love is metal

DASH ONLY || FRIENDS ONLY || INDIE DAMIEN LAVEY BY OCTO/MARK || SIDEBLOGS ARE DUSKDATE + PURRDATE

[bullshfters-blog]

@murderdate​  RESCUED  !     /     CALL.    /     WE ARE YOUNG

     ❝     Tonight we are young —— So let’s set the world on fire !     ❞

[murderdate]

          “Aw HELL, yeah!! The world on fire is my favorite kind of world.” He’s already pulling gasoline from a duffle bag— his emergency on the go stash.

[rpmemestbh]

Drinking starters

as requested by @ambitionbled (it won’t let me tag you, sorry!)

CONCERN.

❝How much have you had to drink?❞

❝You could have fucking alcohol poisoning!❞  

❝Easy, there. Try to sit up.❞

❝I think I might’ve overdone it on the alcohol…❞

❝We’ve got to go get your stomach pumped.❞

❝I thought you said you were clean!❞

❝Yes, it is a big deal.❞

❝Let me drive you home.❞

❝You are NOT driving like this!❞

❝You are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.❞

❝Drinking until you puke is not normal.❞

DRUNK.

❝Is this real life?❞ 

❝I want to go to sleep but I can’t find any sheep.❞

❝How do you show fish affection?❞

❝Taco Bell is open 24 hours, right?❞

❝Tequila is not my friend? YOU’RE not my friend.❞

❝Drunk I am not.❞

-glasses on head- ❝Where did I put my glasses?❞

❝How do I tell my parents I’m a mermaid?❞ 

❝I’m not even tired.❞

❝I should call my ex.❞

❝I’m not drunk enough for this.❞

❝Does playing Mario Kart drunk count as drunk driving?❞

-hugging the floor- ❝I’m trying to stop the floor from spinning.❞

❝Can we go out for fried chicken?❞

ANGST.

❝What’s the fucking point anymore?❞

❝Screw recovery. I want a drink.❞

❝I’m too sober for this shit.❞ 

❝I don’t give a shit what you think.❞

❝I seriously don’t feel too good.❞

❝I didn’t even have that much to drink.❞

❝Will you stop fucking interrogating me?❞

❝I can drive. I’m fine.❞

❝There’s a reason I drink so much.❞

❝You’re the reason I drink so much.❞

❝I’m only happy when I’m drunk.❞

FLUFF/FUN.

❝You’re cute, you know that?❞ 

❝You wanna get wasted?❞

❝I’m bar-hopping tonight, wanna come?❞

❝What are you drinking, and why aren’t you sharing?❞

❝I’m having a party for two.❞

❝You’re so hot.❞

❝I’m usually too chicken-shit to say this, but…I really like you.❞

❝I don’t want to kiss you with your alcohol breath.❞

*kisses on forehead*

*kisses on cheek*

*kisses on lips*

[murderdate]

          { @howldate ♚  ;;

[txt] there’s 1 i read [txt] for dragon heat. super informative on knotting lmao [txt] [ -BOOKMARK SHARED- ] [txt] check out art on that one site tho. fuck if i remember the name though [txt] pixav or something

[murderdate]

leans in ——— “ kiss me. “

          It was hot  — — — INFURIATING  how the stupidly tall blond could make affection sound like a challenge. And damn anyone who told him he was blushing. He wasn’t gonna be swooned by some kiss. He’s not gonna back down either, though. In fact, he dragged down the blond with a single arm around his neck and wordlessly plastered his lips right on his.

[murderdate]

HELP ME EXPLAIN KNOTS TO SCOTT

      “Dude, that sounds like so much fuckin’ trouble. I’ll just send you a list of furry sites to show him later.”

[murderdate]

          { @howldate ;;

       “Dude, want to trade one of my accountants with a blunt hold item for that criminal type?? WAit, fuck, take TWO of my accountants with the hold items for it.”

[murderdate]

goldtastiic:

     ❝   I’ve been to space, fought alongside guys with glowsticks for rings and stopped an ugly butterfly from destroying the time stream, but I can’t say I’ve punched the sun. ———Why ? Am I supposed to be impressed ?  ❞ 

           “Glowsticks— Butterflies— and no sun. But you think that competes with me punching the sun?  That fake confidence is a little hot, but no where near to how hot the sun was.”

[murderdate]

🔫

      “Guns? Now THAT’s what I’m fucking talking about.”

[murderdate]

      “What does it mean to be truly safe? Is it how you avoid danger...             Or how you face danger with eyes open and dick erect?”

[murderdate]

@goldtastiic

    “You sure talk big and shit. But lemme ask you...                 Have you ever punched the mother fuckin’ SUN?”