Murder Salad

If I had to guess “Murder Salad” is probably what all the super villains from comic books would eat if they ever got together for a dinner party. It's not hurting anyone but it isn’t necessarily helping either. And Me: Writer, seamstress, avid do-it-yourselfer, armature kickball player and model, purveyor of laughter, with a knack for creating a better process. A lover of social media, not because of what we can do with…because of what it's doing with us.

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Apparently there is much cash to be made by specializing in the health and wellness of storks. #misinterpretedvanityplates

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I'd probably werck if I drove an Impala too.

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Just because something's weird doesn't mean it isn't accurate. 

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Whatever, this is cute.

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So I know there's at least one funny nerd in this apartment building.

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I was told these dogs were well trained. "Make me pizza." I command. But they just make themselves into smaller balls.

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You're cool. Everyone else is okay.

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What kind of a car is this?!

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Listen to this logo, follow your dreams gang.

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Like a metaphor for when the party's over...or whatever.

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A girl could turn sugary sweet in all this pretty and pink...

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Correct, shirt.

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