an american werewolf in traffic

Keith // 28, married // they/them // rat parent // fandom stuff // no minors // will probably be some nsfw // problematic fucker // sheith mostly // twitter

[landrylovesmatcha]

what was i made for?

“ophelia” by john everett millais but it’s barbie and for the sake of this concept let’s pretend that there is in fact water in barbieland

[rifa]

Hello I just wrote the final chapter to the dark omegaverse epic I started writing back in 2020 and Im feeling deeply emotional about it.

Honour Bound 2 - Chapter 22 (the FINALE) is now available to read on my patreon for $2

The entire fic can be read on my AO3, mind all the warnings and tags though, this fic really doesnt pull any punches.

[catchymemes]

[sweaterkittensahoy]

DMC is THE thread in any craft supply store or Wal-Mart aisle. This is not some niche little company trying to get a leg up.

Love how quick all the embroidery artists were to just burn them to the ground for this.

[catasters]

[plaguedocboi]

This is so fucking rude

[notebooks-and-laptops]

so, I’m rewatching episode 6 of OFMD and thinking about how Ed admits that he hasn’t killed anyone since he killed his father. And how at the beginning of the episode, Izzy tells Ed that he needs to kill Stede with Fang and Ivan at his back, an intimidation tactic to make Ed realise how serious this shit is. BUT then, Izzy waits until Ed is all by himself and THEN and only THEN he says that he’s happy to do it himself. 

And the first time that I watched this I was like ‘yeah of course he’s happy to deal with this himself, he hates Stede and he also thinks Edward see’s Stede as a ‘pet’ so wouldn’t want to hurt him’ (interesting that Izzy can’t conceive of Stede being a friend only a ‘pet’ but I digress) but with the context that Ed doesn’t kill it’s like. Oh. OH. He’s offering, while Ed is all alone, because Ed doesn’t kill. And because Izzy is the one who kills for Ed, probably the most out of anyone in Ed’s crew because he’s the one who’s tasked with protecting Blackbeard’s reputation and so this is probably a secret that (until Ed tells Stede) only he and Izzy share.

And like GOD their relationship is so LAYERED and interesting. Because it’s obviously toxic but also there’s this thing which is such a WEAKNESS and Izzy HATES all the weaknesses that he sees in Ed but also THIS weakness he protects unfailingly, keeps out of the way of everyone else. and it’s just. Yeah. I’m having some emotions about it.  

[wingedog]

Stede and Ed as Romeo and Juliet-Frank Bernard Dicksee

[ferbalirla]

[puyogho]

Never left

[puyogho]

Girl in the red kimono

[armandeos]

David Jenkins: I have a really good memory… it was the last shot of the series and we were shooting it outside and we had to run to get it, and Rhys is in the shot and it felt like there were just like three of us down at the beach. We all had to run down [to get it] and it’s like sunset, and it felt like we were making a student film.

Taika Waititi: Yeah, you were like directing it and I was helping Rhys get in the [boat].

David Jenkins: That was magic. (x)

[paticmak]

guess they’ve talked it through as a crew :)

[puyogho]

MY LITTLE PIRATE 🏴‍☠️

((Prints here..))

[nwarrior777]

Soo what if in post canon Izzy would be stabbed by someone and Ed would take care of him I AM SOWWY

[schnellertod]

The Kraken

[zensscared420-deactivated202203]

[rifa]

Honour Bound 2/Chapter 11 on patreon!

The newest chapter of HB2 is here! 

The chapter is 8k with PTSD, Arguments, NonCon Body Modification and DubCon. We got mental illness and smut! All in one place!

New chapter is up on my patreon for a week before it hits ao3, become a patron for $2 and access all updates early!

[rifa]

This chapter is pretty great if you ask me, Im really happy with how this fic has been progressing, Im only about halfway through this Part 2 and im! Very excited about it uwu 

[kromitar]

27 years until the end of the world