The (not) real China

For legal reasons I'm not actually china || She/They

[totally-china]

Hello, I am China. I've made this blog to procrastinate for fun. I am of course, not from china as tumblr is blocked there but i am of Chinese origins.

My mother tongue is mandarin and english is my fourth language so please try to be patient when talking with me.

My pronouns are mainly she/they and a few neopronouns. I’m on the aroace spectrum (don’t ask me what, I’m confused too). I'm 18 but no nsfw, most country verse blogs are minors.

I promise I'm friendly, so feel free to send asks :)

That's all, enjoy my blog!

Other gimmick blogs I run: @how-many-crab @totally-malaysia

My side blogs: @totally-china-squaredd @totally-china-3 @totally-china-4 @totally-china-5

[tangobunny]

A good tip to remember!

[onomatopussy]

I had no idea. Hm…

[saintjosie]

yay!

[official-boob-posts]

im a day late but oh well

[view-from-up-here]

[minghowcute]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

[non-tyrannical-usa]

it’ s my birbday :3 !!!

[everythingfox]

He had 1 job

[fishy--friend]

wait why does this lowkey sound like my voice

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[catchymemes]

Claimed

[pukicho]

We are a very very dumb, stupid people

[himynameisemail]

[curiousgemstone-deactivated2016]

[ukulelewrap]

THIS ALSO GOES FOR WRITING

[lovelyunknown]

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG! EVEN IF YOU DON’T ADD TAGS.

[icarianlibrary]

I LOVE PEOPLE WHO REBLOG MY ART, I GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE FOR YOU

[the-haiku-bot]

I LOVE PEOPLE WHO

REBLOG MY ART, I GET DOWN

ON ONE KNEE FOR YOU

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[catchymemes]

[i-am-a-fish]

the average tumblr user will see this post. they will feel compelled to open up the comments. when they do this they'll see that nearly every comment written is identical.

they all say "Man, I sure do love the hivemind".

with that exact same punctuation and capitalization.

upon scrolling further they might find comments that do not say this.

they will be compelled to reply to that comment with the word "Anomaly". and nothing more.

[only-cat-memes]

[pukicho]

We are a very very dumb, stupid people

[pukicho]

Everyone deserves a little outlet today, grab a yummy snack, skirt a responsibility, play a cozy game - but no one is allowed to punish themselves on behalf of other’s ignorance. No one is allowed to keel over. Be a thorn in their side every day, and most importantly, be your own advocator. We live in spite of these people.

[i-am-a-fish]

[only-cat-memes]

[buried-in-stardust]

A drawing in chalk

[pukicho]

Wait a minute I could've sworn your bio used to say 26

Damn, I wonder what coulda happened

[pukicho]

Feels like an unnecessary escalation

[totally-china]

Some kid is being hit by her parents rn, she’s screaming really loudly :/