ce n'est pas une blague

If some one loves a flower of which just one example exists among all the millions and millions of stars, that’s enough to make him happy when he looks at the stars. He tells himself, “My flower’s up there --Le Petit Prince.

[actualdogvines]

hello mini me

[theverge]

Google Translate can now read signs for you in real time, which is just completely insane

[lady-hades]

!!!

[woodenaxe]

learn the language. this is so horribly lazy.

[thetruesora]

Going to a foreign country for a short visit? Learn the entire language you lazy american! Going to multiple foreign countries? Too bad learn every single one. Just stopping in a foreign country? Learn the language you piece of shit. How dare you translate Russian, a language that looks nothing like your native tongue. Why didnt you learn the entirety of Russian fluently? Durr hburr technology is bad fire is scary and Thomas Edison was a witch.

[strongbowdarkfruit]

i want to know 1) why minions resonate so strongly with wine mums 2) why is the minions film the second highest grossing film in Russia of all time (second to Avatar) 3) what connects wine mums Russia and minions

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

I’m deleting

[boredpanda]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[philhollywood-was-here]

I’m screaming

[socialnetworkhell]

I want to see them do an episode of The Price is Right with ultra rich people I want to see Mitt Romney try to tell me what he thinks the price of dish soap is

[mycupofstars]

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[mgnovenija]

[choochofcolor]

OT4 interview Zayn about his debut album 13/?

[dantydandelion]

Important

[ritsu-pon]

cher is the hero we need

[soundgoodizer]

why is it that if i open the itunes store for even a second my whole computer freezes for like 30 seconds

[iamtallandthin]

[notoriousrbg]

We will not sit on any first Monday that coincides with Yom Kip­pur. The first time Yom Kippur came up, it was an ad hoc deci­sion—we were not going to sit that Monday. But now, this is the way it’s going to be from now on.

RBG, 2006

Shana Tovah and an easy fast to everyone observing the holiday.

(via notoriousrbg)

[seriousjones]

no offense I haven’t heard a girl talk at length about pumpkin spice anything in years and I can’t remember the last time I went six hours without hearing a grown man making fun of how obsessed girls are with pumpkin spice lattes

[muchloveandfickyou]

what she says: i'm fine

what she means: oKAY BUT DIDN'T ZOEY AND CHASE BASICALLY START A RELATIONSHIP AT THE END OF THE LAST EPISODE?? DID THEY ACTUALLY GO TO HAWAII TOGETHER??? DID THEY DATE AND THEN BREAK UP???? WHAT HAPPENED? IF THEY DID DATE WHY DIDN'T CHASE ASK HER THEN/?//? WHY CHASE SO SURPRISED THAT ZOEY LIKED HIM BACK EVEN THO THEY BASICALLY MADE OUT ON THE STAIRS??? WHO TF IS THIS ALYSSA CHICK?WHERES ZOEY? ,?WHY IS IT TO BE CONTINUED??>>?? WHY IS THIS SO SHADY/? CHASE IS KINDA CREEPING ME OUT A BIT,,>?

[schmergo]

I used to love Doctor Who, and now I care so little that I literally didn’t even know there was a new season starting this month