Multi-Fan

Kingsman Marvel Supernatural etc..

[buildingmysteri]

[hotdoggysh]

[kritzenkriegen]

*thinks up an idea for a silly quick piece* okay haha let's whip something up real quick

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

oh no

[rainbowsuitcase]

Fic Rec - Captain America Likes Boys (and More Obvious Headlines)

“I’m gonna live with a bunch of super-powered people for a month, after which I’m supposed to write about whether they’re good enough at their job or not! What if they actually turn out to be villains?” he gasped. “They’ll torture me to keep me quiet and then—!”

Sam snorted. “Okay, I really don’t think they’re villains."

“What if I say they are qualified, then a month later they blow up the moon?”

In which Bucky Barnes, a journalist for The New York Times, is assigned to write a detailed article on the Avengers. To do this, he lives with them for one month.

By WinterSabbath; Stucky; Teen; 24K

Journalist Bucky; Avengers Family

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[rayrayhaywire]

Bucky with the voices in his head be like bc ain't no way that man ain't fucked up in his custard

/mostly for funsies

The Asset; brainless assassin Winter Soldier. Here for missions, fighting, and being disappointed in Bucky. Bucky's admiration, discipline, and self preservation

Buck; pre-war Bucky from childhood to young-adulthood. In denial of his bisexuality and his crush on Steve, Bucky's excitement, joy, spark, and kindness

Sergeant Barnes; WWII Bucky, adult and jaded. Head over heels for Steve. Aware and proud of it. Bucky's slutty, lover, and protective side

James? ; glimpses of afraid and lonely Bucky peeking out right before getting wiped again by HYDRA, who just wants to go back, to where he doesn't know. Doesn't show much. Bucky's fear, uncertainty, longing, and vulnurablity

Bucky; our current Bucky going through all this shit in his brain

________

Bucky: *watching Steve in the distance fumbling with a lady fan*

Sergeant: look at him, I could just eat him up

Buck: all those years we spent teaching him how to flirt went to nothing even after a century!

Bucky: come on. He's doing his best. I like him like that

The Asset: You are a disappointment. And so is he. So much for Captain America, beacon of hope. He can't even save his dignity

Sergeant: oh, shut up, WS. He's human. And so are you, even if you hate to know it

The Asset: silence

________

*During an intense fight, Steve and Bucky fighting 12 to 6 watching each other's backs*

Sergeant, grinning watching Steve bleed and break jaws: Raw. Next.

Buck: LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU

Bucky: JESUS CHRIST

The Asset: GET ME BACK TO HYDRA

________

The Asset: Cease him.

Bucky, sighs: he's a teammate

Sergeant: I mean... It's not like we don't know how to make it look like an accident

Buck: YOU GUYS ARE PSYCHOS

________

*at night*

The Asset: abandon the temporary, Soldat.

Bucky, having a bad day: shaddup.

James?: We will never truly be free, just waiting for the next bad thing

Bucky, squeezing his eyes shut: shut. up.

Sergeant: Was it all worth it in the end?

The Asset: Your softness is clouding your judgement of the realism.

Sergeant: You know next one will be it

Bucky, pleading out loud: just, please...

Buck: Did you ever really save him?

Bucky, out loud, tears slipping out: Don't. Don't.

Steve, on the door: Bucky?

Bucky, gasping: Steve.

________

Steve: *sleeping soundly on Bucky's thigh*

Bucky: *content, hand softly in Steve's hair*

James?: Is that him?

Bucky: Yeah, it's him

James?: so we made it out?

Bucky: yes, buddy. We're finally here

James?: it feels warm

Bucky, humming audibly: the warmest

________

The Asset: There is an easier solution to this

Bucky, ignoring it, watching Sam do the interrogation:

Sergeant: Dude, we're not killing him

The Asset: Broken fingers would suffice

Buck: Why is violence always your first answer?

James?: It's the only solution

Sergeant: oh, great. If even he agrees we're royally fucked

The Asset: You know what to do

Bucky, accidently answers aloud: fuck off!

Sam and the guy getting interrogated:

Bucky: ...

The Asset: amateur

________

James?, about Steve: do we know him?

Sergeant: Yeah, dipshit that's our husband

Buck: no homo though!

Bucky: I think we're, like, a century late for denial

The Asset: at least he's sufficient in combat

Sergeant: he's more than sufficient for fucking our a---

Buck: SOMEONE GAG THIS GUY

Sergeant, interested: Hm...

The Asset: Stop being so insolent!

Bucky: can't I enjoy ONE moment without this?

