It’s Not Easy Being King

Croak mama, gimmie that muppet hole

[rockthrowingbutch]

[elvis-resercher-official]

!! OFFICIAL FOUNDATION ANNOUNCEMENT !!

CALLING ALL ELVII! I am running last minute late admissions to the Elvis Sexyman poll! Any and all Elvii who are not yet in the poll are asked to join

Woah science, this is the last chance to find out who the sexiest Elvis is!

[elvis-resercher-official]

Woah science, if you want in, reblog this post, or notify @poll-elvis that the foundation sent you. Go onward Elvii!!

[muppet-joker-elvis]

Muahahaha…

MUAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHA

You DARE Challenge the great ELVIS CROAKER?! HAHAHAHAHAHA ILL MUPPING KICK ALL OF YOUR ASSES!

Everyone knows that my beautiful rock and roll felt body is the sexiest thing ever created! IM LITERALLY THE PERFECT BEING!!

The only thing that might be sexier than me is the muppet hole…

BUT I’M THE SEXIEST ELVIS! ILL PROVE IT, PUT ME IN!! OR ILL MUPPING HIP THRUST YOUR ASS!

Why so hummina?

[faierius]

Why is Kermit censored, Amazon? 😭 (I found the ad on FB first, the went to the listing. Both are censored.)

[muppet-joker-elvis]

JEFFREY BEZOS FEARS THE POWER OF THE MUPPET HOLE

[the-muppet-joker]

Do you ever soak Kermit in piss and slam him against the wall like the Hannah Montana milk pillow? 

Mmm... I had never even considered it... what an idea! Ooohh aaaaaahhnn I am becoming Boner just thinking about it! Heh I Know What I Will Be Doing For The Next 8-12 Hours *smirk*

[muppet-joker-elvis]

Croak mama, only 8-12? Croakvis can go for all 24 *felt hip thrust*

[nixon-official]

WHY THE HELL IS THIS FILTH ON MY DASH???

I will have the Department of Justice charge you with obscenity!

[muppet-joker-elvis]

HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH YOU’VE REALLY DONE IT NOW! IM MUPPING ANGRY *ANGRY HORNY MUPPET ELVIS GROWL*

HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE SANCTITY OF THE WARM WET TIGHT JUICE SOFT MUPPET HOLE?!

BE READY FOR MY KERMIT JOKER ELVIS HIP THRUSTS! YOU’RE GOING INTO THE SUN! *CRAZY JOKER LAUGH OF DOOM*

[the-muppet-joker]

kermit are you ok

no I keep seeing posts about submissive pregnant joker on my dashboard and it's making my dark and twisted hellscape of a mind convulse with lust. Distracting me. Tormenting me.

Everybody please stop fucking posting about Pregnant Joker I have my nails digging into my phone and I can't stop growling at the screen please just stop it okay. Fuck

[muppet-joker-elvis]

Croak Mama, I Guess I’m Just Stronger Then You! I Will Post MORE PREGNANT JOKER! Perhaps I’m Just The Superior Croaker!

Why So Hummina? I’ll Rock And Roll Mupping Kick Your Ass!

[nixon-official]

THE MUPPET JOKER IS A GOD-FEARING RED-BLOODED AMERICAN PATRIOT! HOW DARE YOU CHALLENGE HIS AUTHORITY, ELVIS CROAKER!

[muppet-joker-elvis]

CROAK MAMA I’LL MUPPING HIP THRUST YOUR ASS! I DONT CARE IF YOU WERE THE PRESIDENT I WAS CHOSEN BY GOD! I AM THE MUPPET KING!! IM BETTER THEN YOU

FIGHT ME FORMER PRESIDENT! YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS?! IT WAS FROM HIP THRUSTING OUT OF THE ORB WITH MY ROCK AND ROLL FELT HIPS! THEY HIT LIKE BRASS KNUCKLES!!

Why so Hummina? Are you SCARED?! YOU SHOULD BE! IM THE MUPPING ELVIS CROAKER!

[muppet-joker-elvis]

Oh my kin life… how I long for the simple times before the joker venom that I was infected with in the orb…

NOT!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EVIL JOKER LAUGH!

