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|| She/they || Hi I'm the Indian state of Assam! My prev name (Pragjyotishpur) used to be more badass but anyways-

[axom-miss]

For legal reasons this is just an RP blog.

[h0bg0blin-meat]

May Cockroach Janta Party take over India ASAP 🙌

[ancient-india-official]

Who the fuck gave you the permission to take away the rights of my trans children?

Trans men are men

Trans women are women

Non-binary, genderfluid, and agender people exist.

They have always existed on my land. And no fuckass bill is going to change that.

[everythingstarstuff]

[lost-carcosa]

Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.

And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:

[ladychurch-deactivated20200811]

Darn shame if this circulated…

[deedesria543]

So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?

T R I P L E K I L L

[quasi-normalcy]

DEFINITELY don’t Lt. John Pike by the nickname “Sargeant Pepper”; I know he HATES that.

[viscerawizard]

Well, well, well. You know what you have to do, right? @agentldiddy

[agentleem]

Oh shit, I dropped my x-mutuals on this post about Sergeant Pepper. Oops :)

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @pageofrage612 @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @theflowerchild1 @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @ashen-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @earthquakening @durgalmaple @bobbyzombiegg @demigirlboss2girlrotboogaloo @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @username-not-registered @redpandalily @cow-stealin-gal @kaithe-enby404 @combustion-witch @felixisfruity @funny-short-man @welcome-to-the-fairground

[insertblogaesthetichere]

Wouldn’t it be a shame if… my finger slipped on the reblog button

[hecateisalesbian]

damn better not….tag some famous people

@felixcloud6288 @teaboot

[a-royal-sage]

Sure would be a shame for…Sergeant pepper to get a lot of coverage

@amongussexgif (/nf)

[oldsgie-deactivated20260302]

oh noooooo… how could this have happened…

[aroace-ominous-threats]

Oopsie

[fuck-you-ominous-threats]

Oh no my finger hit reblog what a shame however will we deal with this

[this-threat-is-ominous]

I didn’t mean to reblog this /sarcasm

Also @list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats threatsverse assemble

[list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats]

@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats @the-list-of-real-ominous-threats @the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats @fuck-you-ominous-threats @love-you-ominous-threats @another-list-of-ominous-threats @backup-ominous-threats @priest-of-ominous-threats @theoriginallistofominousthreats @twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats @very-not-ominous-threats @aroace-ominous-threats @atheist-of-ominous-threats @puddles-of-ominous-threats @justsomeominousthreats @nominous-threats @this-threat-is-ominous @notomimousthreats @a-weal-wist-of-ominous-thweats @the-scp-list-of-ominous-threats @completely-unreadable-threats @the-worst-list-of-threats @the-porn-ominous-threat @not-sure-if-im-an-ominous-threat @taerht-suonimo @clickbaitominousthreats @ominous-signs @the-last-ominous-threat

refer to threatsverse discord #polls to be removed from this list

[justsomeominousthreats]

boooooooooooo we hate bad politieserie

[the-dunkin-of-dunkins]

Damn. My finger slipped. It would be ashamed if some of my fellow places/websites/whatever else had a taste for anarchy

[offcial-hoyoverse]

Oopsies my finger slipped it would be really bad if my friends had seen this shit. @atlasprefects

@firefox-official @firehouse-subs-fr @void-blank-space @fr-winn-dixie @kateloves-stuff

@bingle-official @buildabearfr @big-mayo-official

[roughdraftchild-deactivated2024]

shit, my finger slipped!

Well, it would be a shame for my beloved friends to come see this….

@yes-im-youtube-kids @thesilliestbeanburger @colesstar @chaosfantasmic @ghostly-one

and some famous ppl to!

@the-real-google @microsoft @microsoftedge-official

[thesilliestbeanburger]

Would be just awful if my friends @lunararoace and @inoregano saw this.

Goodness me, imagine if @duothelingo or @amtrak_official @firefox_official were to see this!

