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<⧖> he/it, Hazard, avatar of The Extinction, page of Doom I possess a seemingly infinite supply of la croix apologies for whatever it was my brother did please, ask me me things if you may be patient with me I am not used to talking to people I have a strong dislike of hiccup for obvious reasons alvin should have been king of the wilderwest

[icantfindmyfish]

MAG 144

@a-mag-a-day

my other MAG illustrations

[muppetjokerfanofextinction]

happy 19th biirthday L023R!!

I am going to put a curse on you

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2oooooooo…….. ur biirthday2 comiing up

What of it?

[muppetjokerno1haterrr]

ii mean do u want anythiing iin partiicular??

[muppetjokerfanofextinction]

I am beyond petty mortal gifts

[muppetjokerfanofextinction]

2oooooooo…….. ur biirthday2 comiing up

What of it?

[muppetjokerwizardfan-deactivate]

AITA for summoning my brothers girlfriend back from the dead of the anniversary of her death?

So the other day my brother (male-ageless ghost) was really missing his girlfriend and was telling me about how sadddd this made him and how much he missed her and what he would do to get her back or even see her again (boohoo am I right? Get over it, she’s dead, like everyone else is already over her 😐). So today, on the 30th anniversary of her death, I found an ancient scroll that provided the instructions for basic necromancy, I haven’t practiced this spell before or anything so I was a TOTAL newbie going into this. But, like, first time for everything right? Which is exactly what I thought. Anyways I pulled her soul back into the realm of the living which are hard enough as it was! Do not recommend! But when she returned she was nothing like how she used to be, she kept muttering curses and possessing random animals. So I obviously took her to see my brother and let’s just say he was HORRIFIED (he’s a wimp idk if anyone could tell so far), he kept asking stuff like “why would you do this” and “this isn’t my girlfriend this is a spirit inhabiting her corpse and puppeting her body around like a meat suit”. And I was like geez, a thank you would of been nice. Anyway we had to kill and rebury her and send her back into the spirit realm and seal her connection to the mortal realm and cleanse ourself of any traces of her and I had to pinkie promise to never do it again. AITA?

[muppetjokerfanofextinction]

NTA your brother is zombiephobic and you should disown him

[muppet-lurker]

did somebody say apocalypse?

Yeah I'm going to unleash an apocalyptic amount of rage and power with my incredible and strong psychic attacks onto Vrispeta on the astral plane outside of the dragon apocalypse version of our universe. Then when I win she will convert to Christianity!!! :-)

[muppetjokerfanofextinction]

rage? not Doom?

[muppet-lurker]

Well I guess if I lose there will be Doom because that is another soul not seeing the light of Christ yet but I'm going to win so that won't happen

[muppetjokerfanofextinction]

I will pray for your doom

[muppet-lurker]

did somebody say apocalypse?

Yeah I'm going to unleash an apocalyptic amount of rage and power with my incredible and strong psychic attacks onto Vrispeta on the astral plane outside of the dragon apocalypse version of our universe. Then when I win she will convert to Christianity!!! :-)

[muppetjokerfanofextinction]

rage? not Doom?

[iwillstabyou]

This was meant to be just a “quick doodle” but I guess I got carried away…

Across The Street is one of my favourite TMA episodes so this was very fun to draw. I’m kinda tempted to draw some of the other episodes too so feel free to make suggestions

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micheal the distortion?

No, just Micheal

[themuppetarchives]

OvO

Yes hello, how many I assist you?

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I am thinking of changing my profile picture seeing as I have no real connection with felt

[the-muppet-joker]

I am going to Real Jail

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::::33 < Which Fear do you think The Woods are?

I would say primarily spiral, although there are notes of stranger and vast. I may be missing something however as I have not been in them

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ÓvÒ

you will not further engage with the lurker do you understand and stop with the static it is quite difficult to think

[muppet-lurker]

OH NO OH SHIT WHY DID I LET IT OUT

[muppetjokerfanofextinction]

I can handle it I believe for if I may speak with horrorterrors I can contain static and madness within that is of the infinite void of an ask box

[muppetjokerfanofextinction]

I think I will try to draw into the ground what is and shall be and could be and could be so as to not get caught upon words and meaning to not allow the spread

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ÓvÒ

you will not further engage with the lurker do you understand and stop with the static it is quite difficult to think

[muppetjokerfanofextinction]

ÕvÕ

there you are