vehicular valhalla

anti-white people taco night. dni if you are a real person—hallucinatory deities and formless concepts only. i like fleetwood mac a lot and also other things too like snap peas. tell em to bring out the whole ocean!

[multiplemeese]

im a genius, but actually my brain can only retain as much information as an amoeba im so sorry…someone else is gonna have to cure cancer 😔

[multiplemeese]

“fuck the system, get your money

fuck them bitches, fuck the club

tear it up, kick the door down”

- NewJeans

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when you want to have the style and personality of a slightly dulled-down johnnie gilbert, musical ability and vibes like joni mitchell/stevie nicks, but dress like a young person from the 80s, but also a man from the 70s, but kinda like the beatles in a grunge way, but kinda grunge in a GAY way, but gay in a trans way, and be seen as every single gender all at once. while also fitting into masshole core. …yeah that’s where i’m at rn

[theconcealedweapon]

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who’s out here being a lil queer 💁🏻✨💅🏼💕💕

[multiplemeese]

🇵🇸

[numberonepaulglazer]

paul mccartney, in india 1968

[multiplemeese]

thats my dad :D

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my blood should literally be miso broth, and the fact that it isn’t is a CRIME.

[mopeytwat-deactivated20240716]

ofmd but Izzy wears a propeller hat for the entrie show.

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every year on thanksgiving me, my older cousins, and my little cousins wrestle in the basement cuz its fun lol, don’t judge xD anyways this year, we were saying what we were grateful for and someone said they were grateful that we didn’t have stressful thanksgivings…TELL ME WHY MY LITTLE COUSIN TURNED TO ME RIGHT AFTER AND SAID “It’s gonna get real stressful later when we go to the basement” AND CRACKED HIS KNUCKLES LIKE??? DAMN SON DIAL IT BACK 💀💀 ARE YOU PLANNING TO KILL ME OR SUM??

[multiplemeese]