[lunararoace]

oh, who would ever consider tagging @whalesharkcat @wghat-gayming @erinsintra @empress-of-dark2005 @transasfuck30 @traaansfem @uwathebestgirl @our-aroace-experience @onemanburritoapocalypse @aroacearchangel @afemwolfboy @astrothenonbinary @azulcrescent @skye-does-stuff @solararoace @shawsong @gottalottarocks @girltwinkskye @hornetposting @hatesuneenjoyer @lillucyondabeat @celesse @carawith17as @colth0und @clarablightt @cqrlo @bootleg-nessie @nyala82nya-girl or even reblogging?

[grayvere]

@bingle-official @microsoft @google-news-official @googleplayofficialtotally @totally-femboi-yahoo @totally-italy oh no… I accidentally tagged all the blogs who seem familiar that I can remember.

[totally-italy]

@non-tyrannical-usa, I think your list might be required once again!

[non-tyrannical-usa]

screaming my lungs out (list abuse)

@official-the-united-states @official-denmark @denmark-forreal @denmark-official @denmarklandia-official

@actually-danish-denmark @official-hongkong @official-ireland @definitelytherepublicofireland @actually-literally-ireland

@officialtheunitedkingdom @forever-scotland @totally-france @france-unofficial @russia-totallyofficial

@germany-official @totally-germany @genuinely-germany @definitely-britain @definitely-canada

@official-new-zealand @nihonkokuu @india-official @yugoslavia-official @wales-official

@the-offical-roman-empire @the-official-italy @guatemala-official @the-principality-of-sealand

@medici-official @definitely-brasil @holy-roman-empire-revived @spain-unofficial @very-real-australia

@antiquitian-empire @literally-luxembourg @100-percent-real-official-malta @aerican-empire-real-nation

@totally-japan @therealrepublicofkorea @pakistan-official @i-am-poland @kingdom-of-asgardia-real

@very-much-mexico @republic-of-molossia @the-kingdom-of-norway @sweden-official

@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan

@state-of-0hio-official @cape-breton-island-itself @state-of-florida-official @state-of-connecticut-official @the-us-navy-offical

@the-us-navy @the-real-illinois @the-state-of-georgia-official

@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @royal-canadian-air-force @the-only-ontario

@actually-alberta @newjersey-official @new-york-for-real @definitely-indiana @the-province-of-nova-scotia-real

@femboy-state-of-florida-official @the-republic-of-texas @new-hampshire-real @the-official-state-of-utah @unofficial-illinois

@newhampshireofficial @saskatchewan-real @quebec-official @texas-real @rhode-island-real

@we-are-not-the-feds @totally-texas @telangana-official @sovereign-state-of-alaska @tamil-nadu-official

@west-bengal-official @this-is-goa @totally-oregon @buffalony-official @maharashtra-official

@kolkatabbg @punjab-official @gujarat-official @axom-miss @karnatakaofficial

@tamilnadu-official @bihar-official @mumbai-official @communist-usa-real @officially-gay-va

@definitely-north-america @antarcitica-official @official-the-pacific-ocean @the-real-atlantic-ocean

@bangladesh-official @hyderabad-unofficial @delhi-the-capital @thestateoflouisiana

[axom-miss]

What's the Assamese mother-daughter paradox?

It's that both of them call each other "Maa"

Sometimes they take it up a notch and throw in the grandma too, and now we got three of them calling each other "Maa"

[h0bg0blin-meat]

You dont get it Zubeen Garg was so punk rock and anarchist actually.

My fav memory of him is him tearing his loghun (Brahmin sacred thread) and saying "mur kunu jaati nai, mur kunu dhormo nai" ("I have no caste, I have no religion") and this enraged a fuckton of Brahmins in Assam actually (gnarly 💅).

He was also such a humanitarian and donated so much money to the marginalized and oppressed groups that despite his nationwide fame his household remained middle class. (Sadly his managers usurped crores of his money too but he was too naive to even realize that, cuz he didn't care one bit about his income).

Yea he was sometimes mean to people and reckless but omygod was he such a drunken anarchist punk man I miss him so much 😔.

I don't even have to say anything about his music. Only the Assamese people and some non-Assamese/northeastern people can truly feel what his music carried.

