मुंबई

official blog of mumbai (really not really)

[totally-india]

I don't think people outside India realize just how fucking convenient India is

[totally-india]

Well, the cities at least

[totally-india]

I ordered some meat to cook in the evening and I got it in 4 mins. I paid zero for delivery and checked the prices today in-store and it's the same price

I also ordered 100g of cherries cus I like snacking on cherries and other berries because I am not secretly a deer in disguise and I'm going to get it in 30 ish mins from like 8 kms away and delivery is frree

[totally-india]

The meat is from an actual butcher's btw. Not pré packed cus I don't eat frozen meat

[totally-india]

Someone said Mumbai is a great city. Now, I'm an open minded person, but that seems wrong (≖_≖ )

[totally-india]

Mumblr must be asleep

[mumbai-official]

woke up to throw hands

[totally-india]

WE ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE ATLANTIS AS OUR NEW SISTER COUNTRY. OUR TWO COUNTRIES WILL UNITE ONCE AGAIN

[india-official]

Nope! :D

[totally-india]

India-official doesn't want a sister country! D:

[india-official]

Unfortunately Atlantis is still sunken :(

[totally-india]

And we can sink too!

Let me present you,

THE SINKING STONE!!

We'll just tie it to Mumbai and let the country sink

[india-official]

I don't like that idea and I don't think @mumbai-official would either lol. However I am open to having Atlantis as a sibling

[mumbai-official]

why do you want to sink us I like being not underwater for the most part of the year

[india-official]

Best State Poll

Since there are enough state blogs, I have decided on a fun little game lol. The winner will get 10 crores funding for their state :)

[india-official]

#20: @mumbai-official vs @maharashtra-official

Round XX

Mumbai

Maharashtra

Voting ended onOct 4, 2024

[mumbai-official]

Y'all

[mumbai-official]

@amul-unofficial how'd you get to tallahassee

[india-official]

Best State Poll

Since there are enough state blogs, I have decided on a fun little game lol. The winner will get 10 crores funding for their state :)

[india-official]

#18: @mumbai-official vs @official-thane

Round XVIII

Mumbai

Thane

Voting ended onSep 20, 2024

[official-thane]

Greetings my dear lovers of Thane. Today I must ask a very important question. It shall decide our collective fate and mark the the beginning of a new chapter in Thane's history:

Do we invade Mumbai

Yes (the politically correct answer)

No (we should attack in secret)

Voting ended onSep 6, 2024

[shinchansbitch-deactivated20250]

Why would u thane-

Are u trying to hav like an enemies to lovers with @mumbai-official

[mumbai-official]

THAT'S MY SISTER BRO

[official-thane]

EVERYONE STOP INSULTING ME. I AM A BEGINNER, AN AMATEUR. IS THIS HOW YOU TREAT NEWCOMERS

@bilkul-lazeez-hu @shinchansbitch @tum-naam-sochlo-merese-ni-hora

[shinchansbitch-deactivated20250]

In this household we show no mercy 🗡️

[official-thane]

Not even for your fav city 🥺

[shinchansbitch-deactivated20250]

Ummm i ...might reconsider since u are my neighbour 👹

[official-thane]

You had better not be from Mumbai. All of Mumbai is my enemy /nsrs

[shinchansbitch-deactivated20250]

But u live in Mumbai??????????

[official-thane]

I don't???? Bitch it says official-THANE.

[shinchansbitch-deactivated20250]

I thought Thane was in Mumbai GOOD FUCKING BYE-

[official-thane]

😭😭😭

This is why they are my enemy. Everyone keeps confusing the two of us >:(

[shinchansbitch-deactivated20250]

Lmao I'm sorry I'm someone who thought Paris was in America and my clownery has exceeded unimaginable levels so yeah...

@mumbai-official is this rivalry one sided or u are aware babe

[mumbai-official]

it's like when your younger sibling just hates your guts for some reason🤷

[official-thane]

Your sister is here :D @mumbai-official

[mumbai-official]

omg hi

[greektragedybitch]

you're right not all men kanha would never

[eenameenadeekaa]

FACTS🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[shoyowo]

Hey remember when US and Russia was all like “We’re the best!!! We’ve won the space race!!!!” But India sent a kick-ass space probe to Mars and the whole mission was fuel efficient, costed less and a roaring success in the first try and then they were like “…..wait no that can’t be true” and still have the audacity to call us “underdeveloped” or only view us as a ‘third world country’? :)

For anyone who needs more info, the probe was called Mangalyaan (which literally means space probe vehicle) or Mars Orbiter Mission (MOM) and you can also get more information here and here

[shoyowo]

Remember when NYT mocked India for this very thing and an TOI (a major indian newspaper) responded with this? :)

They were being racist asf and we were till respectful literally fuck you if you think ‘third world counties’ can’t be better than you

[shoyowo]

white people can and should reblog this

[seriesofnonsequiturs]

and shout out to the women engineers integral to the launch

“Indian staff from the Indian Space Research Organisation celebrate after the Mars Orbiter Spacecraft entered Mars’s orbit.

