Swerve's Awesome Blog

Swerve here! Aside from running a bar--which is A LOT of work--what with Whirl constantly getting drunk and ruining everything--I decided to make a blog where I can chat with my fellow companions! ((This is an independent RP blog for Swerve based on the More than Meets the Eye Universe. Till all are one, amirite? Tracked Tags: mtmteswerve, mtmte swerve (no dash) M!A: None.

[mtmteswerve]

((i reblogged a bunch of memes yesterday but logged off because it didn't seem like i was getting any asks but I checked today and saw that I had some but there was no notification that i got it so I'm super super sorry that I haven't answered it yet. :( ))

[destinyablaze]

Send me a ship and I'll rate it.

A+: OTP A: I love it B: It’s really cute C: Not a bad ship D: I’m neutral on it E: I don’t really like it F: NOTP N/A: I don’t know the ship well enough

[mtmteswerve]

my url >D

https://soundcloud.com/potatoafts/adorable-dork-lae

[mtmteswerve]

Say your own URL <3 .... All of them.

https://soundcloud.com/potatoafts/url

((orz i'm sorry))

[memeinthevoid]

Send me a url and I'll record my voice saying the url along with what I think of them.

[armored-empathy]

Tailgate & Swerve riding in style

[clicha]

I am a whiny, useless newbuild who misses the-good-knockout , starscreamthefirst , st3v3-the-eradicon, vehicon-kenny, fluttersinmytank, flying-knight, officerprowl, slenderwave , mtmteswerve, and even if I saw them quite recently, theloyalone and the-scrappy-stinger. 

And countless others who have faded out of my life. I miss you, my friends. 

[mtmteswerve]

((i'm still hereeee ;_; i'm sorryyyy))

[softlysam]

anyone up for sleepover saturday? (▰˘◡˘▰)

send me 

embarrassing stories

descriptions of your crushes (SERIOUSLY OK)

cheesy jokes/puns/pickup lines

assumptions about my life (idk man)

ask me

curious questions

for advice (life/blog, ect)

for a blog rate/compliment (if you want one!!)

[mtmteswerve]

That realization that you're a robot.

[mtmteswerve]

[moronicseeker]

YOU. 

[mtmteswerve]

Me!

[mtmteswerve]

[mtmteswerve]

[mtmteswerve]

[ask-overlord-phasesixer]

——

"This is perhaps the most disturbing image I’ve ever laid optics on."

[mtmteswerve]

"You flatter me."

[mtmteswerve]

It was inquired of me which of the Lost Light inhabitants I would wed, should I be forced to choose. I'm sure you will be honored to know I selected you. That is all.

Wait a sec, buddy. We just met!

[ask-unicron-deactivated20151015]

You may not know me, but I am well aware—— Never mind. It was just a foolish anon ask…

[mtmteswerve]

Anon huh? Those guys get me all the time. Even made me wear human makeup once.

[mtmteswerve]

It was inquired of me which of the Lost Light inhabitants I would wed, should I be forced to choose. I'm sure you will be honored to know I selected you. That is all.

Wait a sec, buddy. We just met!

[mtmteswerve]

[mtmteswerve]

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