________

Buck, watching Bucky clean and organize his arsenal: that is NOT where it goes!

The Asset: Are you teaching me where my weapons go?

James?: that knife looks scary :(

The Asset: we have assassinated 9 people with that knife. Get used to it

James?: T^T

Sergeant, the only one actually focused on restocking: Don't forget the .4 calibers on the left

Bucky: thanks bud

________

*during an honest to God romantic moment*

Steve: I love you

Sergeant, throwing the mental table to the wall: I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

James?, in tears sobbing on the corner: Steeevggggwhhssjbs

Buck: I wouldn't mind the homo of this man

The Asset, gritting his teeth: the man that you are, Steve Grant Rogers...

Bucky, happy that for once his mind is one place, out loud: And we love you, Steve

Steve, smiling with a quirked brow: We?

Bucky, smiles back: don't mind that

________

Bonus from the same ⬆️ moment:

Bucky, ignoring all of them, smiling at Steve, out loud: whatevs brah

All of them: KYS

________

Bonus bonus, if Steve knew about them

Steve, walking home after a date: So, what do they think?

The Asset, satisfied: acceptable

Buck, embarrassed: we didn't even get to kiss...

Sergeant: I WILL RIDE THIS MAN TO THE DAWN LIKE A COWBOY FOR THIS DATE

Bucky, deadpan, to Steve: they hate it

Sergeant: YOU WHORE

Steve, instant puppy eyes: why?! I did everything they deducted points from last time right!

Buck: BITCH STOP YOU'RE MAKING HIM SAD

Bucky, just fucking with him, to Steve: they're doubling down. Sergeant says your suit is tacky

Steve: but you said James liked it last time :(

Bucky, haven't heard from James? for a while: yeah they don't get along well

The Asset: we should decommision you for this, Soldat

Bucky, snorts subtly before schooling back to deadpan: WS says he should kill you for this

The Asset: THAT WAS NOT WHAT I HAD SAID, BARNES!

Buck: ABORT ABORT HE'S GONNA SULK

Bucky: Buck says you're pathetic if you're gonna sulk from that

Steve: Buck! I thought you loved me!

Buck: I'M SORRY BABY I DO LOVE YOU

Bucky, having fun, to Steve: yeah, nah

Steve: At least tell me what I can do to make it better? Please, doll?

Bucky: about those adamantinum handcuffs...

Steve, blushing: done. Let's hurry back home

Sergeant: oh you sly dog :D

[rayrayhaywire]

Something that made me laugh aloud when I thought about it just a moment ago (nsfw warning but it's not, like, sex, just mentions of genitals ig?)

I need Winter Soldier Bucky, fresh out of Hydra post-catws

It's just winter soldier smut tbh but the twist is: Steve is ftm. And the thing is, what little memory the Asset has of his past unhelpfully provides that Steve is a man. Always have been, bc that's exactly how he treated him. Because Bucky didn't care about the gender, he cared about his best guy

So imagine The Asset's fucking surprise when Steve and him are in bed, stripped down to their underweard and kissing. Then the Asset pulls down Steve's boxers just to find a... Pussy. Soaking and smelling sweeter than any candy Steve had made him try, but stil a pussy regardless. He's frozen there, short circuiting, brain isn't providing the fact that Steve is trans, and is just... Standing here between the other man's legs. He's short circuiting in confusion so hard his cock went a little softer from focus

At first Steve thinks that intense gaze the Asset has on him is because of how aroused he is or he's just admiring him (he doesn't think Bucky suddenly finds the fact that he's trans weird because they've had sex before, too). He only notices it's not a look of admiration or lust after the 35 seconds of the Asset just staring at it

"Buck, is something wrong?" Steve asks when he notices the Asset is slowly getting softer, worrying something is wrong, but also still so fucking turned on that he's struggling to focus on anything else besides the curling in his stomach right now. Little does he know the Asset is just trying to figure out how a man has a pussy, wondering if everything he knows about human anatomy has been wrong this whole time

"Something is not quite accurate, yet I cannot put my finger on it."

And so now they're both lying there awkwardly with the Asset on top and Steve sprawled under him with his arms around the Asset's shoulders. Steve wondering if something bad happened like a flashback or if he did something wrong, while the Asset is literally just this:

[multi-fan]

Bucky: "......"

Steve: ".... Buck?"

Bucky: "... Stevie..... Wh-..Where is your cock????"

Steve: "My What???"