me: no one knows i’m bi and genderqueer, i totally pass as straight! 😃👍✨

also me: nose ring, almost all clothes thrifted/free (& almost entirely from the men’s section), hoodies and slouching, trying to walk like a dude, being incapable of flirting with men women or anyone at all ever (no game), speak in tongues, partake of the Fae’s Feast, commune with the entities that roam the forest at dusk, rip the tainted mortal flesh from my eternal and weary skeleton, traipse through the thicket with aimless direction and ominous intent, melt into the loam and have my nutrients reabsorbed by the woods and its many benevolent Gods, become one with the essence of nature, dress my new unbounded form in the skin of a gentle forest beast (my form is now incomprehensible to the human eye), become that which lives in harrowing and everlasting folklore, that which paralyzes whatever creatures come across it withsheer terror, that which is A̴͔͖͙̬̗̟̳͖̺͚͗͑̎͝ ̸̡͉̼̩̺͚̻̙̖͇͌͆͜Ṋ̷̺̟̱̒̇̐̌̓͊͝͝I̸̹̭̻͓̠̬̗̦̥̰͈͊̏͘͜͜͠G̶̣̻͙̹̫͕͓̪͋̄̃́͌̾̉̽̐͌̄͆͂̒͠H̷̡̠̻̫̰̤̱̙̺͇̎͑͜T̸̡̜͉̞̙̱̘̯̭̳͐́̂̂́͑́͛̾̚͠M̶̗̱̂͌̈́̉̃̂̔̄͠A̷̢͎̰̗̳͌̆͌̉͛̈́R̵̝̒̒͌́̅̒Ȩ̶̺͕͕̺̫̑̐͠ ̷̢̧̯̰̰̖̱̜̠̂́̎̈̈̊̒̆̚͘͝T̶̞̦̥̗̮̣͔͙͚͖͑̍̏͝H̷̤̻͊̚͝A̵̢̢͍͙̜̙͎͛̾͆̃̔͋̌̎̆͐́͊͐̕T̵̢͒̃̇̀̃̀͂ ̴̛̩̑̇͂͂͛̉̊̽̕Ẅ̷̨̻͔͙̖͚̦̟̙̘́̈́̋̆̊͘Ì̸͉͙̖̫̣͉̠̰͍̯͕̮͙̳̞̇̆͒̓͛͊̚͝L̵̬̭̔̄̎̈́̈̌̾̌͘͘̚͘͝͠Ļ̷̗̲̘̞̩̗̈̐͊̌̈́̽͒̃̚͝ ̸͉̹̼̖̰̥̠͙̮̆͜T̵̗̠̘̺͎̪̪̰̙̻̙̓͐̆͑̑̀̋̃̒́͆̈́͛̈́̕E̷̡̨̯͚̰͚̜͔̗̣̼̟͗̏̍̚͜ͅR̴̢̛̟̠͎͉̠͓̣̥͎̅̂̔̀́́͋̌̍͜ͅR̶̛̥̄̎̋̒̀̓̃͌͗̕͝͝O̸̢̡̢̥̩̤̗̪̤͈͚͎͎̿̀̈́͂̐͂̿̓̅́̀R̵̛̬̳̬̹̟̭̳͆Í̶̢̧̛̖͍͔̞͓͖̟̞͔͔͚̥̇̌̓͛͐̀̂̓̈́̒̂̀̅Z̶͓͖̙̺̱̬͉̀̋̊̌͐̾̃̋̀͌͆̅͘͝͝E̴̢̛͕̯̣̦͌̾͐͌̐͑̇̋̈̈́̐̕͘͝ ̸̢̲̗͉̦̪̪͙̫́̀Ÿ̷̧̧̥̳̭̹͎̳̊̌͑̈́̈́̂̀̊͐̿͝Ȏ̴͇̳͖̥͈̬͙̞̚Ū̵̗̮̰̝̹͓͕̭̹̦̮̉͂͝ ̸͚̙̻̻͕̱̩̞͉͕̤̍̔̓̓̍̌͠W̸͈͆͂I̴͈̅̃͛̂́̿̿̐̋̕͝Ṱ̵̡͉̗͙̳̩͕̞͙̬̮̺̔̇͋̍́͘̚ͅH̴̛͖̩̓́̅̓̌͌̍̈́̍̅͛ ̵̣̠͓̟͐̏̽̈̀̐̈I̵͚̝̺͑̽͋̓̈͒͐̏̽͌̆͛̅͆Ț̷̥͇̩̰̄̄S̴̢̙͔͚̍͊̀̈́͛͜ ̷̳̘̗̻͕͓͙͉͉̥̙̤̅͑͆͛̄̄̎́̌͘V̷̠͇̘̜̹̙͉͓̥̺͖̎̂̏̈́̆̊̂̈́̃̽͋̔̕͜͝I̴̡̧̳̣͍̙̖̦̣̣͙̼̐́͌́̀͂͑͘͝S̵̢̲͎͉͙̗̫͚̗̮̻̰͓̟̽̈́̍͌̿̓̑͠͝Ą̷̝͉̺͍̪̳̩̟̠̠̣̇͗͋̾͗̔͒̄͛̊͘͝G̷̛͓̮̮̳̻̳̣̻̳̍̾͗̈́̈́̇́̉͆̄̆È̴͇̙͔̩͓͇͖̬͉̫͖͇́̀͝ͅ ̷̢̧̻̯̩̦͈͎͖̘̪̦̭̞̌͑̂͑̇͘͘͜Ǘ̷̧͓̬̞̳̫͍̈N̶̨̝̤͎̞̝̝̠̼̭̝͗̆͐́̉̉̏͛͒̕T̵̝͚̮̀̊̈́͝I̴̢̡̛̮͚͔̗̘̣̖̫̬͋̎͛̀̃̈́̒̿̀̍̄͘Ĺ̸̡͚͔̘͚̙͚̹̿͗͌̀͒̚͘ ̷̢̨̧͔̥̦͔̖̯̬̩͖̒̓̌̉̃͊̈̃̒Ọ̷̢̡̫̺̜͌ͅĹ̶̦̗̳̭̅̆͛̈͂̄̈́͂͘D̴̥̬̣͔̮͚͕̗͖̣̯̹̋̏̍̈́͛ ̶̛̪̝̜̭̥̼̪̫̀̉͂̆̾̍̏̏̒̂͛̂͘͝A̸̛͍̖̮̎̎̌͌̎̈̈́̈̀̿͘͝Ġ̴̪̼͚̍̉̍͂̋́̑̋́͌̚Ę̸̛̺̜͉̫̺̩͇̝͐͗͋̿̀̂́̑͌͘̚͘͠ͅ ̸̯͎̫̦̤̥͇̺̭̟͇̑͂͒͆̍͝T̸̟͔̙̙͍̥̥̉̿͐̃́́̓̀̋͜͝Ä̷͕̹̟̝͔̲̪̳͉́̀̀̈́͗̉̎̉̎͠͝K̶̢̩͓̱̣̞͕̖̼̪͆̅͘E̷͕͋͝Š̶̱̖̠͆͂̇̉́̅̽͋ ̷̛̲̦̤̼̦̙͖͑̽̎̿̍͒̉̂́̊͝͝Y̴̬͍̜̱͈͕͍̼͕̰̭͉̰͋̍Ȯ̵̡̰͉̗̤̹͓͖̖͔͖͐͒̒U̶̝͖̘̯͆̑̾̈̽̈́̇̎͂̂͋̕͝͠͝ ̷̧̡̗͚͖̜̠͉̺̮̱̺͈̮̬͗̈́̆̿̈̽͋̓̒̂̃̚͘B̵̢̨̨͇̠͓̝̗̃͋̉͋̇́̎̚̕̚͠A̸̧̜̬̳̘͚͐̊̿̃̀̑̌̃C̶̛̼̗̖̘̭̙͍̘͈͛̒́̀̕̕̚͝K̸̗̦̟͊ ̸̻̮̓̄̎́̀͗̓͑͛͂̿͝ͅT̷̛̜͓̥͓͍͑̾͋̓Ȏ̵̧̧̧̟̤͓͓̜̣̮̦͉̗̰̑͆̈́̅̉̌̈́̅̕͜͝ ̴͔͘T̷̨͍̤̣̝͚͔͕̦̍͜ͅͅH̶̡̼̖̭͍̖̯̦̮̅̀́́̓͗̉̓́̎͌̌̕E̴͉͓͈̟͍̞̝̬̩͆͛̈́̍̐̾̚ͅ ̴̛̰̱̜̰̮̘̮͖͕̣̤͕̳̆̂̋̈̑͊̉̑̓͌͛̕͝ͅͅW̷̡̩̲͉̠̙͈̲̯͓̹̻͓̌̉͘̕̕ͅE̶͚̐Ę̵̨̗͓̼̘̹̭́͛̿̑̾̋̓̏̓̓̕̕͘͜ͅḐ̴̨͖̺̥̹̠̞͖̒̐͗̔̇́̍̓́̇̈́́͝S̶̲͉͛̏̈̂͗̍̚ ̵̝̲̣̏̐̈́

…so yeah everyone knows i’m gay ig 🤷🏻 no point hiding it :)

[multiplemeese]

watched my coworker type in a password today. he capitalized the first letter by selecting and then immediately unselecting caps lock…dawg where am i 😭

[multiplemeese]

i pushed my cat off of my bed today. he told me, “antagonism without reason belies a soul without direction. expressed sadism cloaks self-inflicted masochism, and when bitterness and cruelty mould their mocking mirror, man’s shattered and weeping visage is all that remains.” …or some shit, idk how to speak cat lol. also he’s not actually my cat. also i’m not sure anything i just typed makes actual sense.