The Devil's Luck

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[engimonos-deactivated20160801]

(Un)lucky.

[mudawryx]

engimonos:

@mudawryx 

     His office was exceptionally cold as usual.  Heating had somehow decided to stop working, and Nagito had lent his regular follow-up nurse a thick blanket so she could cover herself with.  This was the start of a fantastic morning.  At least they had hot cups of coffee to curve his attention from their current predicament, and a repairman would come by later to fix the issue.

    Rummaging through a couple of files, his eyes fell upon the lineup for that day.  There was a meeting, he had to write out reports for the latest cases and… “Is that a smudge?” Komaeda slipped his reading glasses from his shirt pocket and squinted slightly at his jumbled calligraphy.  Really, it only seemed to have worsened over the years.  “Bran… do? Oh.” That’s right, it was him, wasn’t it? The lawyer had to come and retrieve some documents for a case, although he hadn’t stated a particular time.  Well, wasn’t that just delightful?

Dio had gotten very busy over time, having to take care of cases, especially ones given by an old friend, and giving some lessons to a young man whom he met over time. He runs a very tight schedule and today he was going to pick up some case files. He might have forgotten to let them know his arrival time, but it was probably because he had his hands full at the time.

He walked up to the office of the building and knocked on the door. He waited for a moment before entering in.

❝I’m here to pick up some documents. I do apologize for the lack of information for my arrival due to some... circumstances.❞

[mudawryx]

❝ IT’S THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER! ❞

SHIT PEOPLE HAVE SAID WHILE DRUNK SENTENCE MEME.

❝I’m bloody well aware of that you drunk bastard.❞

[mudawryx]

❝ i need to race like a piss horse. ❞

SHIT PEOPLE HAVE SAID WHILE DRUNK SENTENCE MEME.

❝Let me redirect you to my younger brother. I’m sure he’ll love to have a conversation with you about horses.❞

[mudawryx]

❝ thank you very hard. ❞

SHIT PEOPLE HAVE SAID WHILE DRUNK SENTENCE MEME.

❝...I’m not going to entertain that.❞

[mudawryx]

❝ 2-4-5-8, what do we all fucking hate? MATH. ❞

SHIT PEOPLE HAVE SAID WHILE DRUNK SENTENCE MEME.

❝I’m pretty sure it’s ‘2-4-6-8′..then again it just goes to show how poor you are with your numbers.❞

[mudawryx]

[ text ] You sure it’s nothing more than that?

SEVEN DEADLY TEXT MEMES

V. 001: ENVY ─ SEND FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION![Not accepting]

text: I can assure you that its nothing more.

[hollowgunner---moved-blog]

SHIT PEOPLE HAVE SAID WHILE DRUNK SENTENCE MEME.

[agirlingrey]

❝ don’t tell anybody i was drinking. ❞ ❝ it’s not drinking alone if the kids are home! ❞ ❝ i’m not that drunk. i can still take my clothes off. ❞ ❝ i lost my pants… but i found myself. ❞ ❝ what am i doing? searching… for life. ❞ ❝ a straw is just a test tube, but with an extra hole in the bottom. ❞ ❝ i feel like a pickle torpedo… in a sea of graham cracker crumbs. ❞ ❝ IT’S THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER! ❞ ❝ I’LL PROTECT YOU! I’M BATMAN!! ❞ ❝ they’re a vip at that one strip club. what’s it called again? um… golden corral? ❞ ❝ if i had forty-seven dragons, i’d give you one. but only one. ❞ ❝ the drunkness… is FUCKING ME. ❞ ❝ suck my dick, i’m a pterodactyl. ❞ ❝ does a tree shit in the woods? ❞ ❝ 2-4-5-8, what do we all fucking hate? MATH. ❞ ❝ this liquor is so shitty, it couldn’t even get my pussy high. ❞ ❝ i don’t wanna FUCKING RHOMBUS! ❞ ❝ i used to be from mexico, but i’m not anymore. ❞ ❝ on a scale of one to russian, i’m vladimir putin. ❞ ❝ you can have a toke of my penis. ❞ ❝ dude, can you call my wallet? i think i lost it. ❞ ❝ thank you very hard. ❞ ❝ I DON’T REMEMBER IF I LIKE SNICKERS!! ❞ ❝ i’m not gay, i’m just an idiot. ❞ ❝ whoever told me this was dr. pepper eats whale cock. ❞ ❝ of course i’m not a cop. I FUCK HOOKERS!! ❞ ❝ oh look, my favorite couple, homeo and juliet. ❞ ❝ hamster nipples. ❞ ❝ IT’S A FUCKING AUTOMATIC COWBOY! ❞ ❝ do tomatoes have lettuce? ❞ ❝ c is for bitch. you bitch. ❞ ❝ i need to race like a piss horse. ❞ ❝ what the FUCK is a sonic?! ❞ ❝ return everything except the candy and condoms. ❞

[mudawryx]

[ text ] Can’t you see they’re bad for you?

SEVEN DEADLY TEXT MEMES

V. 001: ENVY ─ SEND FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION!

Text: Then are you willing to replace them with yourself?Text: You see, I wouldn’t mind.Text: As long as you’re willing to give your body to me~

[the-write-ideas]

YET ANOTHER KISSING MEME

Send kissed! and my character will react to receiving this type of kiss from yours… (some NSFW apply!)

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SEVEN DEADLY TEXT MEMES

V. 001: ENVY ─ SEND FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION!

[ text ] Why don’t you act that way with me?

[ text ] I see the way you look at them.

[ text ] Why don’t you go with them, then?

[ text ] Why did you text me? Did they stop replying?

[ text ] I can’t believe I fit into your busy schedule.

