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Punctuation Matters by The Visual Communication Guy
This Guy Is A Modern Plato http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/
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Thank you!
theadamsfour sailorlovin mackenzies-mommy I would so so appreciate it if you messaged me any advice or thoughts or ANYTHING. Did your spouse join before or after you had a child/children? Is there anything you wish you knew about ahead of time?
My humour is… delicate.
Any Navy spouses out there with babies?
My hubby is most likely joining and I’m looking to talk to someone in the throes of it who isn’t a recruiter!
Reblogging because no one responded. -_-
This made my day !
Any Navy spouses out there with babies?
My hubby is most likely joining and I'm looking to talk to someone in the throes of it who isn't a recruiter!
So take a deep breath. You don’t need to have everything figured out yet.
I don’t think you know what this post means to me right now.
This makes me so happy.. There’s hope.😭😭
Here’s the original article for anyone who wants to read more (and see numbers 7 and 10).
planetjosh673
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anyone know how to increase your breast milk supply?
unfortunately, i’m only producing like an ounce with both of my breast combined so i’m forced to supplement. i would love to kind of ease Carter off of off formula and give him more breast milk but i have nothing left to give my baby boy.
any advice?
How often are you pumping? Does he nurse from the boob or from a bottle? Do you get a noticeable milk let down?
I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.
I love that it takes the time to specify that his attack of choice was a flying kick
The hero the world needs
I remember this. But I feel we’re missing some key points. When it happened, he was out jogging with his puppy:
He heard screams and sprinted towards them. He jumped a fence, saw a man pinning a woman down and immediately fly-kicked him in the face, knocking him out. He then gave the woman his jacket because her dress was ripped and got her a taxi home. She only managed to get in contact with him and tell the papers cause she later found his driver’s license in the pocket of the jacket.
“If I see a person in danger then I will intervene. I would not want to ignore it and then read the next day that a woman had been raped or murdered.”
And his message to the attacker:
“He is a coward and a man with no morals. I won’t forget his face.”
BF question:
My left boob hurts in a certain spot. So far, it hurt last night while nursing my 2 yr old and this afternoon while pumping. But not while nursing my 6 month old. It kind of burned and had a sharp pain. But the flow has been fine. I pumped 5 1/2 oz from that boob in one sitting. What is the cause?!
7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:
That nudity is inherently sexual
That people should be judged for their personal decisions
That yelling solves problems
That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
That age correlates to importance
That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
That the default for someone is straight and cisgender
reblog everyday for good measure.
That last one is SO hard for people to get the eff through their minds.
Did I mention Ted started potty training a week before his 2nd birthday and has had immense success?
Run from him:
•if he disrespects his mom •if he disrespects blue collar workers •if he doesn’t tip or leaves loose pennies •if he is mean to animals •if he doesn’t touch you in public •if he won’t tell his friends about you •if he says “I’ve never been with a ____ girl before.” •if he won’t address his female friends by name instead just calls them “a friend” •if all his exes “are psycho” •if he’s never worked a day in his life •if he chooses a drug over spending time with you •if he disagrees with feminism •if he’s white and he throws around the N word •if he isn’t proud of what you do •if he makes rape jokes •if you tell him you haven’t shaved down there and he quickly changes his mind about giving you oral •if he chooses the music or movies without asking what you think •if he voluntarily shows up late to pick you up •if you catch yourself googling “what is an abusive relationship?”
‘A Californian congressmen has just introduced a law to make it illegal to keep orcas in captivity. This could change everything — but SeaWorld is already mounting a vicious campaign to defeat this congressman’s brave move. We need to tell the State of California that the public won’t accept SeaWorld’s imprisonment of orcas any longer.’
Enact the Orca Welfare and Safety Act to make it illegal to hold orcas in captivity for performance or entertainment purposes
sign this petition