Tainted Love

Salt Ghoul Personal chef to the Emeritus bloodline. Stay out of my kitchen.

[muchtoosalty]

Fuck all of you

anyway.

what’d I miss.

[muchtoosalty]

Take me on a hot date where you finally put me out of my misery for valentines day.

[rcloadr-deactivated20190828]

fuck you, specifically

“Can I ask you a question? Why are you so….. Salty?”

@muchtoosalty

[muchtoosalty]

“Have you considered dying.”

[rcloadr-deactivated20190828]

“It’s not in the Master’s will, but thank you for the suggestion.”

[muchtoosalty]

“I wish that was the weirdest thing I’ve heard this week.”

[rcloadr-deactivated20190828]

fuck you, specifically

“Can I ask you a question? Why are you so….. Salty?”

@muchtoosalty

[muchtoosalty]

“Have you considered dying.”

[muchtoosalty]

If you havent heard it in a while….

fuck you.

[bitchenkitchen]

😭

[muchtoosalty]

for you this post means I’m going to fuck you.

[muchtoosalty]

If you havent heard it in a while....

fuck you.

[threeforniero-deactivated201908]

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[antiservile]

Oh Satan,

Deliver me

The Devil, Satan, Beelzebub, Asmodeus

Although the preferred name is Lucifer

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[vaudcville-deactivated20190727]

Hey, Birdbrains. Listen- you buddy said you’d kill me? Can we make that happen? -Salt but the better one, the ghoul one

You’ve done nothing to me to warrant your death. I could however, make you appear dead to get one over on Salt.

@muchtoosalty

[muchtoosalty]

You’re smart lets get to work

[muchtoosalty]

@thepopulist I will murder you

[rcloadr-deactivated20190828]

If only you would be so indulgent and actually do so.

[muchtoosalty]

If OnLy

yeah join the club bud

[rcloadr-deactivated20190828]

If I were not so…. touchy when it came to blood, I would gladly put you out of your misery.

Ask Sulphur, he has no qualms over violence.

[muchtoosalty]

OH SWEET

[muchtoosalty]

Donk~ I made you a cake... it's shaped like.. a salt shaker! - <3, Cowbell

“Cowbell, you’re a baking master. I couldnt have done a better job. Absolutely amazing.”

[muchtoosalty]

@thepopulist I will murder you

[rcloadr-deactivated20190828]

If only you would be so indulgent and actually do so.

[muchtoosalty]

If OnLy

yeah join the club bud

[muchtoosalty]

@thepopulist I will murder you

[muchtoosalty]

Can yall get a room or something

[muchtoosalty]

He stands in the corner of the kitchen, a keytar strapped to his chest, beak holding down a key in one terrible, long note as he T-poses and stares at the ghoul.

Salt watches for a while. His eyes look dead as he stares at the bird.

Eventually, he speaks;

“I’ve never met anyone who hated themselves as much as I hate myself until now.”

[muchtoosalty]

What exactly does your kind eat? Do you have to cook different foods for ghouls and..... whatever else haunts your halls?

we eat birds. Specifically leather-bound birds.

We eat meat, I cook it all types of different ways.

If anyone has a special diet I know about it and accomadate it, its like running a human kitchen.

[rcloadr-deactivated20190828]

Leather-bound birds do not-

Oh.

Haha.

Thank you, this has been rather informative. You really are quite the curious one.

[muchtoosalty]

You’re weird, Birdbrains.

[muchtoosalty]

What exactly does your kind eat? Do you have to cook different foods for ghouls and..... whatever else haunts your halls?

we eat birds. Specifically leather-bound birds.

We eat meat, I cook it all types of different ways.

If anyone has a special diet I know about it and accomadate it, its like running a human kitchen.