Lady Percy Take Me Higher

Call me Andi. Nonbinary. prefer he/his/him. Lesbian. Blogs about fandoms and whatever appeals to my eye. Feminist as fuck. Don't like don't follow. Allons-y!

[tatumsdrawing]

I too want to give Maomao a kiss on the cheek

EDIT: I made a follow up comic

[ladycyon]

Apothecary Diaries is so funny. The ladies in waiting look at Maomao and are like ohmigosh a poor adorable abused puppy we must smother her in love and teach her our ways 😍 and the concubines are all like she saved my life and she saved my baby and she's so brave and smart and we love her so much and jinshi and everyone else is heart eyes about her and meanwhile Maomao is like el chupacabra in the corner barfing up goat bones

[highlifeboat]

All I discover from watching movies for the 80s/90s is that I could have had a lot of my awakenings a lot sooner

[horror-lady00]

Would you care to elaborate?)

[highlifeboat]

Lot of hot blonde women that I was simply not exposed to lol

[jack-of-blades]

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[gamechangershow]

Sorry but it's not complete without...

[respocked]

the borg mottled/greyish skin look is because of:

no nutrience and sunlight in the cubes because they're sickly little borg ants

just dirt and industrial grease because the borg don't shower

Voting ended onJul 25

[necrofuturism]

y'all... it's the nanoprobes. we're seeing the nanoprobes through their skin. they're in the arteries and veins of every single borg drone, including the smallest blood vessels - the capillaries - which are closest to the skin.

the mottling starts at the location that the assimilation tubules inject the nanoprobes and then spreads across the body as they perfuse the new drone's tissues and initiate the assimilation process.

it's literally the first sign of assimilation!

[snuv]

A mom helping her kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1990s.

[emily84]

this is a renaissance painting

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[cooliopumpkin]

[basic-banshee]

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

[charlesoberonn]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[wholesomepostarchive]

1/22/2022

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[delgrosso]

Yellow and red cards are a good system of penalization in football but I also think there should be a green card, which you get if you do something nice during a match, like give an opposing player a lil smooch on the forehead.

[belladonnabedlam]

Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…

What is your AO3 user ID?

I’m an OG user 5 digits or less

Six figures baby!

I’m in the millions…

Remaining time: 22 hours 20 minutes

I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!

[herowyn]

5 0    Y E A R S    A G O

[closetocanada]

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[malibuklaus]

[galadriel1010]

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

[transcyberism]

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

[vulcartist]

I translated the Ea-Nasir complaint into vulcan and engraved it in on a cooper plate

[tournevis-real]

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

[nintendogeek189]

FUMCKIMG PUBPY

[sleepy-bebby]

He was a sk8r boi

He said, "See you later, boy"

[mystrothedefender]