Munakata Business Mail

There is one admin, why would I need more than that I can do everything myself.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

it’s time. to run away and start a new life.

[asahinadonutmail]

nah 🅱 ive tried that and it ended in me getting too hungry and going back home. probably won’t be much better for u

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

dont tell me what I can and can’t do

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

I tried it too Yukizome, it worked for a while but they found me. They always do. You can never start over, for they will always find you.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

they… they can’t find me here, can they? I’m safe here, right?

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

They’ve already found you, they’ve been watching you, me, everyone for years. There’s nowhere to run now, they see all and miss nothing. It will never be safe.

[asahinadonutmail]

munakata what the fuck

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

Don’t be too mean to him I think he found Kizakura’s vodka

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

I didn’t find vodka, I found the truth, we are never truly alone, someone is always watching, listening, and they will never leave us. They track us wherever we go. They know we’ve been to Blockbuster, the liquor store, Ikea, they know it all. Not even our homes are safe. Their eyes are always watching.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

it’s time. to run away and start a new life.

[asahinadonutmail]

nah 🅱 ive tried that and it ended in me getting too hungry and going back home. probably won’t be much better for u

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

dont tell me what I can and can’t do

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

I tried it too Yukizome, it worked for a while but they found me. They always do. You can never start over, for they will always find you.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

they… they can’t find me here, can they? I’m safe here, right?

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

They've already found you, they've been watching you, me, everyone for years. There's nowhere to run now, they see all and miss nothing. It will never be safe.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

it’s time. to run away and start a new life.

[asahinadonutmail]

nah 🅱 ive tried that and it ended in me getting too hungry and going back home. probably won’t be much better for u

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

dont tell me what I can and can’t do

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

I tried it too Yukizome, it worked for a while but they found me. They always do. You can never start over, for they will always find you.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

happy Valentine’s Day @munakatabusinessmail

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

Happy Valentine's Day, Yukizome, I planned on buying you and Juzo Valentine's gifts but then I remembered that everything related to this holiday will go on sale tomorrow so I figured I'd just get you both late gifts and save some money. I'm going to spend Valentine's Day the same way I do every year, getting drunk off Champagne and avoiding any contact with the outside world on this day where PDA is widely celebrated.

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

I had a wild saturday night, I stayed up until 3:00 am doing math, it’s the most fun I’ve had in weeks.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

i got drunk and had sex with juzo’s sister but man guess my night just wasnt as good as yours

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

Damn you had sex with Sato? Juzo is going to kill you. You should probably leave the country if you want to live. Math is much better than sex, so I would agree that my night was better, especially since no one is going to kill me for doing math.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

Fuck, you’re right. I’m gonna go hide out in england for a couple months.

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

Send me tea while you're there, England's tea is the best, no idea why the Americans didn't want it. You better hope Juzo doesn't read this though, then he'll know where to find you. And he'll kill you, leaving your body to swim with the fishes in the English Channel.

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

I had a wild saturday night, I stayed up until 3:00 am doing math, it’s the most fun I’ve had in weeks.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

i got drunk and had sex with juzo’s sister but man guess my night just wasnt as good as yours

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

Damn you had sex with Sato? Juzo is going to kill you. You should probably leave the country if you want to live. Math is much better than sex, so I would agree that my night was better, especially since no one is going to kill me for doing math.

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

I had a wild saturday night, I stayed up until 3:00 am doing math, it's the most fun I've had in weeks.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

honestly chocolate is my mega weakness some dude could be like ‘u wanna fuck?’ id be like nah man but if he say ‘id give u chocolate’ like dude u wanna do oral or anal

[juzopunchmail]

Same

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

You people are fools, chocolate isn’t nearly as good as money. Money can buy you almost anything, including chocolate, but chocolate can’t buy you much and it isn’t even a form of currency, therefore money is superior. I’d do almost anything for money.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

that’s prostitution munakata

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

I said I’d do almost anything for money, I wouldn’t become a prostitute for it, I have standards.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

honestly chocolate is my mega weakness some dude could be like ‘u wanna fuck?’ id be like nah man but if he say ‘id give u chocolate’ like dude u wanna do oral or anal

[juzopunchmail]

Same

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

You people are fools, chocolate isn't nearly as good as money. Money can buy you almost anything, including chocolate, but chocolate can't buy you much and it isn't even a form of currency, therefore money is superior. I'd do almost anything for money.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

Kyosuke Munakata for president 2020

because anyone’s better than cornhead mcfart

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

Can we bribe voters or is that not a thing anymore? Because if that’s allowed, then I’ll definitely run for president for 2020.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

Oh it’s definitely a thing, we just gotta be discreet

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

Can we bribe the people trying to arrest us for bribing voters? That will keep them quiet and then once I’m elected, I’ll have anyone involved extradited to Canada. Then I’ll have no opposition in that department.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

That….. that sounds like dictatorship Kyosuke….

