âOh, God, youâre bleeding. Youâre bleeding a lot.â
âStop squirming, Iâm trying to help.â
âHang on, I got you.â
âJust lean on me, Iâll help you walk.â
âWe should get that looked at.â
âDonât tilt your head back, youâll make your nosebleed worse!â
âJust sit up and breathe, ok?â
âEh, youâll be fine. I think. Maybe.â
âWhat ever you do, donât go to sleep. Stay awake.â
âOooooo. That looks painful.â
âOh, thank God! Donât scare me like that!â
âHow the hell did you do this to yourself?â
âHey, hey, stay with me, ok?â
âYou stopped breathing.â
âOh look, itâs alive.â
âTake deep breaths, youâll be fine.â
âArms shouldnât move like thatâŚâ
âWhat happened to your leg?!â
âYep, thatâs broken alright. Howâd you manage that?â
âYouâre welcome, by the way.â
âDo you need an ice pack for that shiner?â
âYeesh, you look like shit.â
âWait, you were mugged?!â
âIs that a stab/gunshot wound?â
âOk, ew. Iâm not cleaning that up.â
âEasy, easy! Just lay down, you hit your head.â
âYou probably have a concussion, so I wouldnât be moving arou d too much if I were you.â
âWe thought you were dead!â
âOn a scale of 1 to 10, how much does it hurt?â
âCan you walk on your own?â
âYouâre getting blood on my clothes!â
âHow many fingers am I holding up?â