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GEORGE: There's a hunt tonight? Again?

JERRY: Of course there's a hunt, have you seen it out there? You can't turn a corner without running into a beast!

GEORGE: What's so bad about beasts, anyway? The Healing Church hates them, but they do a lot of good, too! When's the last time you saw a dead rat on the street?

JERRY: And I suppose the roadkill-free streets make up for all the missing citizenry.

GEORGE: There's always gotta be a problem with you.

[KRAMER enters, wielding a whirligig saw]

KRAMER: Jerry, come quick! Newman's turning!

b1gdamage

they should invent a guitar that sounds incredible underwater but terrible on land

karetahana

Youve been here for 5 minutes and already need to go touch grass holy shit

speakswords

smacks ur little grabby hands

this is EXACTLY why we don't have follower counts. my god

theshootingraistar

go back to twitter and don't come back until you've learned your lesson.

chillstableguy

Amazing things are happening in Ohio

transgendermarx

no fucking way

transgendermarx

How the fuck i use this

i’m still figuring it out too, probably just going to post with the under 280 characters mindset forever

protoninspector

Honestly every post I’ve seen with more than like 300 characters my brain has instinctively skipped over. Twitter has ruined us

transgendermarx

i’ve noticed that i do that too, i cannot bring myself to read them, twitter brain rot is way too real

How the fuck i use this

i’m still figuring it out too, probably just going to post with the under 280 characters mindset forever

hottiepants

I love weird freaks

i’m glad we all had a little mass hysteria on twitter last night bc now if it really does go down i’ll at least be able to freaking post with you guys awhile longer