the signs based on people i know
aries: stubborn and independent, married to their netflix account, assholes but lowkey sensitive, always ready to turn up taurus: competitive and sensitive, loves food and attention, would do anything to protect their friends and family, good for late night talks gemini: either very emotional and empathetic or very cold and self-absorbed, silly, good sense of humor, quick to cut people out of their lives cancer: no chill, always there to tell you the truth when you need it but usually in a nice way, would probably murder someone for you (or for fun) leo: assholes, talk a lot, usually have some wild story to tell, VERY blunt and sarcastic virgo: angels probably, always there to make you laugh, hates most people but it makes you feel special when one of them actually likes you libra: try really hard to look cool, actually really cool most of the time, all over the place, very loyal scorpio: VERY intense, either very sensitive or a psychopath, you can usually find them in the middle of a 5 hour long rant sagittarius: always wants what’s best for everyone, sassy, loves listening to gossip, good listeners capricorn: either cares about everything or cares about nothing, usually the parental figure of the friend group, generally responsible but doesn’t really know what they’re doing aquarius: really hard to get close to them because they’re so closed off, they’ll come pick your ass up at 3am from a stranger’s house if you asked pisces: all over the place (literally. it’s 4 in the morning and they’re not in their bed. where are they??), very VERY sweet and VERY generous
