𝐌𝐔𝐃𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍

ᴀɢᴇɴᴛ ʀʏᴀɴ ᴄʟᴀʀᴋᴇ. ɢᴏʟᴇᴍ. ʙᴏʀɴ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴍᴜᴅ. ɪᴍᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛ. ꜰʟᴀᴡʟᴇᴅ. ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴊᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ. ʟᴀɴᴅᴏɴ ᴋɪʀʙʏ'ꜱ ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ. ᴀɢᴇ ᴜɴᴋɴᴏᴡɴ. ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ ᴄʟᴀᴜᴅɪᴀ.

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PINNED POST. well hello and welcome TO MY AGENT RYAN CLARKE ROLEPLAY BLOG from the cw the vampire diaries spin-off, legacies. this blog is slightly divergent from current canon but is familiar with all three shows in the universe. crossover friendly. STABLISHED 28.06.2021. MY NAME IS CLAUDIA, you can call me clau, calu, mama, i don’t know. SHE/HER PRONOUNS. i’m latina, from uruguay so english isn’t my first language, bare with me. Find me on discord since I account jump a lot at where is claudia santiago?#6315 

IMPORTANT LINKS:

𝙰𝙱𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙳𝙾𝙲 - all in one google doc with about, rules and background information. 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙼𝙾 - most recent promo, if you can share it, please and thank you!

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BORDERLANDS sentence starters ( part 1 )

“That sentence had too many syllables. Apologise!” “see ya… bitch.” “i’m not going to say you owe me, but i’m implying it.” “Fear me, bitches!” “Burn all the babies!” “stronger, smarter, more sexually attractive.” “well played… bitch.” “Heyoo!” “Catch-a-ride~!” “Full disclosure: I will absolutely stab you in the back somewhere down the road.” “Nipple Salads!” “Better dead than a damsel.” “Shoot me in the face!” “Kill them! Politely, if possible.” “Tell my wife… she’s… a bitch.” “Don’t take my stuff.” “Good plan, Great Plan” “I PUNCH the initiative!” “Avoid the bullets! AVOID them!” “You get a bullet, and you get a bullet. Everybody gets a bullet!” “Did you see that?  Her head went Pbbbbt.” “If you could do me a favour and off yourself that would be great.” “These pretzels suck.” “You didn’t think you’re getting out of here ALIVE, did you?” “Did you know that 97% of pandoras citizens are not exploding right now?!” “I am gonna smack the bitch outta you!” “Shh. Don’t worry baby. I’ll take good care of you.” “Feeling overburdened by money?” “Wow. Bravo. Champagne. Cheers. High-five. Slow clap.” “This Eridium stuff is the tits!” “Time to compensate!” “Oh god, is he screaming again?” “I regret everything!” “That was too easy.”

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finally doing my new icons y’all

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ok making icons now.

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I'm on a walk but once i'm done slap me if i don't do clarke's icons

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* (  FLEABAG /  SENTENCE PROMPTS.

These may have been edited for clarity or length or to better apply for roleplaying.

❛ Last night was incredible. ❜

❛ What are you doing!? ❜

❛ Don’t say anything. ❜

❛ I’ve really tried to be there for you through this. ❜

❛ You’re almost late. ❜

❛ You look tired. ❜

❛ Can I get you anything? ❜

❛ We broke up. ❜

❛ Thanks for the vote of confidence. ❜

❛ When are you going to stop bringing that up? ❜

❛ Nothing is ever going to be good enough. ❜

❛ I need new sexy pants. ❜

❛ Have you found anything? ❜

❛ We are bad feminists. ❜

❛ I want my top back. ❜

❛ Well it was terrifying! Never do it again. ❜

❛ Do you want to go for a drink? ❜

❛ What’s your problem? ❜

❛ I just… I like you. ❜

❛ Are you ok? ❜

❛ You need me to get you something to wear? ❜

❛ This is totally fine. ❜

❛ What’s going on? ❜

❛ Oh, I’m absolutely fine! ❜

❛ It’s almost two o’clock in the morning. ❜

❛ I’m going to call you a cab. ❜

❛ To be fair. She’s not an evil stepmother. ❜

❛ I thought that must have been you. ❜

❛ Everything alright? ❜

❛ Just thought I’d swing by. ❜

❛ I know it’s not really my place. But - are you ok? ❜

❛ Everyone’s been worried about you. ❜

❛ Tits don’t get you anywhere these days. ❜

❛ Take care of yourself. ❜

❛ You really do look ghastly darling. ❜

❛ Can I do anything? ❜

❛ This is a love story. ❜

❛ You’ve done everything. And you feel great. ❜

❛ May these be the worst of our days! ❜

❛ You look well, where have you been? ❜

❛ Boots, lovely there this time of year. ❜

❛ Well you look fantastic. ❜

❛ Love the Catholics. You can get away with anything. ❜

❛ Oh no have I disappointed you? ❜

❛ I’ll have a tequila! ❜

❛ You do look tired. ❜

❛ My parents were alcoholics! ❜

❛ Well, it’s um - cold and beautiful and dark. ❜

❛ It’s a lot of pressure, but I love it. ❜

❛ Fuck you, then. ❜

❛ Did you have a cigarette? ❜

❛ Were your parents successful? ❜

❛ My parents were very successful alcoholics. ❜

❛ Is everything ok? ❜

❛ You know I’ve always been very suspicious of religion. ❜

❛ Well I guess I’m just really fucking lonely! ❜

❛ Are we going to have a fight? ❜

❛ You look… strong. ❜

❛ I’m so intrigued to see how you’re going to make this whole evening about you. ❜

