I'm microvawing my blorbos as we speak

I'm if a girl was a man, and if a man was a

[sugar-petals]

hot take in a roundabout way i think that's also why so many of us opt out of becoming parents ourselves

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Bitches will be like "prev tags omg" on my post and I check the preg tags and it's like "blorbo from my shows"

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[astronomical-bagel]

Happy late anniversary to the post that changed tumblr’s (and the entire internet’s) vernacular forever

[demilypyro]

yeah it's called having good fuckin taste

[jake-clark]

[meiiiwaku]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

[laughconfetti]

[creepymutelilbugger]

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

[roses-blog-of-things-deactivate]

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

[thenumberonevelvetcake]

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

[fluffyyymocha]

@locally-sourced-loser the original…

[bikuwana-still-on-discord-deact]

girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be

[lordofseagulls]

girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be

[danny-fenton-is-legally-a-nerd]

ever wondered why the danny phantom hype never died down after 22 fucking years?

[l00106]

good boy

[feriowind]

ready to draw 109847325 more drawings of grace in skirts

[not-freyja]

Can everyone who makes video content do a Deaf bitch a favor? Watch your shit with the captions on and the sound off, and then do another round of editing to fix things including but not limited to:

Captions cover the spot on the screen you put the information I need

The dialogue is captioned but not the song you have playing that the dialogue is responding to

You only captioned the person on the screen, not the person off screen who is also talking

No captioning of critical sound effects (alarms, bells, dogs barking, etc)

Speakers are not labelled at moments where it is not clear on the screen who is talking.

Captions cover the spot on the screen that you put the information I need!

Other d/Deaf people welcome to add.

This post brought to you by the fifth video tutorial I could not follow because the bad, auto-generated captions covered what I was trying to watch today.

[megamindsupremacy]

Beautiful dash pull

[pukicho]

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

[pukicho]

Dude, hold on

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[taking you aside in the group masturbation vc] this place is a den of vipers... you are the only one I can trust

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

[magicmooshka]

my comic for terrible comic day 2026

[naturalpr3y]

My understanders will Understand me

[naturalpr3y]

and As Such . My misinterpreters will Misinterpret me . The price for speaking my truth .

[byjove]

just wanted a visual demonstration since I was talking about how much I love them

[bubobubosibericus]

Mules are like horses with the self destruct button removed

[wolfeyedwitch]

...do you mean the 'self preservation instinct' removed????

[byjove]

No, absolutely not. It’s the opposite. Mules will straight up refuse to do things if they don’t have the confidence that they can complete it. This is where the term “stubborn as a mule” comes from. A horse would attempt these feats and break its weak little ankles and roll over and kill its rider. Mules do this because they know they can. That’s also why mules and donkeys are used as mounts around the Grand Canyon, they’re both sure-footed and stubborn and will refuse to do things that put them and the rider in danger when a horse would listen to the call of the void and just do it. Donkeys are less domesticated than mules, less dependent on humans and more self-assured, this is why they can be harder to train but also why they have such great self-preservation skills. A mule inherits those traits from its father.

[deliriumcrow]

So that's where Skyrim horses get their ridiculous climbing abilities

[crazymuffin1]

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

[probuccalfat]

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult