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@mttwageslave
⭐️𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂'𝓼 𝓜𝓮𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓜𝓾𝓼𝓮𝓼⭐️
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✨️All original artwork done by the mun
" Enough times to where you'd think, like, he'd know not to answer my text during work hours."
@mttwageslave
“It’s not like I check it when there’s customers. Also, STOP TEXTING ME TIT PICS WHILE I’M WORKING!”
“…save it for when I’m off the clock.”
MISCELLANEOUS SENTENCE PROMPTS * collection #9
i just wanted to take another look at you.
next time, you can clean up your own mess.
come on, let's go dance.
i will make you so sorry for what you've done to my family.
it might be done now, but it was beautiful, and it was real.
you felt it. i felt it. don't lie.
maybe we're both gross inside.
it's the same story told over and over, forever.
everyone in this bar is talented at one thing or another.
that's just the truth.
are you fucking kidding?
i felt like we had a secret, just the two of us.
i hate the fact that you wore a football jersey to dinner.
you're afraid to be alive. you're afraid to live.
i do this! time after time after time! i do all this shit for other people, and then i wake up and i'm empty! i have nothing!
just look at me while you do it.
we took down some very big guys.
i would never say anything bad about your father in front of you, but your father is a sick son-of-a-bitch.
thank you, by the way.
i saw the way you were looking at me.
this place never felt like home before.
you can fuck me if you turn the lights off, okay?
i was trying to be romantic.
the art of survival is a story that never ends.
you're a conformist.
you know what? forget i offered to help you.
can we stop at the library?
i have a ring on my finger. we have a child together.
don't repeat that... but yes.
don't you understand what i'm trying to tell you?
i'm not supposed to be talking like this.
i'm gonna stay here a few days.
i'm sorry that i ever met you.
keep your voice down.
the car's a little dinged up.
you got any other questions?
i opened up to you, and you judged me.
you forgot where you were going in the first place.
could i ask you a personal question?
we have a very unconventional chemistry.
why did you order tea?
did you ever have to find a way to survive and you knew your choices were bad, but you had to survive?
you have poor social skills. you have a problem.
i don't sing my own songs.
i get anxiety when i have to meet people.
do you feel that? that's emotion.
we're not exactly friends here.
have some respect for what i do.
what you have right now goes way beyond just this.
i just don't feel comfortable.
i could get used to this shit.
you don't have to show it to me. i've been looking at it all night.
you're full of shit.
i'm telling you the truth.
if i really wanted to fucking bother you, this is what i would do.
you might not have experienced the shit that i did, but you loved hearing about it, didn't you?
you wanna go back to baltimore?
humanity is just nasty and there's no silver lining.
what's wrong with my hair?
who's that? who are you with?
it's really amazing what you're doing.
let me just touch it for a second.
don't make such a big deal.
you're a hypocrite.
can i tell you a secret?
i can't begin to explain that.
i love you. i knew it the minute i met you.
i think you might be a songwriter.
just get the hell out of here.
it's not bullshit! i read it in an article.
maybe that could work.
you say more inappropriate things than appropriate things.
nobody ever asks about you, huh.
did you just write that now?
there will always be a part of me that is sloppy and dirty, but i like that, just like all the other parts of myself.
maybe its time to let the old ways die.
you didn't do anything. it's not your fault.
if i don't say this then i'll never forgive myself.
all you got to do is trust me.
how am i being rude?
i haven't dated since before my marriage so i don't really remember how this works.
you want to get a drink sometime?
i'm not flirting with you.
you gotta pay attention this time.
you had nothing to fucking say.
why don't you have another drink?
let me walk you down to your car.
you're just fucking ugly.
i won't do this again. i won't come and find you.
you know, what i'd like is for my boyfriend to love me.
we have to change the color of your hair.
have a good one.
i think it's pretty fucking good.
the world will break your heart ten ways to sunday.
what do you want me to play?
you gotta be careful.
what are you trying to say?
can you forgive? are you capable of that?
i thought you were doing it.
i used to think that you were the best thing that ever happened to me, but now i think that you're the worst thing.
Who do you ship my muse with? Send me 💚 + a character name and I’ll give my thoughts on that ship!
".........I had to do a single shift.......
.....for multiple years...."
So that's where you've been. Welcome back, BP.
"......I need a new job."
Lads I’ve just had an absolutely abhorrent idea
about to piss myself
💜🐾
" I played DND with Eddie as the DM. It was, like, the nerdiest I've seen him, and I made his campaign his own personal nightmare with my Barbarian. Totes high on charisma and strength, but like, negative intelligence. He's kinda hot when he's pissed off."
🐾💜
“Then I must look like Adonis nearly 24-freakin’-7...”
"About time you came back, Catty. You had me worried sick." [mttwageslave]
“ I’m sorry babe! If it’s any consultation, I totes missed you while I was gone!”
“...”
“I missed you, too...”
Send “Who are YOU?” to meet a Muse from one of Muns other blogs!
Send “Who are YOU?” to meet a Muse from one of Muns other blogs!
Judging by the tent he was pitching right now, it was safe to say Eddy wanted this just as much as Catty right about now. As she unzipped Eddy’s fly, the size of his “little buddy” became more apparent. Not a bad size, honestly. Not huge, mind you, but he definitely didn’t need to overcompensate.
As Catty’s focus was on his package, however, Eddy’s hand found their way under her shirt and began unlatching her bra.
Crap, upset her again. Stupid fragile nerves of his. Hell, with her hand on his crotch, Catty’s proving herself far more daring...not that this was anything new. “S-sorry.” He replied “I just...I just don’t want to fuck this up. I really don’t.”
Closing his eyes and taking a deep breath, Eddy wrapped his arms around Catty and embraced her in another kiss. Slowly, one of Eddy’s hands moved downwards, resting itself on Catty’s generous posterior. It was clear Eddy was taking Catty’s advice or, at very least, making an active effort to.
I don’t know if you’re aware, but a lot of people have been ordering boneless pizzas lately…
#its sans isnt it
You might think that, but…
This bullshit has over 2,000 notes somehow and not many people reblogging the Temmie addition.
Hello, new followers, I’m not used to getting this many notes on my art all the time. Unless it’s Undertale themed, apparently.
The people like my Undertale fanart.
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Eddy winced as Catty bit into him. He wasn’t really that into biting. Then again, she probably wasn’t into bad kissers, so she gets a pass. His mind was a tad foggy as he ran his hands along her-...Where were his hands, exactly. Couldn’t really focus on their location, being so lost in the moment and all. He could feel something soft, though. He might as well open his eyes to check...
...Aaaaaand they’re cupping her breasts. Flustered, Eddy pulled back, letting go of Catty’s rack. “Oh god, I’m so sorry!” He stammered “I just got so caught up in the moment that my mind went on autopilot. N-NOT that grabbing a girl by the boobs is my first instinct. I-I just...”
As Eddy was being pulled into the alley, his mind started wandering into worry. He has never seen Catty this frustrated before. Why was she taking him here? Was this it? Were they...over?
Suddenly, his mind snapped back to reality as Catty pushed him to the wall and spoke. All he could respond with was “Avawhatno-” before he found her lips suddenly meeting his own. For a moment, a flash of shock darted through his mind. Then...
...Bliss. Eddy closed his eyes as he wrapped his hands around his girlfriend. A warm feeling washed over him as he gave himself up to the moment, kissing her back. Admittedly, he wasn’t exactly a pro at it. The only other female he had kissed in the past was his mother and it was most definitely not the french kind. Here’s hoping Catty’s willing to help him practice.