❛ I just take all the negative feelings and just bottle them and bury them. And they never come out. ❜

❛ It takes real commitment to be this happy. ❜

❛ You’re being so quiet. ❜

❛ Why aren’t you saying anything?! ❜

❛ What do you want me to say? ❜

❛ Your sister is finally a good influence on you! ❜

❛ Oh for fuck’s sake, stop it! ❜

❛ No, come on what’s happened. ❜

❛ You should go to the hospital. ❜

❛ I’ll just deal with this in my own insane, irrational, anal way if that’s ok. ❜

❛ I got your stuff. You ok? ❜

❛ If you ever need someone. To talk to or uh - I’ll be there. ❜

❛ I’m always… there. ❜

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clarke just being a walking encyclopedia of supernatural knowledge and things not even the originals know is my aesthetic.

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LIKE AND I’LL SEND MEMES.

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me: i hate love triangles and specially tvd type with two brothers

also me: clarke, hope and landon.

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@tricursed​ asked: “Good, adorable, wonderful things come in small packages.”        SMALL & TALL STARTERS.

“AND  LET  ME  GUESS,  YOU  WOULD  BE  ONE  OF  THOSE  THINGS,  RIGHT?“  though  he  would  argue  she  is  neither  good  or  wonderful  but  she  is  small,  perhaps  adorable,  powerful.  other  adjectives  fit  her  nicely.  eyes  do  a  one  over  her  before  he  clears  out  his  throat.  “well,  your  family  is  known  for  their  good  looks,  it  was  bound  to  happen.“

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@tricursed​ asked:“I don’t appreciate your height.”       SMALL & TALL STARTERS.

“HOW  VERY  SPECIFIC  OF  YOU.“  grin  spread  through  his  cheeks  with  ease,  the  golem  is  almost  laughing  at  the  oddity  of  the  comment,  now  noticing  the  difference  in  height.  “I  don’t  appreciate  you  practicing  your  magic  on  me  and  make  me  a  puppet,  but  beggars  can’t  be  choosers.  can’t  make  myself  shorter.“  well,  technically,  as  a  golem,  he  could’ve  probably  clay  himself  shorter  but,  he  much  prefer  this.

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small / tall starters

requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

small

“Get down here!”

“Wow…I’d want to climb that tree, if you know what I mean.” / “Do birds ever sit on you and get confused?” / “Hey, Groot.”

“I’m not short. I’m fun-size.”

“Good, adorable, wonderful things come in small packages.”

“I don’t appreciate your height.”

“I CAN REACH FOR IT MYSELF.”

“I’m not short, you just have the height of a Transformer.”

“I KNOW you can see me.”

“Fear me!!!”

“Uh…you’re blocking me.”

“Can you lift me for a second?”

“Slow down! I have short legs.”

“I have a super power. It’s called, my head never hits the ceiling.”

“Have you seen him/her/them? He’s/she’s/they’re like a mountain.”

“I always win at hide and seek.”

“I’ve always looked up to you…literally. Actually, can you sit down?”

“Heels make me feel powerful.”

“Do tall people have…big..hands..?”

“I might be short, but my ego is huge.” / “I might be short, but I will drag you down to my level.”

“I can’t reach your face, but I can kick your junk.”

“You don’t know the struggle when all shirts/dresses/pants are too long on you.”

tall

“I’m afraid of you because short people are closer to hell.”

“”How is it ironic that I’m afraid of heights?”

“Does my height offend you?”

“Let me reach that for you.”

“You can’t slap me if you can’t even reach my face.”

“I’m not tall, you’re just the size of an Oompa Loompa.”

“Huh? Who said that? I can’t see anyone.”

“It’s impossible to hide from you.”

“No, I don’t play basketball.”

“I’m not slowing down because you’re short.”

“You’re like a cute little fairy.” / “You’re like a small, terrifying gremlin.”

“My legs are long and sexy.”

“I’m not looking down on you. Except literally.”

“Aw, you look like a kid. How cute.”

“Being small makes you optimal for carrying.”

“You know what comes in small packages? Grenades.”

“All the cool presents come in big boxes. Like bouncy castles.”

“Why are you standing on the counter?”

“I may be tall, but my temper is short.” / “I may be tall, but my feelings are small. And fragile.”

“You don’t know the struggle when all pants/skirts/dresses are too short on you.”

“Let me block the sun for you.”

“Hey, short stack.” / “What’s up, shorty?” 

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“I would prefer if people restrained from cutting my neck again. it isn’t nice.“ and that had been, what? two times already? in the span of a few months? yeah he is not running into one of those situations again.

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things that make me go  👀👀;

clarke is now human, meaning, he could be malivore’s new vessel instead of landon. one fear.

clarke potentially becoming a new type of hybrid as he is still partially golem and being turned into a vampire. 

hope and clarke developing a spike and buff.y relationship but better because i actually like them together.

clarke sticking around because he is a walking encyclopedia for malivore but also the supernatural overall and he has CONTACTS.

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ryan is only 2 days old as a blog

also me: who wants shipping with the mud boy real boy real mud boy

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this was a whole look.

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wow chika-wow wow