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cerastes

I'll assume people are being very calm in the comments

doggirldick

themysticsword

meet my son the defibrillator 9000 #myson

princecharmingtobe

Person who's never actually played Palworld: It's just teen level edgy for the sake of being edgy and relies too heavily on being Pokemon With Guns.

People actually playing Palworld: This is my pink sheep, it is very sweet, because it is cotton candy. This is my brown sheep. It smells sweet, but is actually bitter, because it's coffee. I have decided to turn them into Gods.

drax-the-vampire-king

This is my little ice cat. Its single handedly pays for half the base.

abalisk

My Husband: "This is my grass gerbil, he kisses my booboos better when I get my shit clapped by a lazer cannon :)"

Me: "This is my spooder. She go nyooooooom~ :3"

gingik

tarragonthedragon

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

i-fuck-audis

MY FUCKING CAR

nctinmotion

Source: This

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xcziel

cellophanes-princess

I really needed the last one

fuckyeahchinesefashion

OP: The carp leaping over the dragon gate 鲤鱼跃龙门 is a classic Chinese folk symbol. It stands for people overcoming hardships to achieve success. We often use it to wish others a bright future and smooth progress. If you spot a carp leaping over the Dragon Gate, good luck will come your way.