I want to write so bad. I open word document. word document unleashes a psychic attack and I forget how the english language works
noise dept.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
The Stonewall Inn
sheepfilms
todays bird
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Keni

shark vs the universe
Cosmic Funnies

if i look back, i am lost
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
RMH
Mike Driver

bliss lane

Game Changer & Make Some Noise
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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@grahatitties
I want to write so bad. I open word document. word document unleashes a psychic attack and I forget how the english language works
no small part of the issue with the way people use twink is that it's becoming so dissociated from its origin that a lot of people, especially non-queer people, don't even realize it's explicitly a queer thing
me: *posting* "shlonking on girl penis with the ladies"
evil advisor: "and what of the men my lady? they may feel you aren't posting about them enough"
me: "trivial, they are beneath me and not worthy of my posting, let them grumble"
evil advisor: *secretly preparing the callout post to stir discontent amongst the masses* "very well my lady"
I was being cancelled because apparently it was classist to put feathers on dinosaurs.
Both dream me and irl me were very confused.
it might have been a dream, but feathered dinosaurs being linked to an ideology isn't that uncommon. Them being viewed as "leftist", "woke" or "gay" has occured several times.
I collect these examples.
reblog if you like dinosaurs, are gay, or just really like feathers
hey trans people
yknow when you’re trans and you are just having a trans time and transitioning all over the place ok the cis people have stopped reading at this point. at 9:45 change into your insect costumes
I'll always talk up internet radio stations because I don't think the average person is aware that they're free, can run in your browser (or in any program that can connect to them), work on your phone, run better than a youtube tab, and give you a much better selection of music than you could get from a general algorithmic playlist
(also lots of them have live shows which you can tune into for free)
"oughh I follow this blog for weeb stuff not internet radio promo" here. gensokyo radio.
oh and also I have to plug yggdrasil. it's cute.
the funniest part about this post doing the rounds forever is that I listed two examples of weeb stations out of an attempt not to alienate people unfamiliar with the concept of internet radio, but then it left the target audience, meaning it actually alienates a solid 75% of the of the people seeing the post
yknow, i used to be vers. a vers bottom, even. sure, i'd flip fuck every once in a while *crowd raucously cheers and claps* -- thank you, yeah, thanks -- but the catcher's mitt was my home turf, know what i mean ? that's where the magic happened. but nowadays -- now that, yknow, nobody wants to work anymore -- i happen to be a vers top. that's how the cookie crumbles, folks. i tried to take it slow, changed my grindr profile to Vers, but yknow what happens when you tell people, when you put it out there to, yknow, these puppygirls and catboys and all them, that you're versatile, you say you swing both ways, and all they hear is Top. they say there's a top shortage, right ? *crowd boos and sneers* that's right. so i don't even bother anymore. what they don't tell you, alright -- what they don't teach you these days is that it takes some real vulnerability to be the top. yeah, that's right. when you're a bottom, you think, yknow, this is as vulnerable as it gets, right? to have someone inside of me ? *crowd erupts with laughter* but through that same mechanism, the bottom experiences desire internally, that's the secret. and for the top, it's external-- the top has to extend desire, has to make desire known -- to reach out there, hands exposed to the void between hearts, and say: i want you *crowd gasps, shuffles nervously in their seats* and that's it, folks. that's all she wrote. tops- topping, from that precipice, is the endless enumeration of ways to want. and that's why nobody wants to do it anymore.
ok, unfollowing now. was a big fan of his automail arm, didn't know he committed alchemy's greatest taboo
we have entered
momo monday
whered my puppy go
smoked it. next wuestion
the hot new trend is "guard posting"
ahaha yea woo :D
AUGH FUCK OH GOD
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