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“Ugh, [Name], are you listening?”
“She had the nerve to say my idea was shallow.”
“I just prefer a happy ending, y’know?”
“She always has to make everything about her, but… I mean, at my expense?”
“Was that really necessary?”
“I just think the book would’ve been better if they’d have gotten married at the end.”
“She didn’t need to put you on the spot though, I guess…”
“Why don’t you try making some new friends?”
“You always complain about [thing/topic/etc].”
“You’re still thinking about promises you made when you were sixteen?”
“I never thought we’d see each other again…”
“You never know when it’ll be the last time.”
“I’m surprised your parents haven’t put you up for adoption.”
“No thanks, I don’t want anything.”
“Stay away from my girlfriend from now on, got it?”
“I’d definitely rather work with animals than people.”
“Hey, I’m glad we got to know each other a little better.”
“Thank you for being here tonight.”
“Sorry if I’m being weird…”
“Sorry, [Name] always says I talk too much.”
“Prepare to have your mind blown!”
“It’s not my fault if beer goes straight through me!”
“I’m really good at it, promise!”
“You look really nice today, [Name]!”
“Don’t feel like you gotta suck up to her, [Name].”
“[Name], you are so weird sometimes!”
“Girls aren’t supposed to like bugs!”
“I wonder if they’ll actually get married…”
“I just gotta pretend like I’m skateboarding.”
“You’re kinda weird, y’know that?”
“If that had been me, I would’ve like, died of shame right there.”
“What’d you think of me when we first met?”
“I thought you were gonna call me again before you left, [Name]!”
“I can smoke inside and no one can stop me!”
“Is this an indirect kiss?”
“Guys don’t even, like, know I exist.”
“[Name] was mostly there for moral support.”
“I mean… It’s not perfect, but it’s a total improvement, at least.”
“This is gonna look so cute on you!”
“You’ll never catch me in therapy.”
“I think she’d really dig you.”
“Hey, when you’re famous…promise you won’t forget about me?”
“So many people just like…live these boring lives and then they die and like…no one even remembers them.”
“I’ll remember you even after I die.”
“Have you ever wanted to like…lay a curse on someone…?”
“Couldn’t we have done this anywhere but here?”
“I’m starting to remember why we were so close.”
“Where would you go—like, if you could go anywhere in the world?”
“I’m afraid that no one will ever love me…”
“You don’t still believe in all that hocus pocus, do you…?”
“I’m just trying to keep things light, okay?”
“I feel like I’m on the edge of a dream…”
“Uh, maybe I’m crazy, but is this our fault…?”
“You didn’t say the magic word…”
“Please? Pretty please with sugar on top?”
“Things are finally going right for me…”
“I’m fucking sick of your bullshit!”
“You’re such an ass-kisser… Do [Name]’s boots taste good?”
“Bet you’d suck his dick.”
“I wasn’t talking to you, you dumb bitch.”
“[Name] doesn’t want us to fight.”
“Y’know, I gotta ask, what’s with all the makeup?”
“I want us to stick together forever, and if anyone tries to stop us, they can go fuck themselves!”
“Nah, I’m not doing this…”
“I don’t listen to fucking losers.”
“I mean, does it even matter anymore?”
“Not here, [Name], someone might be listening…”
“Sorry, I’m not trying to be negative.”
“Are you a mind reader or something?”
“You’re gonna hurt yourself, seriously!”
“I hate you! I hate you so much!”
“I’m looking out for you, [Name]!”
