  would  be  nice.”

[mssrprfssr]

     “ .......when you waste all your energy pantsing third years                  under James’ cloak you get no sympathy from me. ”

[poticnsmaster-blog]

there can be o n l y  o n e 

[mssrprfssr]

is true ethereal mystery prince tho

[mssrprfssr]

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GENERATED STARTERS  ( #26. ) /  ACCEPTING.

     ❝ i was just trying to be cool. i was just trying to be like you. ❞

[mssrpadft]

@mssrprfssr​ liked this for a starter

    “I don’t want to be over-dramatic, but today felt like 100 years         in  hell  and  the  absolute  worst  day  of  my  life.”

[mssrprfssr]

     “ I’m only gonna say this once ——  tighten up. ”

[mssrprfssr]

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GENERATED STARTERS  ( #126. ) /  ACCEPTING.

     ❝ i can’t remember, did i do something wrong? ❞

[mssrprfssr]

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GENERATED STARTERS  ( #67. ) /  ACCEPTING.

     ❝ only fools fall for you. ❞

[mssrprfssr]

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GENERATED STARTERS  ( #200. ) /  ACCEPTING.

     ❝ excuse me if i seem a little unimpressed with this. ❞

[mssrprfssr]

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GENERATED STARTERS  ( #65. ) /  ACCEPTING.

     ❝ i try to resist but i still want it all. ❞

[sandcvstles]

send a ☾ and i will generate a number for what my muse says to yours.

numbers: ( 1 - 200 ) link to generator: here content: assorted lyrics ( feel free to change pronouns ) inspired by: here warnings: mild profanity

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