The Tigers Totally Said This

Incorrect quotes for We Are The Tigers by Preston Max Allen! My main is highkey-lowkey-as-hell

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Eva: Wait, are you crying because you're pissed off or because you're sad?

Kate: Stop asking me fucking questions! I don't know! I have no idea!

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Riley: Let's take a look at the suggestion box! "Asshole." ... Okay, next one. "Eat shit, asshole." Ok, gonna ignore that one too. "I hope you choke on your nebulizer."

Cairo: Good thing these are anonymous

Riley: No, Kate signed that one

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Riley: If we work as a team, we can definitely still make it to regionals!

Kate: I hate you. You know that, right?

Riley: Yes, I am aware of that

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Riley: Oh my God. Sometimes explosive, decisive violence without leaving any opening for trickery or malfeasance absolutely clears the way to a better world. I finally get what this team is about!

Cairo: Riley, I would urge you to reconsider that-

Riley: No, that’s the right lesson, sorry. Absolutely rewarded by that decision.

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Riley: Why won’t you just stay down and die with dignity?

Reese: We don’t do anything with dignity!

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Kate: OK, spell sometimes

Farrah: What?

Kate: Spell sometimes

Farrah, confidently: S

Kate: Mm-hmm

Farrah, even more confidently: U

Kate: Wrong.

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Eva: Yeah, well, guess what? I’m not perfect

Riley: What?? No! Whose painting am I going to have above my bed???

Cairo: … you have a painting of Eva above your bed?

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Farrah: Something feels oddly familiar here… I’m having Asia fondue

Kate: …

Kate: Farrah, are you trying to say Déjà vu?

Farrah: Yeah, that’s what I said

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Eva: Why would we all have come running in to help at the first sign of trouble?

Kate, with an eye roll: Because we care about each other

Eva, sarcastically: Oh, fucking shit, we do? Does that apply to you as well?

Kate, mumbled: I dunno

Eva: Oh, I think it does

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Eva: How would you two rate your friendship on a scale of 1-10?

Cairo: I’m giving it a one and a half

Kate: Really?

Cairo: No, I’m-

Kate: That’s too much

Cairo: HEY-

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Riley: I’m disappointed in you, Kate!

Kate: That means… literally nothing to me

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Cairo: Raise your hand if you think what happened yesterday was your fault

Reese, raising her hand: I mean, I might have a part in it

Kate and Annleigh: *raise their hands*

Eva: I didn’t do anything wrong!

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Riley: *holding a knife to Kate’s throat to threaten the rest of the team*

Kate: You are seriously overestimating their fondness for me right now

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Kate: Well, I’ve learned that the best way to deal with your problems is to avoid them

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Annleigh: What, I can't be in a bad mood? It's like people think, "Oh, Annleigh is such a nice person, Annleigh is so happy-go-lucky! Annleigh can't be in a bad mood!"

Annleigh: Well, you know what? Annleigh can be in a mood. And right now Annleigh is in a bad mood.

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Reese: If something happens tonight, I just want to tell you, it's been an honor knowing each and every one of you

Kate: Screw you, I want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated

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Eva: I don’t need to touch grass, I need the fall of capitalism