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bioniculled:
Oh, I get all my food shipped to my hive since the culling systemâs fucked up. Itâs not the best though and more often than not I chow it down in the first week. Then Iâm left with scraps for the next week until another shipment rolls in.
Itâs a fun process Iâve come to find.
huh
wwhat do you mean the culling system?
bioniculled:
What? Itâs a nickname. I donât like my hatchname.
Work. Whatâs it like actually being able to work?
oh
huh
wwell its kind a a pain in the ass honestly i havve to do it or i cant buy food
bioniculled:
Dirk Strider. Whatâs up?
huh
that a human name?
an im okay i just got back from wwork
@bioniculled started following you
hey
im eridan ampora
an wwho are you?
shangri-lol:
@bardofslime @tabescentabasement @pawstet @muckdwweller @amusedmuralist @purplepimpryda
AiGhT aIgHt. FoR sOmE mOtHeR fUcKiN rEaSoN i CaNât Do ThAt LaSt OnE, bUt HeRe We Is.
WeLcOmE tO tHe CiRcUs MoThEr FuCkErS lEt Me Be Yo GuIdE. :o)
hey
im guessin youre an alt a gam
im eridan ampora lowwblood ex rebel
@vwioletlightning started following you
hey
im eridan ampora lowwblood ex rebel
an wwho are you
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be-emperorconsortdave:
dare i ask what happened to him
no nothin happened to him hes still around an still the emperor he just doesnt wwant me around anymore
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be-emperorconsortdave:
glad you got out of that then
yeah im glad too though evvery once in a wwhile her goons decide to come try an kick me around
honestly i aint sure wwhat im gonna do next time wwithout kar an his people keepin me safe
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be-emperorconsortdave:
maybe its the same personÂ
immortal fuchsia blood likes tridents really big hair sound about right
yeah sounds about right
i used to wwork for her a wwhile back but she really aint a good person
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be-emperorconsortdave:
apparently the seadweller empressÂ
who by the way is called the witch of the deep around these parts
was a ruthless tyrant who had the psionics enslaved and encouraged bloodsports and also fed lusii to her giant monster lusus so on the one hand im glad shes not in charge but also the scarlet spectrum is also shit just in different ways
kankri is a special case no lemme put it this way hes just a freak of nature no matter how you look at it
the disciple descendant thing started as just a way to make things all nice and tidy with religious continuity but honestly its kind of scary how much people have latched onto the idea including kankri
re: quadranting and pailing yeah its the same here more or less just with the added bonus of the concubinage system wherein a troll of lower status essentially renounces their freedom in order to get âprotectionâ from a troll of a higher status
but thatâs TOTALLY not slavery because thats illegal
no this is just one troll owning another, down to being able to be traded off, inherited, or killed with impunity
âbut daveâ you might rightly say âisnt that the fucking definition of slaveryâ to which i respond âno because thats what the coldbloods did when they were in charge this is completely different because now warmbloods are in charge and that makes everything different somehowâ
i hope you havent had to go through anything like that
did she like bein called her imperious condescension?
cause i might actually havve met her in my timeline
shes some kind a mob boss around here
she wwent into hiding after the landdwwellers took ovver the city
huh ok
i mean wwe aint quite got that concubinage thing but its pretty much the same idea as the wwhole âbe some highbloodâs side bitch an youvve pretty much got it made so long as you do evverythin they wwantâ thing it just aint official
but slavverys actually mostly legal here so there aint any reason to make that official
its only some cities that havve banned it an its mostly just illegal wwhere i livve cause a lot a the tribunes are too scared a condy an her goons to get too aggressive about messin wwith seadwwellers
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be-emperorconsortdave:
there used to be a seadweller empress but she and her monster lusus were killed hundreds of years ago and ended up with a flip of the spectrum
the signless was some sort of
idk
apparently he broke free of imprisonment with divine power but im sort of doubting it
yeah the disciple was an oliveblood i guess thats the lover youre talking about they say im her descendant and gave me the troll name daevid leijon
but even if an oliveblood with the right sign was born the emperor gets grossed out by the thought of even touching someone that far down on the spectrum let alone pailing them
huh
there aint been a seadwweller empress for thousands a years an evven then she didnt rule much
he sounds kind a like the First Emperor at least in howw hes vviewwed in your society
honestly i hadnt heard that title
most people wwho talk about her around here aint got vvery much respect for her
howws a human supposed to be a trolls descendant or is that just some bullshit they just made up to justify you havvin to be wwith the emperor?
