Scruffy Lookin' Nerfherder

[chrisdaps]

[hp-headcanon]

902. After hearing about the Marauders Map, Albus Severus, James Sirius, Teddy, and Lily Luna create a new map, in memory of the original Marauders.

[mumblebrows]

I’m really hoping they don’t actually have the magical fortitude and knowledge to create a real one so it’s literally just a hand drawn map of Hogwarts on a piece of parchment. 

[ryanottley]

Cover for issue 133 by me and colorist Dave McCaig. Comes out in November, and it’ll be a pretty great 12 issue arc you won’t want to miss since it is the END OF ALL THINGS. Yep, we are putting an end to the series, Robert talks about it all much more eloquently here> http://www.skybound.com/robert-kirkman-on-the-end-of-invincible/

[mumblebrows]

I’m going to miss this book but I am glad it’s getting a proper ending. 

[yoursummerdreamz]

[mizantropkiz]

still the best joker ever 

[mumblebrows]

Caesar Romero’s mustache disagrees with your comment...

[kumagawa]

lMAO

[towritecomicsonherarms]

This isn’t real.It’s satire. It’s from some comedy website.

Sauce

I mean look at the rest of it

“ Though when pressed about the past two comments and his spokesperson’s corrections on NPR this morning, Will Smith added, “Dude threw a dead pig on our read through table. Dude was in character at 6am during breakfast, pissing in my oatmeal and shit. I can’t be more clear. I hate Jared Leto and his 30 Seconds To Mars Bullshit. I hate him and I wish he could just act and be normal and shut up. I don’t think the dude has a “normal” though and we should all stop giving him attention. No matter what my PR guy says this is how I really feel.” When asked to clarify, Mr. DuChaunt just shrugged stood mouth ajar and just went “Ahhhhh…” for 25 mins straight. Suicide Squad is in theaters Friday and will make many moneys. “

Is any of this Leto stuff even real?

[mumblebrows]

^At this point, does it matter? It’s coming out in a few days, either it’ll be a smash hit or bomb and it’s not going to be the Joker/Jared Leto that sways it one way or the other. 

[kat-from-minasmorgul]

[stability]

[metiredlr]

Favorite character: *appears* Me: 

[mumblebrows]

I worked in New York for 3 & 1/2 years and never once did this happen. WHY???

[wolfytrait]

50 Harry Potter Themed Asks

1. Hogwarts House?

2: Patronus?

3: Butterbeer, fire whisky, or pumpkin juice

4: Diagon Alley or Hogsmeade?

5: Favorite shop?

6: Your quidditch team?

7: Top five ships?

8: Otp?

9: Notp?

10: Hogwarts, Beauxbatons, or Durmstrang?

11: Your wand?

12: Owl, cat, or toad?

13: Character you most identify with?

14: Character you hate for no good reason?

15: Character you would bring back to life?

16: Character you just want to be happy?

17: What does amortentia smell like to you?

18: Favorite Hogwarts class?

19: Least favorite Hogwarts class?

20: Favorite professor?

21: Centaurs, mermaids, or ghosts?

22: Chocolate frogs or Bertie Bott’s?

23: Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes?

25: The Leaky Cauldron or The Three Broomsticks?

26: Lowkey ships?

27: Favorite Marauder?

28: The Knight Bus or broomstick travel?

29: Unicorns or Thestrals

30: Your go to spell?

31: Quidditch position or spectator?

32: Favorite friendship?

33: Animagus?

34: Wizarding World job?

35: Your broomstick type?

36: Dream Yule Ball date?

37: Gobstones or Wizard Chess?

38: Crookshanks or Pigwidgeon?

39: Potions expert or charms expert?

40: Favorite common room?

41: The Quibbler or The Daily Prophet?

42: Favorite of the Golden Trio?

43: Fantastic Beasts or The Cursed Child?

44: Invisibility cloak, elder wand, or resurrection stone?

45: Favorite minor character?

46: Harris or Gambon?

47: Would you apparate?

48: Favorite book?

49: Favorite movie?

50: Who would your BFF be?

[actuallykeiren-deactivated20230]

SEND ME THESE

[anthonybrxdgerton]

PLEASE DO IT,

[the--lazy--witch]

Please, at least 1 person,

[averyterrible]

Suicide Squad has been grossly mishandled from a marketing standpoint. Point 1) no new song from Will Smith to promote the film

[thehappysorceress]

I thought the very same thing!

[gaycomicreviews]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[quotemadness]

This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness.

Dalai Lama (via quotemadness)

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wonder how many of the arrests on Scooby Doo actually resulted in a conviction.

[mumblebrows]

This might be my favorite headline ever. 

Source: http://www.avclub.com/article/taylor-swifts-video-director-defends-her-comparing-239760

[skankplisskenmoved]

I NEVER KNEW THE REASON THE NEPHEWS WERE LEFT WITH SCROOGE WAS BECAUSE DONALD HAD TO LITERALLY GO OFF WITH THE NAVY LIKE

I THOUGHT THE SAILOR GET UP WAS FOR SHOW IT DIDN’T OCCUR TO ME THAT DONALD WAS WITH THE US ARMED FORCES 

[nebulouslyra]

#thank you donald for keeping our country safe

[n1ghtm4r3-p01s0n]

He also fought in the war, hence is short temper. No joke, Disney confirmed this in a fucking comic of Donald sleep walking then being woke up by firecrackers which he believes is mines in a mine field. No joke.

[haveyoubeentobahia]

The US government promoted donald duck to the rank of sergeant and gave him an honorable discharge from the military in 1984 in honor of his (animated propaganda) participation in WWII

[1-800-fuckyou]

my history of animation professor told us that he had to fill out special forms to look at and recieve donald duck’s us military history, at which point he mentioned how he had to take a step back from his life and question all of his choices

[heiru]

The fuck.