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Figured I should probably update this since it’s been a while since I did. Anyways.

Hi! My name is Mal!

I’m a Christian (Calvinist if you’re wondering what flavor) and it’s my favorite thing to talk about, so hit me up if you ever wanna discuss!

I love Mikey Way he is my favorite child. Also Mr. Remington. And of course the Tyjo and Jishwa. All of the men. They are lovely. We stan.

Sadly the only creative ~~things~~ I have to offer are really bad jokes, but my friends are super cool and write and draw and all the things, so you should check that out, they’re all super awesome.

Also if you’re mean to my friends (included but not limited to @im-literally-so-dun , @shreysheep (my wife <3) , @butterfrogsaysxd , @pinkwisteria , @sugarandice3 , @sunkissedliterarylightofchrist , @m4y-be , this list is incomplete, you can help by expanding it) I’ll disembowel you (or maybe worse!) :D hope this helps!

Anyways, have a splendid day and always remember: never be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job.

#this feels so awkward #did i do this right #please don't come for me #i really need to start tagging posts better whoopsies #what do i even tag this. how do i tag things.#smh #tumblring is so hard #is that what its called #blogging sounds too basic i don't wanna be basic #also if your're creepy and weird i'll block you but please don't make me do that it makes me feel really bad #yay i finally did this #anyways thank you for coming to my ted talk the end

whencartoonsruletheworld

fanbases are soooo rabid nowadays. all you do is sing a silly song and suddenly you're getting anon messages asking where's THEIR water buffalo, why don't THEY have a water buffalo

deandros

Im bawling

#this is beautiful

gloriousclio

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

lapt0pp

how to grow the fuck up

friendliness

Home

what the hell is a mortgage?

first apartment essentials checklist

how to care for cacti and succulents

the care and keeping of plants

Getting an apartment

Money

earn $50-$100 by taking surveys

how to coupon

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

54 ways to save money

How to do Your Own Taxes

Health

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

things to bring to a doctor’s appointment

how to get free therapy

how to prevent a hangover

a list of stress relievers

how to remove a splinter

Emergency

rights when cops pull you over

a list of hotlines in a crisis

things to keep in your car

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Job

time management

create a resume

find the right career

choosing a major

job interview tips

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters

Travel

ultimate packing list

traveling when you have no money

best way to pack a suitcase

how to apply for a passport

how to make a travel budget

Better You

read the news

leave your childhood traumas behind

how to quit smoking

how to stop skipping breakfast

how to stop micromanaging

ways to get better at asking for help

how to stop being a pushover

learn another language

how to improve your self-esteem

how to sew

reasons to stay alive

small daily goals

eatingdisorderssuck01

Imma need this eventually cause they don’t teach you jack squat in school

sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes

Ima schedule to reblog this when I’m 16.

mxdragonturtle

Ima need this eventually

ace-lost-in-motherfucking-space

same fam.

angelmavmurdock

reblogging so i have it for when i leave school in a year yessir

the-haiku-bot

reblogging so i

have it for when i leave school

in a year yessir

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

tung tung tung sa hu r u

ur mom >:)

#WHO IS THIS #THIS IS DISTURBING #I DONT LIKE THIS

WHO DOES ROWING BOOOO LAME

✋😔 you caught me

#grrrr im so mad now >:(#mutual hatred….#we’re ENEMIES now >:((((#take THAT lydia

YOUR MUSIC TASTE SUCKS

from a straw 😌

#im crying lydia you’re too sweet this is hilarious #my hater <3

I wish I had more enemies :(

#i was planning a multi step prank that would absolutely wreak havoc on all my enemies #but then i remembered i don’t have any #sigh.#i’ll just have to get some #im thinking margo roth spiengleman level prank #but there isn’t anyone deserving #i need people to start hating me pronto. this could be hilarious #alas and alack

unpeeled-human

special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

unpeeled-human

im capping it at 59k notes. thats it. shows over everybody

wingkink

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

flowerbleedme

#the google chat recommendations coded✋😭#save for tendies #the time it told me to say ‘it tasted so good!’ after talking about the cannibal chickens 😭

hemipenal-system

the damage sarah j maas and her ilk have done to fantasy literature as a genre is fucking absurd

lillihammerdown

#pleaseelaborate

hemipenal-system

every single fantasy novel (at least from major publishers) is a court of tits and ass now.

its always some bullshit with either White Girl With No Traits Protagonist or the complete opposite end of the spectrum, Cool White Girl Who Swears A Lot Protagonist (who still has no character traits just to be clear). she will inevitably fall in love with some emotionally maladjusted tall brooding guy who treats her like shit but that’s ok because she doesn’t know why she likes him either! don’t worry, the narrative might even justify him being horrid to her

the title will be either “x of y” or “a x of y and z”. fill in the variables yourself. don’t worry, it doesn’t need to be original in any way

everyone will have Cool Edgy Teenager Names with a lot of Zs and Xs in them. maybe even some Qs for real spice. alternatively, they will all be vaguely Celtic names because the author is butchering Irish mythology and she doesn’t really know the difference between Irish and Scottish names or how to spell anything

alternatively, you might have Norse or Greek mythology. those are the only two other options. if it’s those, the setting will lean HARD on that

