World's dumbest Ravenclaw @multi-fandom-slut - Tumblr Blog

sorry but someone assuming you have "left a fandom" when you don't post about it a lot anymore feels like bilbo coming home to the sackville bagginses having him presumed dead and selling all his stuff. girl i was just on a little quest????

ozzgin

Vampire boyfriend with a human who is afraid of seeing blood. Solutions had to be improvised.

things-are-heating-up

I think the funniest part about the migration from tiktok to rednote is how americans are like "oh my gosh, our government lied to us, you guys are the same as us!" and chinese are like "holy shit, our government didn't lie to us, you really do live like this, i'm so sorry"

midnightepiphany

Current sexuality: John wick emerging from the shadows.

soundlessdragon

Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since

soundlessdragon

He is an ungrateful man 😔

by-dying-i-live

dalekinapaintedparadise

John Wick + brown leather jacket

midnightepiphany

demigoddessqueens

You’re as beautiful as the day I lost you

not-so-blue

ALUCARD in CASTLEVANIA: NOCTURNE (2023)

werecreature-addicted

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?