RUTHLESS WISDOM

UPON THE MID-ATLANTIC OCEAN SITS A GOD OF AGELESS POWER AND AUTHORITY. I AM MURAMAKU OF MURAMUNA.

[muramaku]

Hey Mura! What do you want for Christmas?

THE ERADICATION OF THE HOLIDAY.

[vampiricpunk-blog]

Humans are weak willed because of advancements in technology, medicine, and science, they’ve had so many advancements throughout history that they lost interest in gods and the supernatural, there’s even a select few that still believe in the traditional non sparkling vampire.

[muramaku]

PRECISELY WHY I AM A "FAILURE". I AM OF FEW WHO HAVE NOT STOOPED TO HUMAN LEVELS OF "POPULARITY". MY OWN BROTHER HAS CEASED HIS PREVIOUS GODLY MANNERISMS TO BECOME A CELEBRITY IN THE HUMAN MEDIA.

IT MAKES ME SICK.

[vampiricpunk-blog]

I bet you’d still look ugly.

wait you had a bod before you were just a talking mask?!

how’d you lose it?

[muramaku]

I AM NOT A "TALKING MASK" I AM A GOD WEARING A MASK.

AND IT IS CALLED A BELIEF RATE. A GOD WITH A HIGHER BELIEF RATE CAN HOLD A STABLE HUMANOID FORM. THOSE WHO DO NOT, LOOK LIKE THIS.

I AM TOO DAMNED "HOMICIDAL" TO HOLD HUMAN FAITH. BAH. 20,000 YEARS AGO, THAT WAS TO BE DESIRED. MODERN ERA HUMANS ARE WEAK WILLED.

[vampiricpunk-blog]

No thanks, I’m not a fan of tiki masks, maybe if you looked more humanoid I’d think about it.

[muramaku]

THE AMOUNT OF MORONS WHO DESIRE TO PLACE THEIR LIPS UPON MY SUCCESSFUL BELIEF RATE BODY IS UNSETTLING.

TO THE POINT WHERE I ALMOST DO NOT WISH FOR MY BODY BACK.

ALMOST.

[vampiricpunk-blog]

I tuned out when you started sounding like a smart ass. could you say that again?

[muramaku]

WHAT I SAID WAS, "KISS MY GLOWING BLUE POSTERIOR."

[shadowbirdsitu-archive]

check your living room. before it melts.

[muramaku]

YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS.

[muramaku]

shadowbirdsitu replied to your post:shadowbirdsitu replied to your post:shadowbirdsitu...

i could still do that.

DO IT.

[muramaku]

shadowbirdsitu replied to your post:shadowbirdsitu replied to your post: I DEMAND THE...

if you had replied earlier i would have probably offered to do something obnoxious like fill your living room with snow.

TRUTHFULLY I WOULD FIND JOY IN THAT.

[muramaku]

shadowbirdsitu replied to your post: I DEMAND THE GIFT OF SNOW. GIVE IT TO ...

i think we’re looking at a foot of it up in my forest tonight. feel free to take some

SOME. NO. I DEMAND ALL.

[muramaku]

I DEMAND THE GIFT OF SNOW.

GIVE IT TO ME.

[vampiricpunk-blog]

I’m a vampire, unless someone kills me i’m basically immortal.

and, I’m not gonna ‘squirm in insignificance’ I’ve got a whole bunch of vampires that treat me like I’m a queen, I’m pretty significant and I don’t need a talking bouncy ball to tell me that

[muramaku]

"BASICALLY". EVERY CREATURE IS "BASICALLY IMMORTAL" UNTIL THEY PERISH. IT IS REFERRED TO AS MORTALITY. THOSE WHO ARE ABLE TO DIE ARE CLASSIFIED AS MORTAL. YOU ARE NO DIFFERENT, VERMIN. NO MATTER WHAT SELF IMPOSED TITLES YOU BESTOW UPON YOURSELF.

[vampiricpunk-blog]

I DON’T CARE! 

I don’t really care about most things, so you’re no exception soccer ball

[muramaku]

YOUR LIFE IS SHORT AND OBVIOUSLY POINTLESS, AND THAT IS HUMOROUS TO ME. SQUIRM MORE IN INSIGNIFICANCE, WENCH. 

[vampiricpunk-blog]

things are a little different in wendigo county, michigan! none and I mean NONE of the supernatural worship or respect gods! Not even the angels and demons! So I have all the authority to sass you shit for brains!

[muramaku]

YOUR PITIFUL, INSIGNIFICANT RESIDENCE GRANTS NO SUCH GIFT OF AUTHORITY. AT BEST IT TARNISHES YOUR ALREADY FILTHY NAME WITH A HIDEOUS ORIGIN.

ATTEMPTING TO FLAUNT THAT WHICH IS SHAMEFUL IS BOTH FOOLISH AND HILARIOUS.

[vampiricpunk-blog]

I can refer to you in any way I want fuckass! you aren’t the boss of me and neither is anyone else!

[muramaku]

OVERZEALOUS WHELP. WHAT AUTHORITY DO YOU HAVE IN THE WORLD TO SASS A DEITIES BE DAMNED GOD. NONE. YOU HAVE NONE AND NEVER WILL.

[muramaku]

"LOUSY. GOD."

[vampiricpunk-blog]

"Excuse me?! I am N- wait a minute! YOU’RE the god purple guy was talking about!"

[muramaku]

HOW DARE YOU REFER TO ME IN SUCH A BLASPHEMOUS MANNER, YOU OVER-GLORIFIED, HAIR MATTED LEECH.

[vampiricpunk-blog]

muramaku started following you

"A blue orb with a tiki mask, that’s new"

[muramaku]

"LOUSY. GOD."

[muramaku]

rewriteturbo replied to your post:ask-reboot-turbo replied to your...

What if he becomes the next Santa though? He’s fat and you promised him the workshop

HE IS NOT AN ISLAND GOD. THUS HE IS POWERLESS IN FULFILLING THE TASKS.