I WOULD NEVER REGRET WHAT I AM, I AM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATURE TO EVER LIVE (other then muppet hole *horny growl*) AND IF YOU DISAGREE ILL MUPPING HIP THRUST YOUR ASS INTO THE SUN

[the-muppet-joker]

Am I insane or is this a reference to the immaculate conception of Christ? Has anyone else noticed any parallels between Pregnant Joker and the Virgin Mary?

[muppet-joker-elvis]

Croak mama, *Evil muppet joker Elvis laugh felt hip thrust*

[the-muppet-joker]

kermit are you ok

no I keep seeing posts about submissive pregnant joker on my dashboard and it's making my dark and twisted hellscape of a mind convulse with lust. Distracting me. Tormenting me.

Everybody please stop fucking posting about Pregnant Joker I have my nails digging into my phone and I can't stop growling at the screen please just stop it okay. Fuck

[muppet-joker-elvis]

Croak Mama, I Guess I’m Just Stronger Then You! I Will Post MORE PREGNANT JOKER! Perhaps I’m Just The Superior Croaker!

Why So Hummina? I’ll Rock And Roll Mupping Kick Your Ass!

[the-muppet-joker]

If I post a picture of my Foot, will you guys behave yourselves

[muppet-joker-elvis]

CROAK MAMA! NEVER! Nothing can ever satiate my twisted joker soul

Why so Hummina?

[the-muppet-joker]

Mr frog I am having a very bad day. Can I get some encouragement?

Did my previous posting of Kermit the Frog sucking my toes make your day better? :)

[muppet-joker-elvis]

Croak mama, every image of Kermit brings light to my dark black twisted joker heart, my heart is even darker then yours because I can only express my joker rage through muppet felt hip trusts and rock and roll

[noosedissident]

This thought came into my head and now i have to post it

Croaker Elvis

Croaker Elvis

Croaker Elvis

If you have any idea for a name for this concoction please post it

[into-the-gimmickverse]

there already is a croaker elvis

[noosedissident]

where! I must find

[into-the-gimmickverse]

I’ll tag them! @muppet-joker-elvis

[muppet-joker-elvis]

Croak mama, you aren’t ready for the sheer power of my rock and roll muppet hole

MY POWER IS UNMATCHED BY ANY OTHER ELVIS *JOKER FELT HIP THRUST KICK*

[the-muppet-joker]

Heh. Fine... have some more Muppet Hole, you sinners ♡

[muppet-joker-elvis]

The sin is almost as delicious and delectable as the muppet hole. ALMOST

My evil joker laugh is echoing, I crave the muppet hole like air, MORE THEN AIR

[seorriform]

As per the request of @the-muppet-joker - wiked but like if it was good

[muppet-joker-elvis]

Croak mama, the king of rock was made for musicals

Why so hummina?

[muppet-joker-elvis]

Croak mama, do you wanna know how I got these scars?

Why so hummina?

[waitwhatyearisit]

This blog has dealt me significant psychic damage fyi.

[muppet-joker-elvis]

Good, you’re not built for the sheer level of king contained in my twisted joker mind, my plush, felt body, and my gorgeous Elvis hair.

Why so hummina? Are you scared, be scared uh-huhuhuh

[muppet-joker-lover]

hold him close

[muppet-joker-elvis]

Croak mama, let me get in on that action

[the-muppet-joker]

By the way So What I inhaled all that asbestos no need to belittle me I thought there was a Secret Surprise in there but No turns out just more Asbestos

[muppet-joker-elvis]

Croak mama, you’re not immune to asbestos? Amateur!

I eat asbestos every day, it’s the source of my muppet joker Elvis powers

Guess I’m just more powerful then you *mupping kicks your ass with my hip thrust power*

Why so hummina?

[smashorpassobjects2]

Smash or Pass: A Kermit the Frog Hand Puppet

Smash

Pass

Voting ended onApr 7, 2025

[the-muppet-joker]

SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH!

[muppet-joker-elvis]

SMASH!!

*AGGRESSIVE FELT HIP THRUSTING INTO SPACE*