there are no characters of color. race will not be mentioned a single time actually

if the author is feeling really spicy the Shitty Male Love Interest might not be human. don’t worry, pearl-clutchers at home, he’ll have so few nonhuman traits that it’ll be easy to forget. any sex that happens will either not mention his nonhuman traits at all or make him just turn human for it. also we might get a bit orientalist about it. just for funsies, yk

there might be queer characters. the queer characters you are most likely to see are (never specified AFAB but you the reader can tell) nonbinary people. there will definitely not be trans women. the queer characters will DEFINITELY all be white if there are any characters of color in this book

there might be a magic system. it will definitely be called “magick” and spelled that way

if there are fae or elves, they’ll probably be snooty and slightly racist. our enlightened, noble White Savior Character i mean Cool Protagonist will of course teach them the error of their racist bigoted ways. society won’t change in any meaningful way though

and of course, our Characterless Female Protagonist will inevitably save the day using her Divine Feminine Vagina Womanhood Uterus Powers. clearly none of the Very Male Men characters could have done this. she only pulled it off because of how Cool And Female she is. and then she has terrible sex with the Shitty Love Interest Guy obviously

#anyway guys who wants to read to book i’m writing about becoming a god and the ensuing psychological horror of it #<- ME ME ME ME ME

macrolit

How many have you read?

The BBC estimates that most people will only read 6 books out of the 100 listed below. Reblog this and bold the titles you’ve read.

1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen 2 Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkein 3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte 4 Harry Potter series 5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee 6 The Bible 7 Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte 8 Nineteen Eighty Four – George Orwell 9 His Dark Materials – Philip Pullman 10 Great Expectations – Charles Dickens 11 Little Women – Louisa M Alcott 12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles – Thomas Hardy 13 Catch 22 – Joseph Heller 14 Complete Works of Shakespeare 15 Rebecca – Daphne Du Maurier 16 The Hobbit – JRR Tolkien 17 Birdsong – Sebastian Faulks 18 Catcher in the Rye 19 The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffeneger 20 Middlemarch – George Eliot 21 Gone With The Wind – Margaret Mitchell 22 The Great Gatsby – F Scott Fitzgerald 23 Bleak House – Charles Dickens 24 War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy 25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams 26 Brideshead Revisited – Evelyn Waugh 27 Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoyevsky 28 Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck 29 Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll 30 The Wind in the Willows – Kenneth Grahame 31 Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy 32 David Copperfield – Charles Dickens 33 Chronicles of Narnia – CS Lewis 34 Emma – Jane Austen 35 Persuasion – Jane Austen 36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe – CS Lewis 37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini 38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres 39 Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden 40 Winnie the Pooh – AA Milne 41 Animal Farm – George Orwell 42 The Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown 43 One Hundred Years of Solitude – Gabriel Garcia Marquez 44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney – John Irving 45 The Woman in White – Wilkie Collins 46 Anne of Green Gables – LM Montgomery 47 Far From The Madding Crowd – Thomas Hardy 48 The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood 49 Lord of the Flies – William Golding 50 Atonement – Ian McEwan

51 Life of Pi – Yann Martel 52 Dune – Frank Herbert 53 Cold Comfort Farm – Stella Gibbons 54 Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen 55 A Suitable Boy – Vikram Seth 56 The Shadow of the Wind – Carlos Ruiz Zafon 57 A Tale Of Two Cities – Charles Dickens 58 Brave New World – Aldous Huxley 59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time – Mark Haddon 60 Love In The Time Of Cholera – Gabriel Garcia Marquez 61 Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck 62 Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov 63 The Secret History – Donna Tartt 64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold 65 Count of Monte Cristo – Alexandre Dumas 66 On The Road – Jack Kerouac 67 Jude the Obscure – Thomas Hardy 68 Bridget Jones’s Diary – Helen Fielding 69 Midnight’s Children – Salman Rushdie 70 Moby Dick – Herman Melville 71 Oliver Twist – Charles Dickens 72 Dracula – Bram Stoker 73 The Secret Garden – Frances Hodgson Burnett 74 Notes From A Small Island – Bill Bryson 75 Ulysses – James Joyce 76 The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath 77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome 78 Germinal – Emile Zola 79 Vanity Fair – William Makepeace Thackeray 80 Possession – AS Byatt 81 A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens 82 Cloud Atlas – David Mitchel 83 The Color Purple – Alice Walker 84 The Remains of the Day – Kazuo Ishiguro 85 Madame Bovary – Gustave Flaubert 86 A Fine Balance – Rohinton Mistry 87 Charlotte’s Web – EB White 88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven – Mitch Albom 89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle 90 The Faraway Tree Collection – Enid Blyton 91 Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad 92 The Little Prince – Antoine De Saint-Exupery 93 The Wasp Factory – Iain Banks 94 Watership Down – Richard Adams 95 A Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole 96 A Town Like Alice – Nevil Shute 97 The Three Musketeers – Alexandre Dumas 98 Hamlet – William Shakespeare 99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Roald Dahl 100 Les Miserables – Victor Hugo

#only 21 😔#but at least 25 more are on my shelf in the to read section so. that almost counts