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[murdersofcrowbars]

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Hi, I'm Crowbar, a superhero enthusiast! This ranges from Miraculous Ladybug to The Boys, my hyperfixations are not picky.

Right now I am brainrotted about: My Hero Academia again 😔

I am the author of:

Manors Fucking Haunted (Jason Todd centric)

why are you BLUE (trans) (Bruce Wayne centric)

and my less popular stories are posted here(under 'Writing crow strikes again' tag) and ao3 under MurderOfCrowbars

I NOW HAVE A FANFIC REQUEST SHEET HERE

I have a discord server with art and writing events!

my server

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

And it’s still marked as mature wtf tumblr

[murdersofcrowbars]

What the fuck

[angel-of-the-lorde]

how it feels to enjoy multiple contradictory headcanons for a character

[sillysiluriforme]

i need to know where homelander stands legally. like can he vote. can he quit his job.

[sillysiluriforme]

Oi Hughie we’re going ta call ICE on omelandah’

[wanderintofics]

saying batman created his rogues because they are obsessed with and pursue him is the same logic used to blame women for leading on or attracting a stalker. it is straight up victim blaming and I refuse to touch it

[illmadekn1ght]

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[murdersofcrowbars]

Not a sex thing, not a romantic thing, but a secret third thing, personally enriching.

[murdersofcrowbars]

Being chronically ill is so fun, I’m currently laying on the floor and have been for almost half an hour because I had a nose bleed earlier and I think I’ll be in actual danger if I try to get up

[frownyalfred]

me getting dinged by Tumblr for explicit material: fuck, I’ve been talking about knotting too much on here again

the report is for the word “Dick”

me:

[murdersofcrowbars]

…people report on tumblr for things that ARENT like straight nudes or threats???

[tahioxaaa]

Dragonized Gloink Qween

[murdersofcrowbars]

Smash.

[unicornconnor]

Maybe Jason mutated into a triton after the lazarus pit. Or because of reality changes he was resurrected as a fish right away I'm not sure…

[murdersofcrowbars]

Suddenly I’m an ambitious sailor of some kind that is caught up in a storm and thrown into the sea!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok but DID I come back wrong, or did you build up an idealized version of me in your head that was easy to love while I was dead? but now that I'm real and alive and complicated again, you resent me for not being as simple and compliant as a mere memory?

do you resent me for coming back "wrong," or for coming back at all?

[murdersofcrowbars]

So are we thinkin Jason Todd or Dabi/Touya Todoroki?

[depsidase]

[justsomeguycore]

as per my last straw,

[deadelated]

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

[deadelated]

had

[murdersofcrowbars]

Less than a day… they clearly saw this as a challenge

[bread-and-bats]

ADHD Bruce Wayne/Batman with executive dysfunction

Imagine Bruce for the first time in forever has some free time. No upcoming deadline for WE, no active case, all the batkids and Alfred are busy on their own. Finally some time for himself to read that book on his tbr list, try out a new coffee shop, go for a hike, listen to a new album from an artist he likes. He does none of it. The day is wasted scrolling on his phone because for some reason he can’t will himself to get up and do all the things he genuinely wants to do.

Batman having been masking for several days on a long mission with the JL. Unable to keep it up at the debriefing meeting once it’s all over. He’s super fidgety and opting to say nothing because he knows he won’t have any impulse control if he speaks.

Bruce who’s struggled with deadlines and procrastination his whole life, despite being able to be functional and somehow always scrape by. He’s the epitome of ‘they let you rawdog ADHD your whole life if you get good grades’.

Batman completely hyperfocusing on this latest case. Going days without sleep, forgoing eating, resting, doing anything except pouring himself completely into the case. Unable to stop until he’s solved it.

[murdersofcrowbars]

Peak