Idk.

“Woah daddy” -Jc

[arrghigiveup]

[nourelein]

classically trained but we’ll still fuck ya up

[jamaicanamazon]

Ayyyyyyyeeee

[davvic]

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

[pandaflavouredcookies]

The morning murps

[breaktotheotherside]

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

[thegravelbro]

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

[cutepetclub]

[thecommonchick]

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

[scenicroutes]

oh yeah and i can’t believe it’s taken me this long to bring this up but i’m absolutely not here for people shading the “american girl today”/”my american girl” line because 

the line literally enables girls to create a doll that looks like them

including a wide array of non-white skin tones and non-european features

like black dolls with curly and textured hair

or asian dolls that appear to have epicanthic folds

and they’ve also released accessories like doll-sized wheelchairs, hearing aids, and crutches so that girls who aren’t able-bodied or are hard of hearing can have a little friend who shares their experiences

and they’ve even begun to offer dolls without hair for little girls who have alopecia or have lost hair while battling cancer

and basically if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face

[musingsandobsessions]

Also: SERVICE DOGS. 

IT’S SO CUTE IT EVEN HAS TRAINING TREATS. You go American Girl. 

[saphire-dance]

They also consulted the Nez Pierce when making their Kaya doll and that’s why her smile doesn’t show teeth, among other things, and they’ve released some beautiful, and accurate, modern Powwow regalia for her.

[justplainsomething]

Also they’ve been offering all this stuff since I was still getting the catalog. I just turned 29, so if I’m going to guess, that means they’ve been offering these options since at least 1996ish.

[prettiestcaptain]

Totally correct Stiles Stilinski quotes [7/?]

[multifandomaddict19]

They’ve been acting like boyfriends so much recently and I’m living.

[cutiemon-deactivated20190223]

someone: i love you

my damaged ass: haha, no you don’t

[cc-h79]

😒😒😒😒part 2

[tupacabra]

a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle

[a-soft-suicide-deactivated20131]

i complain about my own music when its on shuffle what are you talking about

[stability]

[memescomedy]

[littlemixens]

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

[nothingnowherenoonearchive]

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

[follow-puppy-luv96-deactivated2]

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

[definitelyshitty]

WHAT

[tyronesuplac]

Sensational.

[definitelyshitty]

Remarkable.

[geraltcirilla]

it’s a real word

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

[ithelpstodream]

[multifandomaddict19]

Hey if you guys like Wattpad stories it’s be cool if you could go check mine out. https://my.w.tt/ERFQ5sD3iM

[brightcameli]

Eclare’s first and last kiss.

[degrassiolddays-deactivated2020]