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

Hm really? Just a dictatorship? You haven’t even heard the rest of my plans then.

[kizakuradrunkmail]

Oh no, your not gonna go on another killing spree are you?

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

If I become president, I will legalize the looting of dead bodies so you people can no longer harp on me for that.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

Kyosuke Munakata for president 2020

because anyone’s better than cornhead mcfart

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

Can we bribe voters or is that not a thing anymore? Because if that’s allowed, then I’ll definitely run for president for 2020.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

Oh it’s definitely a thing, we just gotta be discreet

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

Can we bribe the people trying to arrest us for bribing voters? That will keep them quiet and then once I’m elected, I’ll have anyone involved extradited to Canada. Then I’ll have no opposition in that department.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

That….. that sounds like dictatorship Kyosuke….

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

Hm really? Just a dictatorship? You haven't even heard the rest of my plans then.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

Kyosuke Munakata for president 2020

because anyone’s better than cornhead mcfart

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

Can we bribe voters or is that not a thing anymore? Because if that’s allowed, then I’ll definitely run for president for 2020.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

Oh it’s definitely a thing, we just gotta be discreet

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

Can we bribe the people trying to arrest us for bribing voters? That will keep them quiet and then once I'm elected, I'll have anyone involved extradited to Canada. Then I'll have no opposition in that department.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

Kyosuke Munakata for president 2020

because anyone’s better than cornhead mcfart

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

Can we bribe voters or is that not a thing anymore? Because if that's allowed, then I'll definitely run for president for 2020.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

i flirt with death as though it were kyosuke

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

And much like Kyosuke, death does not take notice, it just continues on its way, oblivious to your advances.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

notice me death senpai

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

Death-senpai can’t notice you now, you’ve been moved to the friend zone Yukizome.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

god fucking DAMMIT

i always get friendzoned. i really thought death senpai was the one, you know? ;-;

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

It’s okay Yukizome, you’ll find someone eventually, maybe Gozu will marry you, or Bandai. There’s a lot of single people out there thanks to despair, so you’re bound to find someone.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

thank you munakata ;-;

one the topic of relationships, have you planned your and juzo’s wedding yet?

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

You’re welcome Yukizome, glad to help. Yeah I’ve been planning it since it involves a lot of math, which is great. It’s going to be open bar and there’s going to be some really expensive champagne there. Juzo gets to pick the desserts, including the cake, since that’s his department.

[kizakuradrunkmail]

I’d better be invite

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

We’ll see, I’ll have to consult Juzo on this matter. Both of us weren’t invited to your wedding afterall.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

Am I invited?

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

Yes, but you can’t bring despair with you. Also we’re going to have to limit how much alcohol you have, Yukizome, you’re wild when you are drunk and we want this wedding to be classy, not trashy.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

B-but….

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

You almost broke the chandelier at the after graduation party because you were so drunk, we’re not having a repeat incident.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

as if you aren’t a terrible drunk! i have video proof of an extremely intoxicated you saying you’d fuck a dog. that’s illegal kyosuke. illegal.

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

That was out of context of the conversation, and like you said, I was extremely intoxicated, so you can’t count that. You say that as if you haven’t done anything illegal Yukizome. And I know that I’m a terrible drunk, that’s why I drink by myself and take the battery out of my phone when I do now.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

you can claim out of context all you want. i was THERE.

also what did i do? i sure as fuck don’t remember it?

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

I’ll claim both out of context and extreme intoxication on that matter until I die. In our last year at Hope’s Peak, we went to a Maizono Sayaka concert and Juzo & I lost track of you because you’re so small and the crowd was huge. We found you with security at the end of the concert and we were told you aren’t allowed within 200 feet of Maizono now but they wouldn’t tell us what the circumstances surrounding this were but you must have done something pretty wild as the guards looked severely disapointed and wouldn’t look directly at you the whole time. We had to sign a lot of agreement papers and the guards said you were lucky they weren’t going to give you jail time for “this”.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

oh god how could you fucking remind me of the maizono concert. i never want to think about the maizono concert EVER AGAIN

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

It's your own fault, you brought up the dog thing. And what even happened at that concert by the way?? We never found out, as like I said, security refused to tell us.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

i flirt with death as though it were kyosuke

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

And much like Kyosuke, death does not take notice, it just continues on its way, oblivious to your advances.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

notice me death senpai

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

Death-senpai can’t notice you now, you’ve been moved to the friend zone Yukizome.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

god fucking DAMMIT

i always get friendzoned. i really thought death senpai was the one, you know? ;-;

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

It’s okay Yukizome, you’ll find someone eventually, maybe Gozu will marry you, or Bandai. There’s a lot of single people out there thanks to despair, so you’re bound to find someone.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

thank you munakata ;-;

one the topic of relationships, have you planned your and juzo’s wedding yet?