[murrzbow]

[catboybiologist]

Shaved himb👍

[kayaczek]

inspired by this (x) fic which I’ve re-read countless times (and kinda prompted by anon)

[poebin-deactivated20230901]

gospel, for the fallen ones

https://archiveofourown.org/works/23736478

Bucky Barnes is puppy fat and cheeks that are round, yet to be carved out by time. Steve Rogers, however, is too pale skin pulled tight over bird bones, a walking memento mori; death always slightly too close to him, and the other kids - they treat him like he’s contagious, hissing and spitting. But Bucky knows better.

(or: 5+1 times Bucky knew he loved Steve Rogers, and one time he asked to marry him, a study through the decades.)

For the anon who sent the prompt ‘Stucky proposal’. Sorry it’s a little late. 

Art by the literally fantastic @kayaczek​ who was so patient when I explained my ideas. Thanks for making this fic approximately 2000% prettier. 

[anastoza]

I’ve been crazy busy with work lately, but I finally finished this little comic inspired by the amazing fic Kaleidoscope, which found a warm place in my little heart. (And it has a fully finished sequel now!! Go, read it and send author all the love!)

I haven’t spent this much time on a personal project in a while — it’s been a really nice change of pace Hoping for more me-time soon, but for now, I’ll just chill for a while

[rillils]

I'm just in my feels and rambling so take this with a grain of salt, but this awesome post about Cap Bucky sort of made me think about mcu Steve, and his own general lack of firearms.

When he first joins the Avengers, he's given his garish little outfit, the cowl, the bright red gloves and boots, and his signature shield of course, because that's what people recognize him by. Everybody else in the group has some kind of weapon (Nat's got her guns and probably a stash of knives, Clint's got his arrows, Tony can shoot laser blast thingies with his suit, and so on), but Steve's only given the shield. Which, I get it, he can absolutely use it to attack as well as to protect himself - but that's not quite the same, is it?

And I mean, this guy fought in actual WWII, he was on the front lines for close to two years! He's no stranger to guns,

he was storming HYDRA bases and blowing up buildings and tanks, with nazi soldiers still inside them, for god's sake!

And he looked pretty smug about it, too:

I mean, he's not actively looking for people to kill, and it's not like he immediately goes for the kill when he fights (he seems to tend more towards incapacitating first, though it depends on the situation), but the thing is, he is willing to kill if need be.

BUT. But it's like they just don't want people to see him with a gun in his hand. Definitely not when he's fighting aliens on national tv, and apparently neither is he issued any firearms when he's going on secret spy missions for SHIELD, either - not that I remember anyway, but obviously I could be wrong.

I'm just. Just thinking about Steve, especially during his first year or so in the 21st century, realizing more and more how his image has been twisted to serve whatever purpose was more convenient at the time, and how it's being twisted even further now that he's back.

There's this undeniable, concerted effort being poured into making him more palatable to the public.

They want him polished. They want him as an ideal to sell. They want Captain America the war hero, but he can't be directly associated with violence or with the brutal, blood-soaked, dirty-handed reality of war; so he's a soldier who fought in the war, but somehow he's never killed anyone (such a preposterous idea! Captain America? Kill someone? Perish the thought!), and the war itself is a vague, distant kind of war that belongs in the past, or possibly, occasionally, in a Hollywood movie that will gloss over the worst parts of it.

They don't want Steve the war veteran who's plagued by a severe case of survivor's guilt (not to mention all the other glaring PTSD symptoms). They want to sell Cap the goody-two-shoes who spends his time helping doddery old grannies cross the street, Cap the pedantic good little soldier who does cringe-worthy PSAs and Always Follows The Rules, and fights the bad guys in the Right Way because he's a Good Hero who Doesn't Enjoy Violence and has a strict no-killing policy, obviously.

So he can't be seen wielding a gun, because uhhh that would kinda ruin the vision they're going for here.

And I'm just picturing Steve sitting alone in his apartment, shield propped up against the couch by his feet, sipping a beer straight from the bottle and knowing, just knowing, how absolutely outraged Bucky would have been to know that they would send him out on the field to fight a bunch of aliens, without a single goddamn gun in his holster to give them hell with.

[stuckyfingers]

OOh I do like this take... however I assumed that he did away with the gun not because he's a goody two shoes but because of the different ways the Howlies and the Avengers fight?

Besides, getting your gob smacked by the shield is definitely way more brutal than they show in the movies. It does have a range of injuries it can inflict but since Chris Evans puts his pussy into throwing that thing, I'm left to also assume that thing has definitely gotten brains all over it at one point.

The only reason it's different from John Walker is the principle by which it was bloodied, DEFINITELY not because it's the first time it's seen blood.

