Why are you even reading this?

I was raised by snakes, i lie all the time.

[charlesoberonn]

Visit Original Link

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[murderousonpurpose]

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[murderousonpurpose]

I put paints on this thing

[murderousonpurpose]

My bike let me down

[daskrug]

How the fuck does that even happen

[redincyotc]

Microfracture s in the metal propigate and slowly grow through repeated stress

[murderousonpurpose]

Spot on!

[nkbee]

5

[idolmonkeh-deactivated20181214]

7

[nexis89]

Somewhere between 6 and 8

[inspredwood]

Definitely a 6

[murderousonpurpose]

1

[murderousonpurpose]

My bike let me down

[mooserattler]

Congratulations on 1 million! I’m very happy for you

Artwork by @heykrista!!!!!

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[daskrug]

Protect this man and his cereal

[murderousonpurpose]

Always reblog this when you see it. It's the right thing to do

[transformersoutofcontext]

[weloveshortvideos]

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[murderousonpurpose]

Hi sorry but do you know anything about the security at dreamhack?? I'm just having so much anxiety about all the terror threats and shit and my brother is going by himself and his friends and I'm so scared

i’m not going this year due to work, but Dreamhack has announced that they will have increased security for this event, i don’t know what exact things they are changing but there are police on site at the event and the security crew has around 600 members that go around and make sure that people aren’t picking fights and stuff

if you need any more in depth information feel free to email: [email protected]

[pochowek]

[daskrug]

I made my morning alarm an orchestral version of the legend of Zelda main theme so every morning is the beginning of me saving Hyrule from evil

[murderousonpurpose]

I'd advice against this, whenever i've had anything but beeping as an alarm I end up hating the sound. I also have certain beeps that I hate

[k-eke]

Full of determination, Kiwi advances with all of her friends ! Even if it’s hard she will continue !

Never give up ! You can do it ! 

[murderousonpurpose]

i painted these

[time-lord-swag-deactivated20140]

A strawBEARy

[busket]

a friend

[mrs-navaja-deactivated20170218]

yay

[murderousonpurpose]

Neato