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@murdockoclock
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I call this one ‘Eden in her first NYC heatwave’! Thanks to @murdockoclock for letting me borrow the rad glasses and for being the best photographer too!
@murdockoclock: LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THESE ON YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @murdockoclock: you look so cool and so iconic i am going to spin on the spot 43 times!!!!!!!!
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@murdockoclock: omg wow
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@murdockoclock: omg
@murdockoclock: look at us
@murdockoclock: we’re so baby
@murdockoclock: like we’re SO LITTKE
@murdockoclock: LITTLE
@murdockoclock: like icb i knew you when you were three apples tall and now you are four apples tall and i still know you
@murdockoclock: and we were best friends and are still best friends
@murdockoclock: and when we are hunched over and two apples tall in rocking chairs and weeing and pooping our pants we will still be best friends
@murdockoclock: i love you so much
@murdockoclock: omg
@leomurdock: #TeamCarnation
@leomurdock: I don’t know what a ranunculus is!
@murdockoclock: @leomurdock i have no idea what’s happening but i stand with you!!!!
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so we knowwww i’m a summer girl but spring is woo’ing me so hard right now!!!!! (i got to take my spring lamb perry to the farmer’s market, saw my FAVE jam man of ALL TIME aaaand i got flowers for my chrissykins!!) it all felt very rom-com 💐🌸🌻🌼
@murdockoclock: I LOVE MY FLOWERS SO MUCH THEY MADE ME SMILE SO BIG AND I KNOW YOU KNOW THIS BECAUSE YOU SAW ME BECAUSE YOU GAVE THEM TO ME BUT I WANT TO REMIND YOU NOW THAT YOU'RE NOT BESIDE ME (☹️) THAT I AM HAPPY AND I AM LOVED AND I LOVE YOU BACK AND YOU ARE THE SUN AND ALSO THE MOON AND ALSO ALL OF THE STARS AND YOU ARE BASICALLY THE ROCKY TO MY RYLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @murdockoclock: wait sorry maybe i'm the rocky @murdockoclock: IDK THAT'S REALLY NOT THE POINT
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real eyes realise real lies heart eyes salty fries sunny skies very wise 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
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@fizzybank: my pookie wookie gumdrop bear!!! there has never been another person on earth who has said such words, written so eloquently, handled a quill so well, all while serving with glasses that not a being in the cosmos could wear with the same flair and whimsy as you!!!! but maybe that should be the last time we drink on a wednesday
@murdockoclock: @fizzybank MAYBE TRUE YES but also what about a thursday perchance @murdockoclock: @fizzybank Btw did you like my use of perchance it was good right
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@tanvisharma: Don't you look dashing!
@murdockoclock: @tanvisharma AWOOGA????? ME????? FROM YOU????
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@ajsmovingcastle: You know what, you suit 'em!
@murdockoclock: @ajsmovingcastle :D :D :D :D :D :D :D THANKS
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@felixwest: Haha! Glad you got home safely, pal! You had me worried there for a minute.
@murdockoclock: @felixwest Felix please teach me how to do magic please please pleasple pleasple plaesaplselpas lpeslpspl elpaslpsplslp slps plPLSLSLpsplsPLLPSLPSPSLSLSLPSPL
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real eyes realise real lies heart eyes salty fries sunny skies very wise 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
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@leomurdock: Wait! I want a pair of #HeartEyes!
@murdockoclock: @leomurdock I HAVE SPARES LEO
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@griffmcrory: I've never seen more entertaining stories than yours last night. I didn't know you and Izzy had that many choreographed dance routines.
@murdockoclock: @griffmcrory YES!!! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!! MY ENTIRE LIFE GOAL HAS BEEN TO MAKE YOU SMILE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES SOMEHOW
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@edenhasinstanow: Chris, you were SO funny last night! I don't actually think I've ever seen someone that gone before, but it was a great experience. You kept singing the Pina Colada song at me and then you were shocked when you found out I'd never had a pina colada before so you told me you'd get me one. But then you just handed me a pineapple and a glass of milk then said, "Go on. Mix it."
@murdockoclock: @edenhasinstanow HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @murdockoclock: @edenhasinstanow Omg I'm so funny @murdockoclock: @edenhasinstanow BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY DID YOU HAVE FUN??? (and also more importantly was i good)
↳INSTAGRAM: @murdockoclock uploaded a photo:
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Omg captioned this last night after I was zonked out on tequila!!!!! lol!!!!!!!!! A POET
@acewoodrow: That caption fuckin spoke to me man, I need it on a mug
@murdockoclock: @acewoodrow I am using my big brain to send powerful messages to your big brain so we can merge as one Ace!!! It's gonna work TRUST ME
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@danteleept: Very Elton, darling!
@murdockoclock: @danteleept COMPLIMENT OF THE YEAR????? DANTE LEE LET ME KISS YOU ON THE MOUTH
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@poseimon: these are what my eyes look like when I'm looking at billy!!!!
@murdockoclock: @poseimon This is genuinely so cute it made me tear up omg????????
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Omg captioned this last night after I was zonked out on tequila!!!!! lol!!!!!!!!! A POET
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Rich people rooftops are so funny. Like hahahaha. What is this. Why is there a greenhouse here?
@murdockoclock: Flissy's place is the COOLEST!