I am however wondering if it was a propaganda thing for SHIELD to leave him gunless in 2012... because it's strange to let only the 'blood in my ledger' and 'mind controlled' people fight aliens with a gun.

:(

I have so many feelings about the concept of Steve not being able to acknowledge his reality as a veteran because people are busy painting him as a family friendly spandex wearing fella from the reels.

Which is ironic because HE'S USING AN ASSAULT RIFLE IN THE PROPAGANDA REELS TOO BTW?

[stuckyfingers]

#well in avengers he picks up a gun no problem but doesn’t have his own guns#this is because shield won’t let him have guns bc they’re afraid he’ll kill himself#he’ll do all their stupid propaganda pieces bc he’s so depressed and barely cares#but he is apartment is bugged bc he is a threat to himself

OMG??

[rillils]

never let any miscreants convince you that Steve "Pert Ass" Rogers only cheeked up after the serum. ma boy always had that clappability in him 😌🤌💖

[crimson-sun]

The rest under the cut:

Keep reading

[rillils]

I'm just in my feels and rambling so take this with a grain of salt, but this awesome post about Cap Bucky sort of made me think about mcu Steve, and his own general lack of firearms.

When he first joins the Avengers, he's given his garish little outfit, the cowl, the bright red gloves and boots, and his signature shield of course, because that's what people recognize him by. Everybody else in the group has some kind of weapon (Nat's got her guns and probably a stash of knives, Clint's got his arrows, Tony can shoot laser blast thingies with his suit, and so on), but Steve's only given the shield. Which, I get it, he can absolutely use it to attack as well as to protect himself - but that's not quite the same, is it?

And I mean, this guy fought in actual WWII, he was on the front lines for close to two years! He's no stranger to guns,

he was storming HYDRA bases and blowing up buildings and tanks, with nazi soldiers still inside them, for god's sake!

And he looked pretty smug about it, too:

I mean, he's not actively looking for people to kill, and it's not like he immediately goes for the kill when he fights (he seems to tend more towards incapacitating first, though it depends on the situation), but the thing is, he is willing to kill if need be.

BUT. But it's like they just don't want people to see him with a gun in his hand. Definitely not when he's fighting aliens on national tv, and apparently neither is he issued any firearms when he's going on secret spy missions for SHIELD, either - not that I remember anyway, but obviously I could be wrong.

I'm just. Just thinking about Steve, especially during his first year or so in the 21st century, realizing more and more how his image has been twisted to serve whatever purpose was more convenient at the time, and how it's being twisted even further now that he's back.

There's this undeniable, concerted effort being poured into making him more palatable to the public.

They want him polished. They want him as an ideal to sell. They want Captain America the war hero, but he can't be directly associated with violence or with the brutal, blood-soaked, dirty-handed reality of war; so he's a soldier who fought in the war, but somehow he's never killed anyone (such a preposterous idea! Captain America? Kill someone? Perish the thought!), and the war itself is a vague, distant kind of war that belongs in the past, or possibly, occasionally, in a Hollywood movie that will gloss over the worst parts of it.

They don't want Steve the war veteran who's plagued by a severe case of survivor's guilt (not to mention all the other glaring PTSD symptoms). They want to sell Cap the goody-two-shoes who spends his time helping doddery old grannies cross the street, Cap the pedantic good little soldier who does cringe-worthy PSAs and Always Follows The Rules, and fights the bad guys in the Right Way because he's a Good Hero who Doesn't Enjoy Violence and has a strict no-killing policy, obviously.

So he can't be seen wielding a gun, because uhhh that would kinda ruin the vision they're going for here.

And I'm just picturing Steve sitting alone in his apartment, shield propped up against the couch by his feet, sipping a beer straight from the bottle and knowing, just knowing, how absolutely outraged Bucky would have been to know that they would send him out on the field to fight a bunch of aliens, without a single goddamn gun in his holster to give them hell with.

[evepolastrl]

Bucky cap is really funny bc Steve never had weapons so all the villains only had to watch out for the shield, but then comes Bucky and 

[flatbear]

One of my favorite parts from bucky!cap is when he tries to give guns to all of the avengers, and they’re all freaking out. AND HE CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY NO ONE HAS A GUN.

[superhumandisasters]

Bonus: 

[stsebastiens]

and let’s not forget this little gem:

[perlmutt-perl]

Dear @noririna drew that wonderful artwork for my prompt at StonyLovesSteve2020 and I promised to write a fanfiction for it. It took me longer than expected but here it is. I hope you like it, Nona! 💙❤

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26616712

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part 2 of the pirate au ✨✨