]:•D @muppetjokerno1haterrr - Tumblr Blog

I’ve sent like a LOT of asks because I couldnt be bothered 2 make a side blog 4 this but now I have lol ]:•D I like HOMESTUCK, miinecraft,, miniature railways, and annoying people

iim liiek a troll iirl now m al2o kiinda 2ollux n miituna n god al2o aroace n po22e22ed by dave 2triidr

FUCK U: radfems, ableists, LOSER FROGS THAT DONT UNDERSTAND HOMESTUCK, CALIBORN haters, girls with long blonde hair(u freak me uot), altern8 vrii2ka,, laura,, dave, mituna

Dni: Hazard(if I cant interact wth u u cant interact wth me)

dont refer to me by they/them pronoun2 or femiiniine language

muppetjokernumberonefan

I’m bored should I be sleeping yes am I going to no. Someone ask me something anything

muppetjokernum8ereightfan

::::33 < How would you emotionally handle everyone you care a8out slowly fading out of existence, 8riefly appearing occasionally 8ut never remaining. You find yourself existing with no real purrpose now that everyone you knew had faded away. Your own existence slowly fading 8ut even that won’t make the loneliness go away.

Please I n33d advice on how to handle this.

muppetjokerno1haterrr

You’’ve gotta re2u2pend ur dii2beliief vrii2peta youve gotta beliieve that we can liive beyond narratiive liike they diid at the end of home2tuck

2o how r we all f33liing bout beiing liike,, D0U8L3 fake.. two layer2 of fiict2hun d33p,, cannoniical two a f8k guy2 oc

#Lowkey ii liike iit 11 KN0W 11 KN0W 7W0 GUY L11K32 7W02 H0W UN3XP3C73D

if you ever have another blog I’d love to follow because it was fun interacting with you back in the day

I don’t plan on posting on tumblr anymore tbh but I appreciate the sentiment

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#Ok kinda sappy but this blog meant a lot to me and I hope everyone’s doing great with whatever they’re doing now

I don’t know if you still use this account but you used to interact with me a lot on my old account and I was really mean to you all the time and it’s weighing heavy on my conscious and I feel really bad I’m sorry :/

ii dont rember who u r by ‘’mean to me’’ alone 2o ii thiink ur fiine dog,, water under tje briidge ykno

#Gettiing two type n my typiing quiirk agaiin ii2 actchully 2o fuckiin gr8 u dont under2tand iive biin 2upre22iing iit 4 my home2tuck #Recre82hun 4 acuracy2 2ake n iit 2UCK2 20 84D ii’’m giiviing my2elf carpal tunnel n ii dont even get two wriite with my quiirk ]:•(#The paiint pen piile grow2 eva hiigher……..

the-muppet-joker

Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

#Whuuu #Bro n ii thought ii left the party early nah ii ju2t left iit liuke a L1177L3 early not proper early #2houlda 2tuck iit 4 tje end

statleragainstposers

23 friggin' degrees at NIGHT I hate it here. Summer DNI.

#😔

statleragainstposers

ur return two form ii2 la2tiing longer thn ii thought iit wud

Are you implying that I am non-committal? Because guess what BUSTER, when Statler sets his mind to something he DOES IT.

I am easily the most stable and LEAST frivolous person on Tumblr Dot Com, which is exactly why I am the most suitable person to spread the word of Rationality. It is also why I am the ONLY one capable of giving real criticism because I am so enlightened and not prejudiced at ALL.

ALL BOW BEFORE MY GIANT MIND.

muppetjokerno1haterrr

ea2y buddy

iif we a2 a people got 2gether we could make a world where there ii2 no dr hiilery ca22 but there ii2 a piile of bloody viicera

#tw politics #2rry 2ometiime2 u ju2t gotta expre22 the2e thiing2 even iif iit2 2umwhat anacronii2tiic #2’’good 4 the health #Tw violent language

the-muppet-joker

Does the “put a frog in slowly boiling water and it won’t notice” trick work on you?

This isn't my first rodeo you fucking idiot. I'll kill you before the water even touches me. Just try putting me in water and you'll find out why they call me The Joker

#Rel8table……..#Man fuck bath2

muppetjokernum8ereightfan

::::33 < I made the suspicious stew from Minecraft in real life. The fire resistance worked and I could swim in lava for a mew seconds.

muppetjokerno1haterrr

whiich flower doe2 tht??

haha wow iim 2o glad ii dont liive n england nymore wow m 2o glad ii don’’t liiv n england anymore wow ii’’m 2o glad ii dont liive iin england nymore wow iim 2o glad ii dont liive iin england anymore

#fear not I won’t kill myself #I will cling like a limpet to life