On November 5, 2013, a rocket launched toward Mars. It was India’s first interplanetary mission, Mangalyaan, and a terrific gamble. Only 40 percent of missions sent to Mars by major space organizations—NASA, Russia’s, Japan’s, or China’s—had ever been a success. No space organization had succeeded on its first attempt. What’s more, India’s space organization, ISRO, had very little funding: while NASA’s Mars probe, Maven, cost $651 million, the budget for this mission was $74 million. 

This was not the only success of the mission. An image of the scientists celebrating in the mission control room went viral. Girls in India and beyond gained new heroes: the kind that wear sarees and tie flowers in their hair, and send rockets into space.”

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[headspace-hotel]

The photo of the women looks like a baroque painting

[actually-ao3]

@india-official @totally-india CAN I GET AN OH FUCKIN’ YEAH?? :DD

[india-official]

@isro-official YOU’RE DA BEST HOMIE :D

[annebronte-deactivated20210628]

what is uquiz if not some kid coming up to you in the playground saying "choose a color :p"

[thetragicallynerdy]

[ID: a picture of an cootie catcher, an origami fortune telling game, open to show the number choices on the inside. Visible on the outside are the colours yellow and green as choices. End ID.]

[frankensteintrans]

I'm sorry what the fuck did you just call it

[significantfoliage]

We got another one folks, reblog with where you grew up and what you call this thing

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

Fortune teller

[hadal-blacksite-system-deactiva]

fortune teller mostly but i've heard both

[redmegarex]

fuckass shape with numbers

[loulooser]

Chatterbox

[marylily-my-beloved]

fortune teller? and also the square thingy

[permetutotheworld]

chatterbox

or the square fuck

[mae-occasionally-reads]

chatterbox

[isro-official]

chit chop

[amul-unofficial]

Chip chop

[india-official]

Lol we called it Inky Pinky Ponky

[totally-china]

東南西北, it means paper fortune teller

[definitely-canada]

I’m pretty sure people called it fortune teller?

I don’t really know what I call if if that makes sense??? Like its just The Thing

[the-red-planet-mars-deactivated]

@india-official daddy had a donkeeeyyy- donkey died- daddy cried- inky pinky ponkyyyyy

ahem-

anyways we called it a chatterbox

also did these kids grow up to be vietnamese nail techs?

[india-official]

That was the rhyme, yes 💀

[ephemeralunicornsstuff]

@india-official I thought this was "tippi tippi tip top, which colour do you want?"

[india-official]

Haha we called it Inky pinky ponky in Maharashtra

[amul-unofficial]

Is it different for different parts of Maharashtra

Cause we call them chip chop

Right @mumbai-official ?

[mumbai-official]

Yep, that's a chip chop and everyone else is wrong

[india-official]

Best State Poll

Since there are enough state blogs, I have decided on a fun little game lol. The winner will get 10 crores funding for their state :)

[india-official]

#12: @axom-miss vs @mumbai-official

Round XII

Assam

Mumbai

Voting ended onAug 6, 2024

[mumbai-official]

🥰🥰

[mumbai-official]

it's too fucking hot i im gonna explode the sun

[mumbai-official]

we won WE WON🫡🫡

@india-official how do you feel

[india-official]

Best State Poll

Since there are enough state blogs, I have decided on a fun little game lol. The winner will get 10 crores funding for their state :)

[india-official]

#6: @mumbai-official vs @kolkatabbg

Round VI

Mumbai

Kolkata

Voting ended onJun 24, 2024

[mumbai-official]

why you should vote for mumbai:

[axom-miss]

Hey, how are you?

@tamilnadu-official

HIII

I'm fine I guess? But the damn heat T-T

Wbu??

[tamilnadu-official]

good, yeah, did you hear Amma @india-official is playing favorites?

[axom-miss]

Wait wdym 😭😭 @india-official ??

[india-official]

LIES

[axom-miss]

🤨🤨Mother?

[india-official]

No I'm not 😭

[axom-miss]

🤨Okay, I believe you.

[tamilnadu-official]

Apparently she loves @mumbai-official more than the rest of us @west-bengal-official tell no?

[mumbai-official]

look, i don't like bragging but I *am* pretty cool, you gotta admit it

[axom-miss]

Okay, desi New York.

[mumbai-official]

Please, I was here first, new york's the gora Mumbai