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rose / 34 / trans lesbian / she/her

[gaywebcorenostalgia]

2000

[janedemonium]

Have Statler & Waldorf ever explored each other’s bodies?

Yes they are lovers

Yes it was a one time thing

No they are lovers (asexual/muppet reasons)

No they are best friends

No they are family

Yes (they fuck for the bit)

Remaining time: 13 hours 42 minutes

[hotvampireadjacent]

[brytning]

When I need to remind myself to put something on the grocery list and I don't have my phone on me, I use the Scrabble tile magnets on the fridge. But sometimes I don't have enough of the right letters and have to get creative.

[brytning]

The list is getting longer and we are running out of letters.

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[joshpeck]

just truly bonkers how much i love lying down……….like being horizontal? unparalleled

[comixextra]

[calronhunt]

numbers if they had youtube drama

[calronhunt]

[merysujka]

how it feels to liveblog a walk or an errand

[janedemonium]

Have Statler & Waldorf ever explored each other’s bodies?

Yes they are lovers

Yes it was a one time thing

No they are lovers (asexual/muppet reasons)

No they are best friends

No they are family

Yes (they fuck for the bit)

Remaining time: 13 hours 42 minutes

[bromothymolblue]

[zooophagous]

I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.

[upward-bound]

nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb

[zooophagous]

The ancient shepherds I'm referencing also ate lamb lol

[kosmogrl]

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[sacred-portal]

[flipchild]

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

[flipchild]

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

[flipchild]

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

[lesbx]

This is the first and only time this note preview feature has landed. the faint whisper of mike lurking in the shadows

[lesbx]

I like how this post is still going around long after it’s outlived this entire website feature