World's dumbest Ravenclaw

[and-fishing-equipment]

sorry but someone assuming you have "left a fandom" when you don't post about it a lot anymore feels like bilbo coming home to the sackville bagginses having him presumed dead and selling all his stuff. girl i was just on a little quest????

[ozzgin]

Vampire boyfriend with a human who is afraid of seeing blood. Solutions had to be improvised.

[things-are-heating-up]

I think the funniest part about the migration from tiktok to rednote is how americans are like "oh my gosh, our government lied to us, you guys are the same as us!" and chinese are like "holy shit, our government didn't lie to us, you really do live like this, i'm so sorry"

[midnightepiphany]

Current sexuality: John wick emerging from the shadows.

[soundlessdragon]

Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since

[soundlessdragon]

He is an ungrateful man 😔

[by-dying-i-live]

[dalekinapaintedparadise]

John Wick + brown leather jacket

[midnightepiphany]

[demigoddessqueens]

You’re as beautiful as the day I lost you

[not-so-blue]

ALUCARD in CASTLEVANIA: NOCTURNE (2023)

[werecreature-addicted]

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

[cbs-scorpion-coffee-shop]

Nazis backing Nazis. What a shock.

[blood-0rang3]

I just think he’s neat

[eclipseshotel]

[cherifaouachani]

Free Free Palestine!

[l0caltiredgirl]

me @ y/n when they do something i’d never do:

like babe this isn’t us ?? get it together

[nessa007]

good for him

[merz-8]

"that character is dead" "that character is married to someone else" "that character wouldn't even look at you" well not according to my google docs