[murderersrow]

please can the new york yankees remember how to play baseball. please.

[murderersrow]

the new york yankees have (tentatively) remembered how to play baseball.

[murderersrow]

swept at home.

[murderersrow]

so… we’re getting swept at home tomorrow, aren’t we?

[murderersrow]

please can the new york yankees remember how to play baseball. please.

[murderersrow]

protecting my peace and turning the game off. ✌️

[murderersrow]

broke my own rule about not getting emotionally attached to a Weathers start. this is all my own fault.

[ben-woodburn-archive]

[aybaybader]

i miss aaron judge

[murderersrow]

mentally preparing to get swept by the Red Sox.

[pitchburgh]

Sports fans are so dramatic. On an unrelated note, if my team loses this game, I’m going to strap hundreds of fireworks to my body and launch myself into space.

[murderersrow]

what is this team doing?????

[zibanejad]

X

[murderersrow]

losing to the Red Sox is a special type of pain.

[murderersrow]

I can’t wait to watch the yankees game tonight and hear what new and exciting ways they’re going to call Paul Goldschmidt, age 38, The Oldest Hag In The World™

[murderersrow]

LOVE THAT OLD MAN!!

[an-atlas-or-other]

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

[the-bees-are-beeing]

Cant even kick a player anymore without causing a penalty because of woke

[minotauri]

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me