yeah most highbloods in my timeline wwould be too but there are a decent number wwho wwould be comfy pailin or datin a lowwblood evven a seadwweller
a course that doesnt alwways make it safe for the lowwblood
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be-emperorconsortdave:
ah see here the emperor is like a priest king and there is a council made up of burgundies and four of us who represent the inner circle of the signless but the emperor has final say in literally everything
used to be hed just let his lusus deal with things that were too secular for his liking but hes been stepping in more
stepping all over my hard work and progress that is
theres only one spot for a yellowblood on the council actually its filled by a descendant of the psiioniic but well
so there are two of them- surprise surprise - but theres lord mituna whos ANCIENT for his bloodcolor and then theres little sollux who just pupated so theres a regent from the psionic college keeping the seat warm
sounds like you have your own gallery of shitty trolls in charge of things though
huh
the signless
so he wwas a lot more popular in your timeline than mine
in mine he wwas the last emperor wwho had any real powwer
there wwere questions about his legitimacy an a lot a controvversy about his attempts at reform an his greenblood lovver so the senate deposed an ovverthreww him replacin him wwith the consuls
the psionic
i think that wwas grand consul bluefireâs old title before he got elected
i knoww a sollux actually in my timeline hes about my age
an yeah wwe sure as hell do
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be-emperorconsortdave:
yeah
well
im glad your vantas isnt a complete pile of shit
so far all the karkats seem pretty legit
yeah i think theyre mostly pretty good
though i aint actually seen one wwhos a real emperor wwho has all the powwer the office used to havve
in my timeline hes mostly a figurehead though hes got some religious influence
its the consuls wwhovve got powwer
the grand consul the imperator and the enforcer
aka the original yelloww cowward a macho asshole wwho cares more about braggin rights an gettin laid than he does about the wwellbein a alternia an a literal angel straight out a the fires a heavven
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be-emperorconsortdave:
damn im sorry to hear that
my eridan has asylum in my homeland while i try and topple the government from the inside turns out its harder than i thought
i think im the only poor life choice my eridans ever made much as it sucks to say but i got him out before it was too late
wish i could help your world out but i sort of doubt id be able to get close to your emperor like here
wwell its good that he aint in danger
you
oh
huh
i think i get wwhat you mean
honestly it aint the emperor thats the problem its the consuls
an besides
i care about kar too much to wwant him gotten rid a
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be-emperorconsortdave:
former rebel you say
tell me more
you from a scarlet topped society too thats the current situation here and my eridans had to deal with a lot of shit because of it
yeah i used to be all into ovverthrowwin the govvernment
but i realized it wwas pretty much hopeless after my kismesis got brutally murdered by a psionic highblood
yeah actually i am
an i havve had to deal wwith a good bit a shit cause a it
but thats mostly cause a relationships an poor life choices
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be-emperorconsortdave:
@muckdwweller
@tabescentabasement
congrats on finding your way to the blog
not sure how anyone can find it since i dont have a computer or anything and interpreted the realm of internet as a series of visions dreams and sounds but you found it anyway
whats good
huh
thats a wweird wway to experience the internet but i guess if you aint got computers it wworks
im eridan ampora
former rebel
sometimes i kinda wwonder howw things wwould be different if wwhat happened to vvris hadnt happened
wwould wwe evven havve made a difference?