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

You’re welcome Yukizome, glad to help. Yeah I’ve been planning it since it involves a lot of math, which is great. It’s going to be open bar and there’s going to be some really expensive champagne there. Juzo gets to pick the desserts, including the cake, since that’s his department.

[kizakuradrunkmail]

I’d better be invite

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

We’ll see, I’ll have to consult Juzo on this matter. Both of us weren’t invited to your wedding afterall.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

Am I invited?

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

Yes, but you can’t bring despair with you. Also we’re going to have to limit how much alcohol you have, Yukizome, you’re wild when you are drunk and we want this wedding to be classy, not trashy.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

B-but….

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

You almost broke the chandelier at the after graduation party because you were so drunk, we’re not having a repeat incident.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

as if you aren’t a terrible drunk! i have video proof of an extremely intoxicated you saying you’d fuck a dog. that’s illegal kyosuke. illegal.

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

That was out of context of the conversation, and like you said, I was extremely intoxicated, so you can’t count that. You say that as if you haven’t done anything illegal Yukizome. And I know that I’m a terrible drunk, that’s why I drink by myself and take the battery out of my phone when I do now.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

you can claim out of context all you want. i was THERE.

also what did i do? i sure as fuck don’t remember it?

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

I'll claim both out of context and extreme intoxication on that matter until I die. In our last year at Hope's Peak, we went to a Maizono Sayaka concert and Juzo & I lost track of you because you're so small and the crowd was huge. We found you with security at the end of the concert and we were told you aren't allowed within 200 feet of Maizono now but they wouldn't tell us what the circumstances surrounding this were but you must have done something pretty wild as the guards looked severely disapointed and wouldn't look directly at you the whole time. We had to sign a lot of agreement papers and the guards said you were lucky they weren't going to give you jail time for "this".

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

i flirt with death as though it were kyosuke

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

And much like Kyosuke, death does not take notice, it just continues on its way, oblivious to your advances.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

notice me death senpai

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

Death-senpai can’t notice you now, you’ve been moved to the friend zone Yukizome.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

god fucking DAMMIT

i always get friendzoned. i really thought death senpai was the one, you know? ;-;

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

It’s okay Yukizome, you’ll find someone eventually, maybe Gozu will marry you, or Bandai. There’s a lot of single people out there thanks to despair, so you’re bound to find someone.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

thank you munakata ;-;

one the topic of relationships, have you planned your and juzo’s wedding yet?

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

You’re welcome Yukizome, glad to help. Yeah I’ve been planning it since it involves a lot of math, which is great. It’s going to be open bar and there’s going to be some really expensive champagne there. Juzo gets to pick the desserts, including the cake, since that’s his department.

[kizakuradrunkmail]

I’d better be invite

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

We’ll see, I’ll have to consult Juzo on this matter. Both of us weren’t invited to your wedding afterall.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

Am I invited?

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

Yes, but you can’t bring despair with you. Also we’re going to have to limit how much alcohol you have, Yukizome, you’re wild when you are drunk and we want this wedding to be classy, not trashy.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

B-but….

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

You almost broke the chandelier at the after graduation party because you were so drunk, we’re not having a repeat incident.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

as if you aren’t a terrible drunk! i have video proof of an extremely intoxicated you saying you’d fuck a dog. that’s illegal kyosuke. illegal.

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

That was out of context of the conversation, and like you said, I was extremely intoxicated, so you can't count that. You say that as if you haven't done anything illegal Yukizome. And I know that I'm a terrible drunk, that's why I drink by myself and take the battery out of my phone when I do now.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

i flirt with death as though it were kyosuke

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

And much like Kyosuke, death does not take notice, it just continues on its way, oblivious to your advances.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

notice me death senpai

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

Death-senpai can’t notice you now, you’ve been moved to the friend zone Yukizome.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

god fucking DAMMIT

i always get friendzoned. i really thought death senpai was the one, you know? ;-;

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

It’s okay Yukizome, you’ll find someone eventually, maybe Gozu will marry you, or Bandai. There’s a lot of single people out there thanks to despair, so you’re bound to find someone.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

thank you munakata ;-;

one the topic of relationships, have you planned your and juzo’s wedding yet?

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

You’re welcome Yukizome, glad to help. Yeah I’ve been planning it since it involves a lot of math, which is great. It’s going to be open bar and there’s going to be some really expensive champagne there. Juzo gets to pick the desserts, including the cake, since that’s his department.

[kizakuradrunkmail]

I’d better be invite

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

We’ll see, I’ll have to consult Juzo on this matter. Both of us weren’t invited to your wedding afterall.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

Am I invited?

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

Yes, but you can’t bring despair with you. Also we’re going to have to limit how much alcohol you have, Yukizome, you’re wild when you are drunk and we want this wedding to be classy, not trashy.

[chisabetrayalmail-blog]

B-but….

[munakatabusinessmail-blog]

You almost broke the chandelier at the after graduation party because you were so drunk, we're not having a repeat incident.