[ text ] Wait, you’re texting me? How did I get so lucky?

[ text ] Don’t keep them waiting.

[ text ] Why don’t you talk to them instead? They’d probably understand.

[ text ] They don’t know you like I do.

[ text ] You sure it’s nothing more than that?

[ text ] Do you think of me when you’re with them?

[ text ] I saw you with them. 

[ text ] You deserve so much better.

[ text ] Can’t you see they’re bad for you?

[ text ] You’re hanging out with them again?

[ drunk text ] whenever i close vmy eyes ki thikn of yyou with thuem

[ drunk text ] do yolu love them as muhc as you loved me?

[ drunk text ] don’t you rsee holw much better i am hfor you ?

[ drunk text ] fuck them. yuo sholud be mine

[ drunk text ] i can’t stanqd to think you could be with them right now

[ text – WRONG # ] Whenever I see [ YOUR MUSE ] with them, I want to scream.

[ text – WRONG # ] You sure [ YOUR MUSE ] isn’t with them right now?

[ text – WRONG # ] I think [ YOUR MUSE ] might be lying about about them.

[ text – WRONG # ] The fact that [ YOUR MUSE ] is with them is almost funny.

[ text – WRONG # ] I sometimes feel like [ YOUR MUSE ] replaced me with them.

click here for the other seven deadly text memes !!

[herosxshade-blog]

[[When it Rains, it Pours]] - Closed for Dio

[herosxshade-blog]

Knowing better than asking the man if he was sure, Link reached out to take the clothes with a nod of thanks, holding the warm bundle to his chest as he just watched Dio move through the bathroom to collect his wet old clothes to take to wash.  Once the older man had left he quickly changed. Despite that the clothes were too big, and hung down over his hands and feet; they were clean and they were newer than the clothes he’d been wearing for weeks. Lifting his hands to his face he just breathed in the laundry scent and smiled. It  had been a long time since he’d been treated like this, and for a moment his heart ached, missing the old soul that had raised him, had washed his clothes, had drawn his baths…

Drawing himself from his own memories before he lost himself to them, he finally made his way out of the bathroom, padding his way across the floor towards the living room where Dio was waiting in fresh clothes of his own.

‘A warm drink? I don’t want to cause you trouble, but I wouldn’t mind. I’m still cold’ He signed pushing the too big sleeves from his hands to free them as he did. He hated to be so much trouble, but he was still shivering despite his bath, wet hair sticking to his face.

[mudawryx]

He nodded, walking to the kitchen and started preparing tea for both Link and himself. As he waited, he went and fetched a dry towel and approached the other. He placed the item on the other’s head and started drying his hair ❝Do try and dry yourself better. It would defeat the purpose of avoiding getting a cold.❞ He moved away from the younger male after he was done drying his hair and walks back to the kitchen after tossing the towel into the dirty laundry.

Few minutes, he comes back with two cups. He handed the tea to the younger blond ❝I hope you don’t mind peppermint tea.❞ He walks over to one of the seats and sat down.

He took a sip of his tea and looked up at the other once more ❝Let me know if you want something else. The rain won’t go away anytime soon, so feel free to ask me anything.❞

[mudawryx]

“Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?”

SEND ME A BAD PICK-UP LINE

❝Depends. How much are you worth?❞

[mudawryx]

[Pushes glasses up nose] Interesting...

Uh oh, my muse has been gender-swapped! What's your muse's reaction upon seeing my muse in their new body?

❝If you’re going to stare, you might as well pay.❞

[mudawryx]

“If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.”

SEND ME A BAD PICK-UP LINE

❝Hmm.. three points. Try again.❞

[skirtish-blog]

SEND ME A BAD PICK-UP LINE

Go ahead and add more if you want!

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“Are you a magician? When I looked at you, everyone else disappeared.” “I’ve been feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.” “Can I get a picture of you? I want to show my parents what my spouse looks like.” “Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.” “When God made you, he was showing off.” “Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?” “What time do you have to go back to Heaven?” “Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.” “I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I’m looking for.” “Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?” “I love every bone in your body. Especially mine.” “Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you sure are CuTe.” “Would you like to have breakfast in bed tomorrow?” “Are you a thief? I think you just stole my heart.” “If I could change the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.” “Call life alert! I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.” “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?” “I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?” “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.” “Feel my shirt. You know what it’s made of? Date material.” “If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.” “There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.” “On a scale of 1 to 10: You’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.” “I lost my number. Can I have yours?” “Let’s play Titanic. You be the ocean, and I’ll go down on you.” “Did we have a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.” “Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.” “There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, wait. I missed ‘U’, ‘R’, ‘A’, ‘Q’, ‘T’.” “If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.” “Are you going to kiss me, or am I going to have to lie in my journal?” “I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out?” “You must be a broom, because you just swept me off your feet.” “Do you like KFC? Because you’re finger lickin’ good.” “What’s on the menu? Me-n-u.” “I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.” “Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” “You must be tired. You’ve been running through my mind all day long.”

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Uh oh, my muse has been gender-swapped! What's your muse's reaction upon seeing my muse in their new body?

[herosxshade-blog]

[[NonSuspect]] - Closed for Dio

[mudawryx]

herosxshade:

The blond nodded quickly. He had already asked for too much, not to mention he was being treated to everything he couldn’t dare ask for more.  ‘I’m fine, thank you’ He quickly signed to the man who had already done far too much for his sake.

Watching as the waitress walked away he let out a low breath, lifting his fingers once more to sign to his benefactor.  ‘Are you sure there is nothing more you’d want in return than simply music? I feel bad asking so much of you for so little in return’ 

He looked at the waitress and gave a simple nod to her that they were finished with their order. He looked over to Link once, shaking his head.

❝As I’ve said, your talent and presence is enough.❞