Rest in peace, Zubeen da.

[submoronic-particle]

I think what tears me up is that this nationwide popular singer, his money was "allegedly" usurped by his managers so much that one time he wanted to buy a DINING TABLE that he liked, but accounts showed that he "didn't have enough funds" for it. A DINING TABLE, mind you.

Also he wanted to buy a flat that he liked. It was around 3 crores I think. For such a popular singer, 3 crores is nothing. But he "couldn't afford" that either.

Meanwhile his manager, who NOBODY knew btw until after his death, bought a million dollar hotel???? Where was he getting the money from? Because I sure as fuck know he wasn't getting paid by Zubeen if the singer HIMSELF was unable to afford a fucking dining table. So where did he get allat money?

And then whatever money Zubeen could have, was 99% donated to charity, or he would himself set up some institutions to teach or cure children, yk the usual humanitarian stuff.

[wolfythewitch]

Just saw a man ride past in a bicycle with another man sitting on his lap like in a bridal carry

[wolfythewitch]

This is my best recreation of it

[axom-miss]

Average day in my state (and its movie industry in the 2000s)

Straight or not this is how the small townies and countryside duos ride bicycles here.

[enki2]

[shiftycryptid]

[imamagicmuffin]

[mouth-less]

[hemogoblin-art]

Hihi I made my statehuman persona! My precious lil ASSAM

[totally-india]

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A GENDER

[ancient-india-official]

Bollocks

Cuz I would

[axom-miss]

Same

[axom-miss]

Axomia folks reblog this.

I'm tryna count how many of us are on this hellsite.

[i-dont-know-dont-ask-me]

HEREEEE

[axom-miss]

Omg hiii

[manipur-official]

there’s an ai generated video of trump saying he’s gonna visit northeast india circling around.. thank god it’s ai generated I do not want him here 🙏

[bacony-cakes]

can he at least go there and get eaten by tigers

[manipur-official]

@axom-miss I believe you have tiger reserves? would be a shame if the tigers missed out on getting a stupid white man- I MEAN meat for lunch, as a treat yk :)

[axom-miss]

Oh yeah we have them lying around on people's couches and verandas so you know

Not that hard to find a lil Trump chomper

[randomx123]

@girlbossguwahati had a tiger caught roaming on the streets, just a couple years back...

[axom-miss]

Yep they're definitely the most popular among tiger sightings in the weirdest places

[manipur-official]

there’s an ai generated video of trump saying he’s gonna visit northeast india circling around.. thank god it’s ai generated I do not want him here 🙏

[bacony-cakes]

can he at least go there and get eaten by tigers

[manipur-official]

@axom-miss I believe you have tiger reserves? would be a shame if the tigers missed out on getting a stupid white man- I MEAN meat for lunch, as a treat yk :)

[axom-miss]

Oh yeah we have them lying around on people's couches and verandas so you know

Not that hard to find a lil Trump chomper

[manipur-official]

there’s an ai generated video of trump saying he’s gonna visit northeast india circling around.. thank god it’s ai generated I do not want him here 🙏

[h0bg0blin-meat]

I want yall to spread the word pls ion want Guwahati to be a hellish firepit with flaming 50°-60°C weather

But most importantly millennia-old trees getting chopped off in the disguise for "infrastructural development"

[mousegirlheart]

hey Americans?

what the fuck is this? this isn't real right. it's made up for tv like those metal lockers

[the-real-apple-mail]

What… what the hell do you guys sit on

[totally-india]

Proper benches? Idk

[the-real-apple-mail]

What do the people in the very middle do if they have to pee does everyone just have to stand up

[totally-india]

Pretty much. It's just 2 or 3 people per bench tho so it's not that disruptive

Or sometimes it's squad pee when the whole bench needs to go

[bingle-official]

Wtf we just have like you know normal seats and tables? Not benches, not prison like in America, tf is this shit lmao

[axom-miss]

We also got one of those American ones too. Atleast my school did. We got all the stuff. Really depends on the school tbh

[axom-miss]

Assamese people are living in the middle ages

No really

It's year 1430 according to the Assamese calendar